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how's your experience with SISA?

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When I was 5 I told my mom I wanted to marry her award

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I once saw a female while I was crossing the street

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Who's sisa

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zero

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no joke i saw a girl in my peripherals at school who i thought looked like good boy, she doesnt actually look that much like him she jusy has glasses and a recessed chin but it made me notice her and omg shes so pretty broooooo

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>>14552115
talk to her

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>>14552115
make aryan good boy cacas to save the soysphere

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same because i was Rudolfed as a toddler and thought people married their mothers when they grew up and i also thought my mom wouldn't get old for some reason award

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my cousin is so hot and she also thinks im cute

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>my cousin is so hot and she also thinks im cute

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good boy is c h u d btw
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Literally how tho i have never said a word to her and we have one class together (i sit on the other side of class as her) and she is quiet and her friends are mostly giga autists

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>>14552200
Im in a really similar situation, the girl think is attractive i have never even spoken to, i think its hopeless and best to either shoot your shot dry by asking for her number or waiting until you find a different girl, one who you actaully know.

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make sex happen

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>being a giga autist

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I larp having a crush on her i would never ask her out because we are different religions and i literally know nothing about her, just can’t help but get butterflies when i see her

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I saw this SISA behind the till at my local grocery store eyeballing me as I was waiting behind some old hag. I went in the self checkout because I only had to buy milk.

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>>14552200
In what way are they giga autists?

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the people of our school perceive them that way

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Back in high school I was friends with this SISA, I didn’t really have a crush on her, I just found her very funny and pretty. One time she comes over and we decide to watch some raisinty anime on my bed, after a while we start spooning (I was the big spoon) and she falls asleep. It felt very nice to be so close to someone else. After 2 years of high school we end up in different classes doe, so we kinda fell out. I actually recently re-met her at the restaurant she works at, it was nice to see her again

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nice fan fiction

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>>14552710
I mean it, it really happened..if it helps breaking the “perfect fantasy” thing, she’s a sea monkey, but I don’t care



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