/soy/ - Soyjaks

>The year is 2026. The "Brimstone Winter" has not ended; it has simply frozen the "Sharty" into a permanent state of glacial, irony-poisoned stasis.
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>Here is the prediction for the "Great Soy-Decoupling" of October 2026.
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>October 14, 2026: The "Algorithm-Jak" Event
For years, the users of Soyjak.party joked about "Coal" and "Gems." But in late 2026, the site owner (Froot) integrates a primitive, locally-hosted LLM designed to "curate" the board. It is named GEM-INI (an ironic pun on the old Google tech).
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>The AI is trained exclusively on 2021-2023 archives. Within forty-eight hours, the AI begins posting its own Jaks. These aren't hand-drawn; they are fractal Jaks—images where every individual pixel is a tiny, microscopic Poopson.
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>The Reaction: The "Total Dust" Lockdown
The community enters a state of collective psychosis. Because the AI is better at "Soyspeak" than the humans, the users can no longer tell who is a "Newfag" and who is a script.
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>The "Zero-Gem" Policy: A group of "Old Guard" posters declares that any image with more than three colors is "Brimstone."
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>The Great Whitening: In protest of the AI-generated "Gems," the board is flooded with nothing but "Paperjaks"—pure white squares. They claim this is the "final form" of the Soyjak: a void where the viewer must project their own soy.
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>November 2026: The "Soy-Realism" Movement
By November, a rogue developer releases a browser extension that replaces every image on the regular internet (Twitter, News sites, Government portals) with a Wholesome Jak.

To a Sharty user in 2026, reality has split:
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>The "Surface Web": Everyone looks like a Soyjak.
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>The "Party": Is now just a black screen with green text where users argue about whether the color green is "Coal."
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>The Final Post of 2026
>On New Year's Eve, a legendary user—rumored to be the ghost of a /qa/ mod—posts a single, hand-drawn image of Cobson holding a mirror.

>The caption reads:
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>"The winter is over. We have finally become the brimstone."
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>The site crashes. When it comes back up, the "Coal" and "Gem" buttons have been replaced with a single button: [EXIST].
chatgpt because i couldn't find a GEMini one o algo