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We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year 🎆

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>be me, live in ze fuchure (trademark pending)
>ashamed half latinx half wh*te person of non color
>post on reddit, bluesky and pornhub about how much I regret having a great great great great grandfather who was a heccing nazi conquistador hitler who killed 600 million jews
>let my 20 trans girlfriends I'm in polycule with rape me for being wh*te
>open fridge
>soylent ration pack stolen
>bug burgers stolen
>there's a note
<shieeet tanks fo da free food crakkka
>be relieved, as food is more valuable to the wholesome POC communities anyways
>go outside in my VR pod
>20 ads play
>buy all products
>look around the wholesome natural world with no heccing racist and everyone lives in cabins that are acsessible without cars
>time for mandated reminder about the holodomorocaust done by wh*te nazis while they colonized all of the world and killed all wholesome cultures that were gay and trans and lesbian and queer and pedophiles and zoophiles and actually liked jews until christofascists ruined it with their religion and homophobia and pedophobia and anti semitism
>feel very ashamed about it as I'm half wh*te
>Doctor arrives at my pod to take some blood
>feels good to give back to community
>pray to the jews to forgive me for being wh*te
>good boy points counter goes up by 1
>go back on reddit, bluesky and pornhub and tell everyone how thankful I am for being accepted in everyone's community despite being wh*te
>use my 1 good boy point to buy bug cereal
>it arrives shortly after
>eat it
>feels good
>realize it's evening
>look outside the window
>10 wholesome POCs of arab, black and indian descent are raping a wh*te person of non color
>serves xhem right for being a wh*te nazi!
>lay down on my mat
>pray to jews one more time
>go back to sleep
>ads appear in my dreams
>get excited for more product that awaits me tommorow

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they dont make soyquotes like they used to

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Why does the african fellow only make one appearance in this green-text story

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Inb4 gigger

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>>14518609
he's there for black representation

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>>14518648
>be me, live in ze fuchure (trademark pending)
>ashamed half latinx half wh*te person of non color
>post on reddit, bluesky and pornhub about how much I regret having a great great great great grandfather who was a heccing nazi conquistador hitler who killed 600 million jews
>let my 20 trans girlfriends I'm in polycule with rape me for being wh*te
>open fridge
>soylent ration pack stolen
>bug burgers stolen
>there's a note
<shieeet tanks fo da free food crakkka
>be relieved, as food is more valuable to the wholesome POC communities anyways
>go outside in my VR pod
>20 ads play
>buy all products
>look around the wholesome natural world with no heccing racist and everyone lives in cabins that are acsessible without cars
>time for mandated reminder about the holodomorocaust done by wh*te nazis while they colonized all of the world and killed all wholesome cultures that were gay and trans and lesbian and queer and pedophiles and zoophiles and actually liked jews until christofascists ruined it with their religion and homophobia and pedophobia and anti semitism
>feel very ashamed about it as I'm half wh*te
>Doctor arrives at my pod to take some blood
>feels good to give back to community
>pray to the jews to forgive me for being wh*te
>good boy points counter goes up by 1
>go back on reddit, bluesky and pornhub and tell everyone how thankful I am for being accepted in everyone's community despite being wh*te
>use my 1 good boy point to buy bug cereal
>it arrives shortly after
>eat it
>feels good
>realize it's evening
>look outside the window
>10 wholesome POCs of arab, black and indian descent are raping a wh*te person of non color
>serves xhem right for being a wh*te nazi!
>lay down on my mat
>pray to jews one more time
>go back to sleep
>ads appear in my dreams
>get excited for more product that awaits me tommorow

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>living in a pod und eating ze bugs because we need to stop climate change and racism o algo

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gemerald go up

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>>14518697
rule 2 breaking albeit, reported

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