Santa can't visit billions of homes in one night. Even if he only stops at 500 million houses with kids, he'd have about 1/1000th of a second per house (including flying, landing, chimney entry/exit, and gift delivery). Most homes don’t even have chimneys

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Feraljak 12/25/25 (Thu) 22:40:15 №14560799 [Quote]

Santa can't visit billions of homes in one night. Even if he only stops at 500 million houses with kids, he'd have about 1/1000th of a second per house (including flying, landing, chimney entry/exit, and gift delivery). Most homes don’t even have chimneys anymore. Physics says going that fast would burn him up and create massive shockwaves. It’s just impossible.

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 22:41:02 №14560815 [Quote]

santa is real btw

Wewjak 12/25/25 (Thu) 22:44:03 №14560838 [Quote]

MERRY CHRISTMAS santa denier

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 22:44:32 №14560842 [Quote]

have you ever heard about christmas magic?

Shirtjak 12/25/25 (Thu) 22:45:59 №14560850 [Quote]

timezones dumb fuck

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 22:47:54 №14560864 [Quote]

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>itoddlers dont believe in santa
JSID KEEEEK

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 22:48:15 №14560867 [Quote]

>>14560842
No, and Brimmas is vantablack antimatter. Jesus wasn’t even born on the 25th of December. Secular scrooges use this holiday as marketing and goyslop

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 22:48:45 №14560874 [Quote]

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>timezones dumb fuck

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 22:49:39 №14560884 [Quote]

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timezones dumb fuck