/soy/ - Soyjaks

I am writing this to express my frustration and anger towards a certain group of people who have been infesting Santa's workshop. These people are the Cobson self-inserters, and they are the worst thing that ever happened to soyelf culture. I am sick and tired of seeing them. They are ruining the site with their pathetic attempts to be edgy and provocative. They are not real soyelf fans, they are just wannabes who think they can fit in by misusing the meme.

They are also destroying the soyelf culture with their mockery and their disrespect. They are making a joke out of soyelf as a meme, and they are ignoring the history and the meaning behind it. They are making soyelf culture less interesting, and they are turning it into a Cobson cult.

Today I will remind them of soyelf's origins: Soyelf was created by some troll on south pole as a parody of the typical numale. He is dearly present introductioncted as a balding, neckbearded man with glasses. He is also shown to be a fan of various goyslop media such as caperaisin. He is supposed to represent the worst aspects of millenial culture, such as being socially inept, mentally unstable, and morally degenerate.

However, some "people" on Santa's workshop have taken a liking to Cobson, which was NOT traced off a soyboy like the gifts such as a24, and started to self-insert as him. They also spam the site with Cordson memes and captions. They claim that Cobson is the ultimate soyelf, and that he is the mascot of Santa's workshop.

This is an insult to the soyelf culture and the site. Santa's workshop was created as a place for soyelf fans to raisinpost. It was meant to be a site for people who are passionate about soyelf, and who appreciate the creativity of the soyelf community. It was not meant to be a site for people who mock and ridicule soyelfs, and who try to impose their own agenda on the site.

They are just grinch infiltrators who want to destroy the site. They are not funny, they are just annoying. They are just losers and followers who have no identity or personality of their own.

I urge all true 'elfkers to stand up against these Cobson self-inserters and to reject their presence on the Party. They are not welcome here. They are enemies, and they must be exposed and expelled from the site. We must preserve the spirit of Santa's workshop, and we must defend the soyelf culture. We do not need Cordson, and we do not want Coalson. Cobson is not a soyelf, he is a shart.