/soy/ - Soyjaks

I don’t like coffee; it’s too bitter, but if my beloved soytan makes it, I might drink it, maybe. I mean, when she makes it, she makes it sweet, but even if it’s bitter, I think it’s fine. But coffees are usually bitter, but if I want, I think she’d make it sweet. But I don’t think she knows how to make Turkish coffee because she’s Russian, and why would Russians drink Turkish coffee, am I wrong? I think not, but if I want, she could probably make it. But why would I want Turkish coffee? I think I’d want a much sweeter coffee. But why would she make sweet coffee for me? I think instead of making sweet coffee, she could make tea. But teas become sweet when you add sugar, but I don’t think every tea has to have sugar. So, if I want, she could make the tea sweet, but why would she? I think I could add the sugar myself, but I think sugar is too expensive, so I should drink tea without sugar. But I think tea without sugar isn’t really tea, so I won’t drink tea. That’s why I’d ask my beloved soytan for water.