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We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year 🎆

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Time traveler here, be prepared for spam in 2026.
A LOT OF IT.

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>tfw you gooned to shit nohonda cares about, but nophono saw it so you run after xer while hitting that gemmy gangam style but stumble over a doxxed DNB and fall into vantawhite cacaborea portal so your clitty start trembling and leaking and you go to a nearest jarty but shemmycucks surround you in a circle so you call 'cado so he expose to them his fiery coinslot but doll comes in and says "this circle is fundamental nigger 'o 'p embedded htism vantablack slop coal" and rapeson who walks by sees this and starts raping everypony with xis BWC, but you yell YWNBAW and catch a ride on the omori bus, but fnfniggerpedo starts posting grok generated zellig goonslop so you scream "soot save us soot please soot" and soot appears shining glistening covered with gemeralds and tanzanite and he grabs you trying to get you in the aryanheaven, but a soytranny screams "mooooooods" so a thrembillion jannies and quote come out of nowhere and throw brimstone at you after which you fall into the niggerhell and go to 4cuck to troll pedocacas but fnfnigger stops you and starts gooning so you hit xim in neovagina but it gets you infected with estrogen and you leak loudly "kuz save us kuz please" so kuz comes and sends you 'p scat noisoibloopa coal and the brimstone winter starts so you turn into a numale but then cobson comes and dances "op op gangam style" radiating diamond gem glisterald light on every board and jarty turns into niggerstone dust and you turn into a ttd tnd enacting hitlerian hypergermanian aryan warrior-g but actual warrior-z comes and calls joel, jimbo, astrofene, slvt4bbc, zaryan1488, chud1, chud2, chud3, chud4, chud5, chud6, bruno, trevor, sectionalism, korg, antiswarthy, genersonlakeandpalmer, and they all charge at you screaming "fuggen jardee" while you being unbothered professorchad rent 6000000$/sec BWC bull and satoko_houjo_fan appears between you and them and says "heil soot moot loot doot goot boot foot zoot root" and kills and rapes them all and makes thrembo pizzas out of them and sends it african bnwo tranny autism centre but you're too unbothered and you twist xer clitty anyway award raping xer rapeson style

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>>14562482
Very funny.

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I should mention that in 2029 most soyspeak from now is considered "oldtalk".

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hohohoEKKRKE nuelfpoopoopoopoofags be like: this aint hohohoistanui
11111111111111111

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>>14562512
what year you from

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>>14562517
2029, I'm the same guy from this bread:
https://archive.ph/PZO4e

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post proof you are from the future

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>>14562527
I posted that screenshot in the other bread.

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tbf im surprised the site isnt spammed to raisin more often considering theres no rule agaisnt it anymore
the faց from earlier was only 'nished because of an unrelated rule

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This is a screenshot of the site care bears posters started after soyjak.st shut down. (Yes, the site design really is that bad.)

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It genuinely feels like I'm one of the last anti-Care Bears people left in what was formerly the "soysphere". It really is unfortunate.

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>>14562731
the gayest larp ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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>>14562740
You probably hate Care Bears too. Most did at first.

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>>14562740
You have to believe me. I've been going crazy trying to get people to care.

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My best advice for 2026 is to ignore any Care Bears posts you see. Fighting is going going to be this site's downfall.

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Splash, this is important.

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>>14562864
Nigga this falseflag is probably gonna entice that bad boy to post carebares more

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>>14562898
Holy esl *carebear

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>>14562898
It's not a falseflag, and if we work together we can stop what's coming.



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