==+='''OPERATION IMPISH RESOLVE'''=+==Two days ago, I flew all the way down to (((Disney World))) on a trip to bring a cardboard cutout of the pushup impjak with me to take photos. I attempted to get =='''GOOFY'''== to hold him, but the (((cast members))

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OPERATION IMPISH RESOLVE Henry ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:20:33 №14520172 [Quote]

OPERATION IMPISH RESOLVE
Two days ago, I flew all the way down to (((Disney World))) on a trip to bring a cardboard cutout of the pushup impjak with me to take photos. I attempted to get GOOFY to hold him, but the (((cast members))) wouldn't let him hold it. So, I'm gonna do my own personal /raid/, no personal armies needed, where I'll bring the pushup impjak to as many spots across (((Disney World))) as I possibly could.
<wordswordswords
Tonight is the night when the Once Upon a Christmas Time parade's paywall is lifted, so I can stay after hours at Magic Kingdom to take photos of the impjak during the parade. Wish my luck 'teens.

Chud G7DZkunF 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:20:49 №14520174 [Quote]

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Chud ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:23:52 №14520195 [Quote]

Selfish bvmp

Bobo 3UubeOn5 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:23:59 №14520196 [Quote]

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>OPERATION IMPISH RESOLVE
>Two days ago, I flew all the way down to (((Disney World))) on a trip to bring a cardboard cutout of the pushup impjak with me to take photos. I attempted to get GOOFY to hold him, but the (((cast members))) wouldn't let him hold it. So, I'm gonna do my own personal /raid/, no personal armies needed, where I'll bring the pushup impjak to as many spots across (((Disney World))) as I possibly could.
><wordswordswords
>Tonight is the night when the Once Upon a Christmas Time parade's paywall is lifted, so I can stay after hours at Magic Kingdom to take photos of the impjak during the parade. Wish my luck 'teens.

Parrotjak NuTz2IiP 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:26:14 №14520221 [Quote]

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I know where you are I'm going to kill you Joke promise

Fisheyejak ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:26:21 №14520223 [Quote]

Selfish bvmp

Wojak ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:27:28 №14520230 [Quote]

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>>14520221

Chud bp0FdMkj 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:29:01 №14520245 [Quote]

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let a caca hold the cutout and see if he likes it

Nate R3WlNs0x 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:30:05 №14520253 [Quote]

That sounds gemmy. Hope it doesn't attract too much attention to the sharty doe.

Chud bp0FdMkj 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:31:14 №14520267 [Quote]

>>14520253
people will think that he made impjak and not the sharty so thankfully no

Chud ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:31:58 №14520277 [Quote]

>>14520253
The day it does is the day it's shown on the news, which I truely believe it'll be an impossiblerald of an occurrence

Chud R3WlNs0x 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:33:46 №14520299 [Quote]

>>14520277
>>14520267
Good, because I don't want my heckin sekret kluberino to get flooded with even more twittorians.

Chud ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:34:40 №14520309 [Quote]

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>>14520267
Trve, doe impjak's supposed to be a le heckin wholesomerino 'jak, so nobody will think he's bad or something

Chud YVXqWqj8 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:37:18 №14520333 [Quote]

>>14520309
He’s part of our site's logo which has a troon hanging doe so most knowledgeable trannies will say its le heckin far right dogwhistle

Chud bp0FdMkj 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:37:39 №14520336 [Quote]

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>>14520309

Alicia R3WlNs0x 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:39:37 №14520354 [Quote]

>>14520333
Trannies see everything that isn't the 'cord as fascist. But the normies in Disneyland will see impjak as a nice figure. im trans btw

Chud R3WlNs0x 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:39:46 №14520358 [Quote]

>>14520354
Why?

Spadeson ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:40:06 №14520360 [Quote]

>>14520354
Raped by the nameroll award

Soyak VSQwWVws 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:40:27 №14520365 [Quote]

gemmy up

Soytan sP6lRwMI 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:42:42 №14520381 [Quote]

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>>14520354

Chud ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:46:46 №14520420 [Quote]

Just got on the bus to Magic Kingdom. On my way there now.

Chud R3WlNs0x 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:50:08 №14520453 [Quote]

>>14520420
Good luck, brave soyldier.

PPP ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 13:59:42 №14520526 [Quote]

Selfish bvmp

Chud o1aSOaf3 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:03:07 №14520557 [Quote]

>discovery island evdoe raisin nophono car about

Chud fqYM844T 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:04:00 №14520569 [Quote]

UP

Chud iy2dYug2 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:04:43 №14520579 [Quote]

Keyed, post every single image here and don't delete them so we can 'chive (THE PQTRIQTS VVILL QRCHIVE)

Chud ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:05:23 №14520590 [Quote]

>>14520579
Will do.

Chud RHcWiJnf 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:05:52 №14520598 [Quote]

GEM

Slitherjak ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:06:29 №14520607 [Quote]

>>14520590
>>14520579
Also if you can, make a 'ki page about this and/or get another 'kiGOD to make the page. This VILL be documented

Chud AsMbVxzQ 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:08:04 №14520621 [Quote]

BUMP NIGGA WE WANNA KNOW THE RESULTS TOO LOLOL

Doctos ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:13:54 №14520692 [Quote]

Selfish bvmp, I just landed in Magic Kingdom

Chud ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:37:53 №14521045 [Quote]

Getting through the lines of the gate, will post an impjak update photo once I'm through.

Chud iy2dYug2 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:38:55 №14521061 [Quote]

>>14520607
I will make a 'ki page on this if it wasn't made already, that why I asked op to 'chive geg

Nojak ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:45:45 №14521206 [Quote]

>>14521061
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1222-2344-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14520172.html
MAKE THE 'KI PAGE GOGOGOGOGOGOGO and oreos

Tyrone iy2dYug2 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:47:21 №14521233 [Quote]

>>14521206
I'm eating shit bro give me like half a hour geg, thanks for the 'chive btw, if that matters

Chud ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:49:22 №14521264 [Quote]

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>>14521233
My bad bro GEG, take your time

Chud iy2dYug2 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:53:17 №14521320 [Quote]

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>>14521264
No worries, man

Chud bp0FdMkj 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:54:59 №14521344 [Quote]

>>14521206
>and oreos
RUN. RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE. ABANDON THE THREAD JUST RUN.

Gigafly ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 15:17:46 №14521660 [Quote]

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New impjak photos.

Chud x3VQWsWT 12/22/25 (Mon) 15:18:05 №14521663 [Quote]

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>>14521206
>and oreos

Punkjak iy2dYug2 12/22/25 (Mon) 15:18:38 №14521677 [Quote]

>>14520172 (OP)
Made an coaly page for this, will update as you post more info and photos, tell me if I missed anything

Evan 679pAP!n 12/22/25 (Mon) 15:20:49 №14521714 [Quote]

>>14520354
geggy

ElPerro ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 15:22:48 №14521739 [Quote]

Some Jeet family saw my camera and said raisin like "SAAR U R PROFFESHIONUL FOTOGRAFER CAN U TAKE PIC OF FAMILY SAAR" and I took their photo GEEEEEEEGGGGG

Norwegian ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 15:31:35 №14521852 [Quote]

Selfish bvmp

Chud ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 15:39:11 №14521951 [Quote]

Selfish bvmp

Chud ^5t1M6Ar 12/22/25 (Mon) 15:51:13 №14522014 [Quote]

Selfish bvmp