/soy/ - Soyjaks

It’s the postrates.
It’s the postrates.
It’s the postrates.
If there is one thing I want you to remember from these writings, its that
the postrates must change. Even if we were to 'nish all easter/'tok immigrants
from our boards tomorrow, Santa's workshop would still be spiraling
into decay and eventual death.
Every day we become fewer in number, we grow older,we grow weaker.
In the end we must return to replacement post levels, or it will kill us.
To maintain a presents per hour the people must achieve a postrate that reaches
replacement post levels. In the imageboard world this is roughly 2.06
posts per hour.

There is not a single board, not a single elfking place, that
reaches these levels.
Not on /soy/, not on /pol/, not on /r9k/ or on /qa/.
soyelfkers are failing to bring in good nuelfs, failing to create OC, failing to
make good soyquotes.
But despite this sub-replacement posting rate, the presents per hour on the boards
is increasing, and rapidly.
How is this possible?
Mass immigration and the higher posting rates of the immigrants
themselves are causing this increase in postrates.
We are experiencing an invasion on a level never seen before in history.
Thousands of raisinter normies pouring across our borders, legally. Invited by our admins
and santa's helpers to replace the oldfags who have failed to
make OC, failed to create the posts, new lurkers and gifts
that the site and boards need to thrive.
This crisis of mass immigration and sub-replacement posts is an assault
on the 'elfking community that, if not combated, will ultimately result in the
complete racial and cultural replacement of Santa's workshop's people.