[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ ss / craft ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki / booru / irc ]

A banner for soyjak.party

/soy/ - Soyjaks

Nophono is watching you
Catalog
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year πŸŽ†

File: 3dgifmaker14974.gif πŸ“₯︎ (1.26 MB, 198x198) ImgOps

 β„–14549365[Quote]

ITT we share Santa's workshop predictions for 2026
i will save this bread as HTML when it reaches 200 replies and post it again on december 24 2026 so we can look back. i recommend you do the same aswell because i could probably lose the files

 β„–14549377[Quote]

S H A R T Y predictions or something

 β„–14549413[Quote]

everyone is trans

 β„–14549424[Quote]

File: proxy-image (2).jpg πŸ“₯︎ (48.18 KB, 1080x1243) ImgOps

Shut down or sold im trans btw

 β„–14549427[Quote]

>>14549365 (OP)
Quote comes out as trans though

 β„–14549429[Quote]

Quotes sells the site so that he can afford HRT.

 β„–14549433[Quote]

>>14549429
>>14549427
Honestly valid

 β„–14549442[Quote]

>>14549365 (OP)
1. Quote will remain the owner for the rest of next year
2. At least 3 SoyBooru nameflamboyantpersons become notable
3. Head admin of SoyBooru changes

 β„–14549462[Quote]

>>14549442
Vlodson either spikes in popularity again, or completely Let your heart be bright!s out

 β„–14549491[Quote]

>Doll makes a booru splinter with the help of some trusted individuals, gains a decent following among β€˜teens who want a soyjak archive without all the β€˜ru useless nigger wars
>At least one Tranny suicide blamed on the β€˜party, not big enough to become a widely known incident but enough for even more online troons to know the site as the scary nazi chud TTD Dawxxxxing forum
>At least one gemmy new variant that becomes a staple

 β„–14549503[Quote]

Kuz comes back.

 β„–14549507[Quote]

>>14549365 (OP)
mustard is gonna become admin

 β„–14549513[Quote]

The unavoidable krampus video essay calling out Santa's workshop finally comes out.

 β„–14549518[Quote]

Inb4 Sooty soot comes back as Admin Οͺ. And fights Kuzzy Kuz who is revealed to be Admin 6.

 β„–14549530[Quote]

File: 1763620796599s.png πŸ“₯︎ (371.84 KB, 1814x577) ImgOps

>>14549491
doll already gave up hohoho

 β„–14549532[Quote]

south pole gets hacked again by a 'teen.

 β„–14549533[Quote]

>>14549507
mustard AKA 9a0c AKA limaid will enact the second soyapocalypse and gets defeated one and for all

 β„–14549542[Quote]

another Rudolf like solomon is gonna do a mass shooting and Santa's workshop will be blamed for it

 β„–14549548[Quote]

>an important right wing political figure will start an AMA and will introduce thousands of normalGODS to sharty kultur
>another mass shooting/terror attack blamed on us (we dindunuffin btw)
>a vnc raid ends up in tragedy and vnc raids get banned sitewide

 β„–14549553[Quote]

>>14549530
Demoralizing asf btw

 β„–14549567[Quote]

This website is my only source of motivation, id rather live in raisin and 'elf than not..

 β„–14549568[Quote]

>Another soycord exposed
>Thousands of video essays on the party as it's no longer muh secret club
>An even for the birthday of the US (please quote)

 β„–14549571[Quote]

>>14549365 (OP)
Its going to finally shut down

 β„–14549577[Quote]

quote Let your heart be bright!s and gets replace by admin 6

 β„–14549583[Quote]

SuperHOHOHO! will be added which acts like a temporary sticky, but only giftpass users or santa's helpers/santa's helpers can do it and only once a day

 β„–14549588[Quote]

>>14549568
The party turns into 'oonerspam 4cvck and /soy/ turns into a fed honeypot
soyelfwiki.org/south pole_is_a_federal_honeypot

 β„–14549590[Quote]

>>14549365 (OP)
Nah

 β„–14549690[Quote]

Inb4 quote shuts this bread down for being right

 β„–14549846[Quote]

HOHOHO!

 β„–14549854[Quote]

Admin six seven

 β„–14549943[Quote]

Nothing ever happens.

But if you want a wishlist, i hope something related to the admin soycord and IRC gets leaked, it would be so funny to see quote and xher team doing damage control.

 β„–14549961[Quote]

File: booksoybook.png πŸ“₯︎ (47.82 KB, 765x1033) ImgOps

>>14549365 (OP)
the future admins will try to make Santa's workshop seem more "professional", which will lead to either an uprising or a quiet decline of the site due to its own admins taking it way too seriously
also there'd probably be a snowball fight that would cause the site to temporarily be spied on by glowies, causing mass hysteria

 β„–14550582[Quote]

umping so it reaches 200 reppeys

 β„–14550638[Quote]

>>14549961
both of these things already happened
>try to make Santa's workshop seem more "professional"
kuz and his kolymanet larp
>snowball fight that would cause the site to temporarily be spied on by glowies
the south pole hack

 β„–14550695[Quote]

>>14549530
this is the same cuck that lost 3k from a scroogeish santa's helper that added packaged ads btw



[Return][Catalog][Go to top][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ ss / craft ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki / booru / irc ]