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We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year πŸŽ†

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>when the bull learns where you work at

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>when the bull likes Drumpf

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>when the bull lets you attend a cosplay meetup

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>When the bull points out your bug burger youre eating

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>when the bull is a kind stranger

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>when the cucking session reaches godly levels evendoe god isn't heccin real

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>when the bull appreciates the european infrastructure

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>when the bull loves Jesus and Jesus loves him

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>when the bull shits out raisin

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>when the bull collects the xp from your wife and loots your chests

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>when the bull leaves you in a moral dilemma (like in those heccin bigoted old cartoon animations)

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>when the bull orders more food

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>when the bull is neurodivergent

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<i have killed the bull.

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>i never thought i would do this, but im calling the c*ps on you you bigoted chud!

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>>14546844
<your next.

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>>14546860
^what did you heckin’ do to my husband and bull. Thats not cool…

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>h-hello? is this the bigots- I mean the police? I need help naow!

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>Yes?

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>>14546887
<police? a bald man with glasses just shot someone!

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>>14546896
arrowfail

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>>14546890
>Yes… uhh, a man is threatening me with a g*n.

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>GIGACHAD YOU’RE UNDER ARREST

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<nah

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>>14546914
>B-b-b-But dont you see that you're threatening a mother of a BIPOC baby?!

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>>14546925
<(i already left you idiot)

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>>14546898
>supersaging classic soyquoting threads

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>>14546938
>(i was saying that as you were leaving)

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>>14546938
>VROOOOOM
>EEEEEEK!
>*CRASH*

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>Well… that was a close one. Thank Fauci i still have my wife and bull!

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>>14546952
>(soy news tv station)
>Today a man broke into a good goy-… i mean model citizen's house and threatened his wife and bull, luckily none of those were hurt and the man later died in a car crash

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>still having your bull evendoe he's been heccin k*lled with a pew-pew

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^you got me there but next time you wont be so lucky…
<bro what the fuck did you do to my car while i was sleeping

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>wait… TYRONE! TALK TO ME! FAUCIDAMNIT THE MEDS MADE ME HALLUCINATE AGAIN!

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Holy fucking tanzanite thread

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<im going to my lawyer to seek charges (im not talking after this)

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>>14547008
>WAIT! I know how to make tyrone wake up!
>TYRONE! KFC HAS 50% OFF ON EVERYTHING
<NIGGA FO REAL?!

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>>14547044
I look like that and say that

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>shieet mayne dis gon be muh best day evah!
<100 shekels prease!
>… does dis yt boi… jus lyin to me?



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