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We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year 🎆

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Jartycuck 12/24/25 (Wed) 20:41:30 №14550086 [Quote]

What would you do if you found this under your Christmas tree?

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 20:42:09 №14550096 [Quote]

throw it into oncoming traffic

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 20:42:59 №14550105 [Quote]

open it what else

Dr. Soyberg 12/24/25 (Wed) 20:43:39 №14550112 [Quote]

is the face just a sticker or is it an actual human face on the box
i'd be freaked out if it's the latter

Evan 12/24/25 (Wed) 20:44:19 №14550124 [Quote]

i want to spend Christmas with Mymy and kiss her under the mistletoe

Npestajak 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:24:20 №14550464 [Quote]

upzellig

Slitherjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:24:39 №14550467 [Quote]

Stomp it out

Bait Wasak PPP 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:25:04 №14550473 [Quote]

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Bait Wasak

Merchant 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:27:31 №14550501 [Quote]

>>14550112
its like a living Christmas box

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:27:56 №14550504 [Quote]

I would burn it and feed the remains to my goonhitler

Plier 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:28:36 №14550506 [Quote]

Maybe I would open it what can you do with an unopened present

PPP 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:30:05 №14550525 [Quote]

>>14550501
that's scary man i'd get rid of it

Gigachad 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:30:46 №14550531 [Quote]

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>i want to spend Christmas with Mymy and kiss her under the mistletoe

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:30:54 №14550533 [Quote]

>>14550525
but it's alive and it has human intelligence, that would be murder

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:31:14 №14550539 [Quote]

Inside there are
Waffles, orange dutch flag, nerf gun

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:32:20 №14550556 [Quote]

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i would cut it to pieces and feed to my pet goonhitler

Sidson 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:32:20 №14550557 [Quote]

>>14550533
surely it must be a pretty miserable life having human intelligence and no limbs

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:33:07 №14550569 [Quote]

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>>14550557
True… maybe killing it is the best course of action

Don Turtelli 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:34:42 №14550588 [Quote]

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>>14550556
festive

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:35:17 №14550595 [Quote]

Open it and throw whatever is inside of it in the trash

A24 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:35:59 №14550606 [Quote]

>>14550533
what happens if i open it

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:36:43 №14550610 [Quote]

>>14550606
its organs spill out

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:37:41 №14550616 [Quote]

>>14550606
stop nothing happens
Inside it's just a box, it contains waffles, dutch flag and a nerf gun

Wojak 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:37:50 №14550618 [Quote]

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I would give it to either HIM or HER

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:37:56 №14550619 [Quote]

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>throw it into oncoming traffic

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:38:11 №14550623 [Quote]

can it hop around?

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:39:14 №14550636 [Quote]

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>>14550618
do NOT do this

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:39:54 №14550646 [Quote]

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>>14550623
it can move around a bit but its not very fast

Gigachad 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:40:05 №14550649 [Quote]

>>14550618
><HER
thank you for using the correct pronouns xista, how could you tell?

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:40:17 №14550651 [Quote]

>>14550086 (OP)
Give it to the Licorice Candy bvll so he can fuck it

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:40:41 №14550659 [Quote]

>>14550649
Why two arrows

Dr. Soyberg 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:40:55 №14550663 [Quote]

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supersage Goopjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:41:50 №14550669 [Quote]

NULet your heart be bright!TYS FALL FOR BAIT BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORALS, DENI WITH TS bread!

Norwegian 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:42:17 №14550673 [Quote]

fml i put in subject.

Dubbbzjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:42:31 №14550674 [Quote]

>>14550669
superfail

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>>14550086 (OP)

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:42:56 №14550677 [Quote]

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>>14550673
nuelfS

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:47:45 №14550733 [Quote]

burn it bad boy

Sneed 12/24/25 (Wed) 21:52:04 №14550802 [Quote]

>>14550618
Do this

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