/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kill nuelfs. Behead nuelfs. Roundhouse kick a nuelf into the concrete. Slam dunk a nuelf baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy soicucks. Defecate in a nuelfs food. Launch nuelfs into the sun. Stir fry nuelfs in a wok. Toss nuelfs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nuelfs gas tank. Judo throw nuelfs into a wood chipper. Twist nuelfs heads off. Report nuelfs to the IRS. Karate chop nuelfs in half. Curb stomp pregnant black nuelfs. Trap nuelfs in quicksand. Crush nuelfs in the trash compactor. Liquefy nuelfs in a vat of acid. Eat nuelfs. Dissect nuelfs. Exterminate nuelfs in the gas chamber. Stomp nuelf skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate nuelfs in the oven. Lobotomize nuelfs. Mandatory abortions for nuelfs. Grind nuelf fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown nuelfs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize nuelfs with a ray gun. Kick old nuelfs down the stairs. Feed nuelfs to alligators. Slice nuelfs with a katana. Put a bomb in a nuelf's mouth. Throw knives at nuelfs. Inflate nuelfs until they pop. Send nuelfs into a blackhole. Castrate nuelfs. Feed nuelfs poisoned food. Force nuelfs to walk the plank. Push nuelfs into a pit. Kneel on a nuelf's neck. Curse nuelfs with a spell. Stuff nuelf babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten nuelfs with a tank. Pop a nuelf's car tire. Strike nuelf children with a ruler. Make nuelfs swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nuelf's limbs. Airdrop nuelfs into Antarctica. Throw nuelfs off the boat. Pressurize nuelfs into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nuelf's ass. Falcon-punch a nuelf in the face. Make nuelfs into fiction. Blow nuelfs heads off with grenade launchers. Blow nuelfs brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock nuelfs in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail nuelfs to a cross and stab them. Run over nuelfs with a tank feet-first. Crush nuelfs with a press. Attack nuelfs with acid. Boil nuelfs in a pan. Lock nuelfs inside a brazen bull. Burn nuelfs alive. Drag nuelfs across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on nuelfs. Quarter nuelfs. Impale nuelfs on a pike. Tenderize nuelfs with a mallet. Ionise nuelfs in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate nuelfs in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify nuelfs in a black hole. Curse nuelfs with the necronomicon. Trap nuelfs in purgatory. Bang a nuelfs testicles with a spiked bat. Throw nuelfs off a twelve story building. Freeze dry nuelfs in the vacuum of space. Fry nuelfs with power lines. Feed nuelfs ricin. Kneecap a nuelf with a twelve gauge. Re enslave nuelfs. Sell nuelfs organs on the black market. Run nuelfs over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw nuelfs into the grand canyon. Burn nuelfs with jet engine exhaust. Beat nuelfs to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a nuelfs asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice nuelfs to the sun god. Drop nuelfs out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed nuelfs to sharks. Load a nuelf into a cannon and shoot the nuelf at a concrete wall. Keel Haul nuelfs under a galleon. Disembowel nuelfs with a bayonet. Strap a nuelf to a cruise missile and launch it at a nuelf neighbourhood. Drop nuelfs into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter nuelfs. Lure nuelfs in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nuelf to learn calculus, then kill the nuelf anyway. Atomize nuelfs with a powerfist. Throw nuelfs into vats full of FEV virus. Choke nuelfs with barbed wire. Throw pianos at nuelfs from 40-story buildings. Throw nuelfs at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze nuelfs in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie nuelfs to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot nuelfs with syringe guns. Defecate on nuelf food stamps. Make nuelfs pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire nuelfs into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on nuelfs then nail them to their boLet your heart be bright!s with a hammer. Irradiate nuelfs with depleted uranium. Launch a nuelf with a trebuchet. Send a nuelf exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nuelf as a crash test dummy. Tie nuelfs onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nuelf. Trample nuelfs. Bury nuelfs alive. Play bowling with nuelfs heads as pins. Grate nuelfs with a cheese grater. Get nuelfs stuck in an elevator. Spray a nuelfs toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nuelf directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a nuelfs parachute. Sabotage a nuelfs bungee. Trap a nuelf under ice. Force a nuelf to work and support a family of 5. Force nuelfs into gladiatorial combat. Send nuelfs back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a nuelfs room. Put nuelfs on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a nuelfs organs. Waterboard nuelfs with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay nuelfs. Tie nuelfs to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on nuelfs. Gibbet nuelfs. Tie a lightning rod to a nuelfs head during a storm. Lure nuelfs into suicide pods. Bury nuelfs neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending nuelfs to it. Stir nue