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Gigamall santa Prevention Clause (GPC-69)

Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Me

1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).

2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.

3. GIGAmall santa PREVENTION CLAUSE
By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal mall santa
- A Rudolfed bad boy
- An obsessed place santa doesn't visitcuck

4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board santa's helpers
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one gigamall santa who goons to 'p"

5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.

6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.

COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.

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