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We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year 🎆

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>DUDE i just LOVE the ying and yang of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in the wire! you should totally bring your environmentally-friendly, pre-nazi-elon tesla to my studio apartment, so you can have your tires stolen. My STUDIO apartment has got EXPOSED, RED BRICK-WALLS and WHITE TABLE- TOPS and everything! we can crack open a sweet chai breakfast onions or three and get SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE, watching some CULTURALLY-RICH, MATURE cartoons on adult swim that tackle ADDICTION and SEX! and XIR, XEM, ZIR, we have GOTTA go down to the ETHNIC RESTAURANTS! listen here, right, it's a MEXICAN PLACE, where us CONSUMERS, who do CONSUMING, can go CONSUME. BUT, it's also RAN BY ILLEGAL ALIENS, looking to stick it to the MAN in the high castle. speaking of which, my white whatever that means, +sized mistress and i were talking over our 9th letsplay of TLOU2 and we have agreed that I should get snipped; We can't birth any white oppressors in this good boyOCRACY, so my wife is getting bred tomorrow (she is sleearly present introductionng with my car-thief, who we caught while coming back from our CRT session.)

>As for our bvll, we didn't call the police like those Neo-nazis in breaking bad, so we took him in. He and my wife got to chatting, as we are a poly-couple and one thing led to the next which led me from my bed to the corner chair, But not to worry, because despite having to put both of our beds together my wife doesn't like sleearly present introductionng together, which is fine by me i got to give the Peruvian wood chair we bought from a humble nigerian salesman in downtown portland ago, so those two play-mates could see what kind of sandbox they're playing in. And yes, small businesses are the bread-basket of fascism but so is turning down a BIPOC trying to make a living.

>Anyway, I'm fucking JACKED, MAN! I'M GONNA RE-WATCH RICK AND MORTY AND EAT A BANQUET MEAL (THEY'RE ARE, LIKE, SO DYSTOPIAN; CYBERPUNK!)
>I'M GONNA PUT IT IN MY WIFI-REQUIRED
MICROWAVE!

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nophono does this

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then you go down into the actual city and see people fentfolding
>'ermmm we're doing community outreach for the unhoused and giving them free needles'

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>>14557717 (OP)
gift

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I do this



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