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ITT admit the most fucked up thing you ever did in school
There was this weird girl who would constantly sing to herself and act generally odd, one time I convinced her that entering classrooms backwards makes your brain more powerful. She did that from elementary school all the way into high school and nobody ever told her to stop or asked her what the fuck she was doing.

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OK
i am finally gonna say it
i beated up a cordnigger once.

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Not me but a """friend""" watched ai generated 'p in school, I haven't talked to him in 3 years (and thank God for that) also another kid on the same school would run around showing porn and gore to everyone, I wasn't friends with him 'oe. This was all in 6th grade btw, if that matters

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geg

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>>14521165
>ai p more than 3 years ago
>gpt released one year ago

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>>14521183
He wasn't using gpt but some Indian shitskin ai app that would instantly delete every image you generated

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There was this german girl that was clitty leaking because I was "staring at her" in reality I was just looking around classroom because I was bored. Few times I was staring into distance not moving and she literally walked into my field of view, sat there and then look at me angrily. I hate foids

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>>14521165
'p isn't porn nusoi, did your friend watch child porn?

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>>14521225
Foods are so retarded, just act normal bro

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I pulled my penis out in class and started pissing on everyone, this was in 12th grade btw if that matters and I was 29 years old because I kept getting held back
another time I shit myself on the school bus and started flinging it at people and this girl literally jumped out the window GEG

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>>14521245
Yes, ai generated child porn. Also he isn't my friend anymore, I don't want to be associated with him. (Ev&oe this is a private anonymous platform o Algo)

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>>14521249
Foid* fucking ((('tocorrect)))

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>>14521245
not xim but one time I showed a nigga at school some AI image site and he figured out quickly that it was uncensored and started generating porn just because he could, after doing that a few times he started asking if it would generate cp if asked, and it took like 5 minutes to convince him not to try it

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>>14521290
Oy doctos why are there so many pedophiles?

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I wonder if the guy who made a tranny commit suicide in his school by constantly spam messaging her is still around here

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>ITT admit the most fucked up thing you ever did in school
>There was this weird girl who would constantly sing to herself and act generally odd, one time I convinced her that entering classrooms backwards makes your brain more powerful. She did that from elementary school all the way into high school and nobody ever told her to stop or asked her what the fuck she was doing.

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>>14521245
>bmt isn't death of an animal
Hang yourself.

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my school has a child development class and they brought in babies one time for some reason. I locked one of the babies in the janitor’s closet and buried the key, it took them like a day and a half to rescue it. funny thing is I wasn’t even in the class. they never found out it was me.
another time I told the principal that this random black kid was huffing jenkem and xe actually fell for it and searched his bag for diarrhea jars.

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I put poop in the microwave in culinary class

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>>14521352
I think he meant to say "you thought 'p meant normal porn, not csam" instead of defending pedophilia geg

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>>14521375
Self 'gate

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Not really something I did but they had this outdoor area where the tards would be able to roam free surrounded almost entirely by windows so you could see the whole yard from the halls, every time I walked by there would be at least two speds out there and I’d constantly have to hold my breath in order not to laugh out loud because they for some reason LOVED trying to get the attention of anyone on the other side of the glass by any means necessary, like moaning and babbling at the window or licking it

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one time I walked into the special ed classroom, sat in one of the chairs, and pretended to be a retard. I did it just as a joke but they actually somehow didn’t notice I wasn’t actually retarded, which was weird because the teacher knew my name somehow so she probably had an idea of who I was. I managed to spend like 3 years straight going to special ed instead of regular classes and doing easier assignments (doe some of them were still shockingly hard, one time I had to ask this girl with down syndrome for help and it was so humiliating) before I graduated, it was fucking awesome. I basically cheated the system geg.

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I brapped in the teacher’s face

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>>14521165
>6th grade (11 years old)
>3 years
>11 + 3 is 14
OHNONONONONO NUSOICACAS ARE CACAS

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I accidentally started a race war in 8th grade

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>>14521374
we ALL do this

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>>14521121 (OP)
i punched someone once

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>>14521495
nigger what

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when i was in 6th grade 10 years ago, everyone kept staring at me so one time someone said β€œyou’re too old to be in school, go get a job or something” and i was only a 36 year old kid at the time. i beat the shit out of him because he was making fun of me and i thank got an expulsion because that school was rulecucked.

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>>14521454
>pretending to be a retardARYAN

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This one guy was bothering me during class so I called him a faggot then got in trouble for yelling a derogatory slur in class

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one time I was giving this black guy a blowjob in the school bathroom and he called me a sissy faggot so I bit down on his cock so hard it bled. I was only doing it for money I’m no fucking queer.

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Me and two friends pissed in bottles during a trip and I got caught and I also ratted out my friend because my teacher told me we weren't going to get in trouble. The best thing is that I barely got punished, I just spent the night grounded and I had an awkward lecture with my teacher and then I got to go to the amusement park GEG

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I brapped on mi cola bottles

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Hugged other dudes in the locker room

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>>14521486
Geg but nah, we have an extra year of classes in my 3rd world shitskin country where you only learn a language and no other topics which i joined, and i started school a few months late so i was 12 by a few weeks by 6th grade and am 16 now geg

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>>14522052
retarded supersage

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i jerked off at least a dozen times in a semester. same period, same bathroom, same stall

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>>14521454
we all do this

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>>14521454
watch out, you might actually become retarded

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not me but theres a guy in my school who has been shitting on the walls and smearing it everywhere. It happened 3 times, once in october and twice this month. The school shitter would smear his shit everywhere and it was very funny. He stopped shitting doe but I hope he strikes again

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>>14521454
>finding sped assignments hard
Nusoi…
employers are going to think you're omega retarded for being in a sped class btw (if they even recorded you were in a sped class. if they didnt your grades are RAPED)

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>>14522138
marge why are you counting

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one time in class right before buchwuch, i was jerking off and shitting everywhere in class but them the obsessed antisemetic teachers caught me and had me expelled. atleast when i got home, my mom made cow foreskin for lunch

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>>14522160
its funny. I only saw the aftermath of one of his shits and there was still shit on the toilet seat and a wad of piss soaked shit toilet paper on the floor beside it. There is also still crusted shit on the toilet paper dispenser. I myself piss on the floor from time to time

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Vanilla

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>>14521225
unironically she wanted to get fucked by you, it's literally rage sex or some shit like that

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Earlier this school year I hit a special ed student who can't even speak properly and randomly screams a lot. Before hittimg him I yelled "SHUT UP!!!" multiple times then unbuckled my seat belt to hit him. That same day earlier I already was getting a detention for threatening to say racist words because I can't tolerate the algebra anymore, so it was converted to out of school suspension.
I still despise that kid but (((I have to know to be kind.)))

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>>14522703
Also jannies if you don't add that to my notes I will send the FDL to rape you to death

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This wasn't the first time I attacked someone on the bus. Last year I repeatedly hit a kid one grade below me since he told me to shut up or something like that. I also threw shoes at him. He uses an iPad if that matters (sound familiar?). I still have a fierce relationship with this iPad kid btw.

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So why are kids who can't speak any language correctly and only make noise so annoying and loud? Everyone tells me (((they have disabilities to where they can't talk and that I need to respect them.))) Is it the Jews who make these disabled children?

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>>14521454
geg no way this is real sounds like the plot of a South Park episode

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>threatening to say racist words because I can't tolerate the algebra



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