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Will you tell your kids/grandkids about the Sharty some day? How and why if so?

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Probably will. Considering how much the internet has over my existence

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no, stop self inserting with gapejak and make soyquotes god dammit!

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I won't have kids because I'm a clittycel

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Are you sure you look like this and say this?

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>no, stop self inserting with gapejak and make soyquotes god dammit!

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>no, stop self inserting with gapejak and make soyquotes god dammit!

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i'm going to have some insane stories to tell about this place if i ever have a son

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No and youre retarded for asking

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probably not, unless the sharty does something extremely gemmy like influence an election or something. if i have a chuddy grandkid, definitely.

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i'll only tell them if they end up being chuddy like me. otherwise they're better off not knowing the sharty, or imageboard, of 99% of the internet exists.

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I will tell everyone I know about the sharty

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I showed soyjaks to my sister one time and she asked if they were drawings of dad
, how could you tell?

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geg im trans btw

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>>14531434
Congrats on the transition zister

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>>14531414
geg btw can you give me your sisters phone number, email, full legal name, and list of favorite items and media

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>>14531434
i believe you xister

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>>14531447
she's 14 o algo

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>>14531447
Dont listen to this glowie btw

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>>14531449
oh shit im sorry. jannies please don't rape me, im not into that raisin.

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>>14531434
Wow, i haven't gotten an Alycia nameroll in like 3 months

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>>14531455
*Alicia

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>>14531414
I remember, one time she said in case she needs to turn a guy down she'd let me do it with soyjaks

One time she was turning someone down and I got her to ask "Are you the FNF Pedo?" and "Do you use the Jarty?"

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>>14531467
Oh, and I showed her a squirreljak hornyson on redbubble and she asked me to buy it for her geg

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My sister knows I'm into soyjaks and I have to try so hard not to laugh everytime she shows me a branigger picture or a slopjak she found online. It doesn't help that I say nigger in front of both my little sister and brother all the time. im trans btw

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Why "son" specifically?

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>>14531499
I just scream nigger randomly when I'm driving with my sister

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>>14531514
Scares the fuck out of her it's funny

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no because the sharty is ultimately snca
telling my kids about it is akin to a mulletjak telling his wifes boyfriends kids heckin wholesome gender affirming stories from their favorite tranny groomcord

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>>14531514
GEG I say nigger so much my little brother made a short diss track on me and said this
>you're a snitch, cuz you're a little bitch
<caca space
>nigger

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>>14531623
How you let your brother do you like that

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>>14531496
snopes?

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