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We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year 🎆

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In a server room located nowhere in particular, a computer blinks on.
>LOCATING SUBJECT FOR ARYAN SUPER SOLLet your heart be bright!R PROGRAM…
Before long, it's found a match. Unfortunately, the name seems to be taking a while to load in. Enter this yt boy a name or something along those lines.

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>>14562110 (OP)
watch care bears

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potential

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suggonma

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name him nate

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Emannuel Swedenborg

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name him lars

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name him elfe

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>>14562180
unoriginal snowman MERRY CHRISTMAS

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name him sean

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OP YOU HAVE TO DO THE FIRST REPLY

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nate

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call him Frosty good boy

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>>14562200
TSMT OP NAME HIS CHEER BEAR

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watch care bearswatch care bearswatch care bearswatch care bearswatch care bearswatch care bearsv

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name him nate

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name him I perform Urethral Tricks

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>>14562213
I MEANT "HIM" FUCK MY ESL LIFE

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>>14562222
quads you have to do this

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Yeah do that I perform urethral tricks btw

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I'll name him "nobaldi cares about your Rudolfed adventure bread"

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I can't decide

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>>14562238
DO THE FIRST REPPEY
YOU HAVE TO DO THE FIRST REPPEY

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Name him I.P.U.T for short

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>>14562238
esl
its "I perform urethral tricks"

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>>14562238
forcing toddlerslop on Santa's workshop should be against rule 12

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>Your IP address currently does not meet the requirements to vote on polls.

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>>14562248
efl my fingey slipped

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>>14562238
DO BOTH
NAME HIM "CARE BEAR THAT DOES URETHRAL TRICKS"

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>>14562281
coal Let your heart be bright! MERRY CHRISTMAS

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>>14562290
IT'S A PERFECT COMPROMISE THOUGH

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>>14562281
I will do this

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>>14562303
if you do it you're on the naughty list
- from, santa's helper

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>>14562303
thank you

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DERAILLING THIS bread IF YOU DO

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Why can't we just act like grown ups?

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>>14562317
same. dont force toddlerslop or we are nuking the bread.

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op where is you

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>>14562351
Posting it in like 1 minute

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>>14562359
it's been 2 minutes slf

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Two normal guys (((employed by a relatable person))) walk into the room.
>Computer's done.
<What are you typing?
>Nothing.

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>>14562386
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>14562386
proceed to update his age to 1488 years old

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>>14562386
whats his penis size in the data set? if its the cia then they should know

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>>14562386
OP, you just made a HUGE mistake.
(time traveler from https://archive.ph/PZO4e here)
It may not seem like much now, but soon you will feel the consequences of what you just did.

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>>14562412
May fauci forgive me as I stand trial before the world economic forum

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>>14562417
I'm not fucking kidding. This is going to cause a fucking murder. award

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Seems giftmy, up

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>>14562421
(It was more like a series of events that led up to his murder, but still.)

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mess up his nintendo for gogogos

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>>14562430
You might still be able to prevent the first domino from falling by creating another adventure bread that features Care Bears as the main theme? I have no idea, they might still act up.

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Hey Marge, where's the current Save the Bull bread? I want to see if I can get this put on the official StB website

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>>14562479
Looks like it may have gotten taken down o algo, i'll try asking about it on the official site itself

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<Let me see.
He drops his pen, falling onto a few keys. The shortcuts seemed to have done something.
>Hey!
<I guess we have to go pick this guy up, right?
>Fine.

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>>14562487
change his white dna to 99.8%
make his weight 777 pounds

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I fucked it up because I made the gif end on frame 1 gorrilion instead of 20

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>>14562487
Give him 67 hours on Nintendo

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>>14562471
Don't worry, I'm the STB OP and I've been lurking this bread, I'll put it on the site. Issa gift
I asked for the STB bread to be deleted since I'd been on hiatus for so long that most of the bread was just HOHOHO!ing so it was kind of cluttered. I'll be making a new STB bread soon when I finish the new panels and can do updates quickly

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>>14562503
Alright, just wanted to check, this does seem to be a pretty giftmy

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>>14562503
will it include care bears?

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>>14562529
MERRY CHRISTMAS. just MERRY CHRISTMAS

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>>14562533
thank you

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>>14562529
Nigga we aren't users, go back to talking about this SNCA toddlershow with SonicSegaGamer and DED6 o algo

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I Do Urethral Tricks (Or, his reddit username u/WatchCareBears) was down in his mothers basement, typing away vigourously as he santa's helpererated a reddit bread on r/powerscaling (This one in particular was about Spongebob VS Gumball), when he heard a knock from upstairs.
<URETHRAL, THEY'RE FOR YOU!!!
>Ugh…
He sighed. Urethral had already cleaned up his used paper tissues. What could she want now?

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>>14562613
Ask her what she wants

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>"What do you want?"
…Nothing. I guess he'd better go up to see what she's on about.

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>>14562551
marge what are users

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>>14562737
give up and watch care bears

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>>14562737
>>14562741
Look up "DeadwingDork" on the 'tube, you'll get a good idea of it
>>14562737
Go downstairs and ask what she wants

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Alright, OP, I added your adventure to the save the bull website
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
I made its icon your main character's face, but if you want to choose the icon yourself you can send one and I'll use it.
Also if you want you can make a custom logo for this adventure (to replace the Save The Bull logo on the topbar) and I can add it in
This bread is a gift, excited to see where it goes

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>>14562755
Today, we are going to rant on a user.

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>>14562878
Thank you

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Urethral decides to go upstairs, slightly out of breath from the 10 step hike.
>What do you want? I'm trying to-
Before he can finish his sentence, a door flies towards him. What should he do?

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I'm going to sleep now goodnight

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>>14563114
tries to block the door with his arm and breaks it

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>>14563136
are you OP?

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>>14563114
Dodge it like Sonic in a cool Quick Time Event sequence

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>>14563114
scream and cry like a little pissbaby bitch

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>>14562878
damn I really thought this adventure bread was made by you



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