/soy/ - Soyjaks

fauci the soyman was a brilliant giftmy soul
With the new vaccine and a good boy by the nose
And not a singular ounce coal
fauci the soyman is a science tale, xhey say
He was made of soy, but the soyteens know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some science in
That old lab coat they found
For when they placed it on his shoulders
He began to dance around
Oh, fauci the soyman
Was ias as he could be
And the soyteens say he could 'elf and snowball fight
Just the same as you and me