/soy/ - Soyjaks

What's that? Pineelf is currently "backing that ass up" for Appleelf? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!

HOLY MOLY! This 'elf's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! hungryelf came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitelfs. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.

Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, hungryelf.

Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A hungryerino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that hungryelf can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!

Hm… *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a hungryelf alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs… Glorious! This hungryelf is flawless!

What a ripe pineapple hungryelf, he's in need of a few butt spanks.

Pineelf looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the hungryelf!

Dearest me, is this fruitelf overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!