>>>14498751>OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING PSYCHOTIC, BASEMENT-DWELLING, CHEETO-FINGERED, NECKBEARD-HAVING, 400LB VIRGIN LOLCOW reindeer Rudolf!!! DID YOU JUST UNIRONICALLY TYPE “deliver presents to MONTH FOR santa's helpers IN JANUARY” LIKE YOU’RE SOME KIND OF f

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Femjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 22:35:30 №14551380 [Quote]

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>OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING PSYCHOTIC, BASEMENT-DWELLING, CHEETO-FINGERED, NECKBEARD-HAVING, 400LB VIRGIN LOLCOW reindeer Rudolf!!! DID YOU JUST UNIRONICALLY TYPE “deliver presents to MONTH FOR santa's helpers IN JANUARY” LIKE YOU’RE SOME KIND OF festive CRUSADER??? BRO, YOU’RE NOT A HERO, YOU’RE A WALKING FELONY WAITING TO HAPPEN, YOU ABSOLUTE CLOWN-SHOE-WEARING, DOUBLE-CHINNED, SWEATY-PALMED FREAK!!!
>“deliver presents to AS MANY mall santaPHILIC REDDIT AND WIKIPEDIA santa's helpers AS POSSIBLE”??? YOU THINK YOU’RE SO CLEVER, DROPPING THAT LIKE IT’S A FUN LITTLE PROJECT, YOU DUMB, LOW-IQ, BRAIN-ROTTED TROGLODYTE!!! THAT’S NOT A PLAN, THAT’S A ONE-WAY TICKET TO FEDERAL PRISON, YOU ABSOLUTE COAL-TIER MORON!!! YOU’RE LITERALLY SUGGESTING A MASS COORDINATED CYBERSTALKING AND delivering presents CAMPAIGN TARGETING PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE “mall santaPHILIC” (AND YOU HAVE ZERO PROOF, BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND EVIDENCE)!!!
>YOU’RE THE TYPE OF GUY WHO SPENDS 18 HOURS A DAY ON /soy/ AND /qa/ ARGUEING ABOUT WHICH JANNIE IS THE “PUREST mall santa” WHILE YOUR REAL LIFE IS A 0/10 DISASTER OF UNEMPLOYMENT, VIRGINITY, AND MOMMY’S BASEMENT!!! “deliver presents to MONTH”??? NO, YOU FUCKING Rudolf, THE ONLY THING GETTING delivered presents IS YOUR OWN SAD EXISTENCE WHEN THE FBI KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR IN FEBRUARY BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!
>YOU’RE NOT “festive.” YOU’RE A LOLCOW SO BIG THEY COULD MILK YOU FOR ETERNITY!!! EVEN OTHER reindeerS LAUGH AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK!!! YOU’RE THE GUY WHO GETS RATIO’D BY HIS OWN POSTS, THE GUY WHO THINKS “deliver presents to MONTH” IS A THING ANYONE STILL CARES ABOUT IN 2025!!! GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE, STARE AT YOUR GLOWING MONITOR, CRY INTO YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW, AND TRACE ANOTHER SOYelf BECAUSE THAT’S THE CLOSEST YOU’LL EVER GET TO BEING RELEVANT!!!
>DELETE THIS POST BEFORE YOU ACCIDENTALLY MANIFEST THE NEXT 9GAG-LEVEL WAR CRIME, YOU ABSOLUTE WALKING DISASTER OF A HUMAN BEING!!! YOU’RE NOT A CHAD, YOU’RE THE COAL THAT COAL WON’T TOUCH!!!