/soy/ - Soyjaks

Why would you do that

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too spicy fo ypipo

>>14565108
i ordered butter chicken because me and some friends were together and wanted some grub
it tasted quite nicely and i ordered large due to wanting to eat most of the day

after going home i wake up in the middle of the night because my stomach was fighting to survive and i'm a pretty heavy sleeper so you can guess how bad it was but basically i nonstop kept farting for like 15 minutes or so but wasn't able to raisin either so i just sat in dark letting it rip with the blinds slightly open so i know i'm still alive

i was shaking, i was cold and i was tired but figured i could still get some sleep and closed my eyes
i kept on farting of course but after a while i just shat myself and was so fucking tired and disappointed i did nothing but i kept on raisinting myself and it kept coming out filling the whole room until the liquid karmatic revenge coming out of my ass reached my mouth which at that moment woke me up AGAIN in the night as not only had the vishnu chicken put me in such a cuck trance it also gave me a mini-nightmare

never eating indian food ever again like it's not just because it's spicy i was genuinely food poisoned with a mind controlling parasite that made me dream that i was drowning in raisin

>>14565200
why did you order it in the first place
thats like drinking toilet water and not expecting to be sick

>>14565212
i never tried indian food and tried to brush off all the stereotypes while eating because my friends were also ordering indian

jeets put cow raisin mixed with pure antimatter in takeout that only 99.76% pure jeets can handle

>>14565226
i forgot to mention that half-way gastric acid went up to my osphagus and burned the back of my throat not even water could help it was actual HELL o algo

>>14565226
gogogo