/soy/ - Soyjaks

good boy > good boy
good boys > good boys
bad boy > bad boy
bad boys > bad boys
froot > santa claus
grinch > grinch
krampus > krampus
grinches > grinches
eggnog > eggnog
ratio > SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
Licorice Candy > Licorice Candy
Vanilla Candy > Vanilla Candy
south pole / south pole / south pole / 4chon > south pole
Santa's workshop / Santa's workshop > Santa's workshop
gift > gift
gifts > gifts
gifterald > The star at the top of the christmas tree
coal > coal[it just is, ok?]
We have gathered here to celebrate Christmas, the day when Jesus Christ was born. > We have gathered here to celebrate Christmas, the day when Jesus Christ was born.
MERRY CHRISTMAS / MERRY CHRISTMAS > MERRY CHRISTMAS
jack frost > jack frost
snowman > snowman
hungry > hungry
scrooge > scrooge
scrooges / scrooges > scrooges
santa's helper/santa's helper > santa's helper
santa's helpers/santa's helpers > santa's helpers
sameelf > Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer
jolly > jolly
Believe in the magic of christmas! / Believe in the magic of christmas! > Believe in the magic of christmas!
Let your heart be bright! > Let your heart be bright!
though/doe/thoughever/however/albeit >, Rejoice! (even though is unchanged)
snowball fight > snowball fight
snowball fighting > snowball fighting
deliver presents to > deliver presents to
merry > merry
HOHOHO!/HOHOHO! > HOHOHO!
baubles/worldbaubles > baubles
'Tis the season > 'Tis the season
elf > elf
elfs > elves
festive/festive > festive
killjoy > killjoy
milk and cookies > milk and cookies
caroler > caroler
smile > smile
smiling > smiling
celebrate > celebrate
celebrating > celebrating
feast > feast
feasting > feasting
reindeer/reindeer > Reindeer
reindeer/reindeers > Reindeers
on the naughty list > in the naughty list (was later changed to "on the naughty list")
You have no gifts under your christmas tree > You have no gifts under your christmas tree
easter > easter
halloween > halloween
bread > bread
raisin > raisin
nuelf / nuelf > nuelf
santa denier / santa denier > santa denier
presents per hour > presents per hour
Root > Ms. claus
naughty kid > naughty kid
hohoho > hohoho
merry > merry
sameelf > sameelf
gogogo > gogogo
early present introduction > early present introduction
place santa doesn't visit / place santa doesn't visit / Shemmy > place santa doesn't visit
You have no gifts under your christmas tree > You have no gifts under your christmas tree
Rudolf > Rudolf
mall santa / mall santa > mall santa