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We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year 🎆

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Hey 'teens I'm leaving my home. Want to go on a adventure with me? It's pitch dark outside

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Okie dokie

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yes i do

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>>14511753
>>14511756
Should I put on boots or shoes?

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>>14511786
Idk put on whatever you want

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>>14511786
that depends if you to adventure through the roads then shoes but if the forest then boots

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>>14511786
One of each

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>>14511750 (OP)
we're going with you bro

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>>14511790
Ok. I'm putting on nice shoes.

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>>14511806
>>14511807
Currently walking. Brrr its cold

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>>14511832
where are we heading to?

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>>14511872
Let's see

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>>14511832
thats not pitch black

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Currently heading underground. What should I do now? The metro to Gemistan is coming in 4 minutes. Do I wait or walk more?

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OP here as you can see its pretty friggin dark out here
>>14511832
>>14511903
this isnt me

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>thats not pitch black

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>>14511910
sentient
>so what if I lie

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>>14511930
>>14511933
The metro arrived early. Thankfully I found a charger. My phone was going to die.
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>>14511903
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huh

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>>14511954
where should your next stop be?

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>>14511954
can you draw a soyjak somewhere? o algo

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>>14511961
I think my stop will be Gemistan.

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>>14511971
I lack a pen. Where should I get to acquire one?

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I will now take the bus. I see that the driver is a 'jeet. What should I do?

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>>14511989
Ask someone on the metro geg though

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>>14511989
there's probably a shop of things like this somewhere on a station

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>>14512029
>>14512026
Too late. I'm already waiting for the bus.

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>>14512015
Say nigger

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>>14512039
I said nigger. I'm getting angry looks from people. What should I do?

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>>14512045
give them a drink

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op took random pictures or floors to bait teens

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>>14512052
I gave a woman almond water. She asked me why

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>>14512059
u arent op blud

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>>14512055
The bus arrived. I showed my fake bus ticket and it worked. What song should I listen to while waiting?

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>>14512083
david thoughie cobman

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>>14512083
Jartycuck Ai songs

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>>14512083
Loud Stinging sound 1 Hr

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>>14512090
A good choice.

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>>14512103
schabi newpipe

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A adventure to get blacked

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'Teens the bus stopped for no reason. The lights are flickering. People are panicking. I had to get out.

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>>14512133
Back to walking we go. I'm freezing

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>>14512145
where are you going

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>>14511954
no way we have those same metros in finland
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>>14512133
A jartydemon is haunting the place

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>>14512156
>>14512204
Gemistan. I need to go through the Jarty forest.

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>>14511750 (OP)
Nigga what time is it where you live?

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>>14512245
Its late. I'm entering the jartyforest

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>>14512249
photos please and oreos

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>>14512249
b careful

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>>14512272
I can hear whispers

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I'm going in deeper. It's getting worse

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I'm sorry teens. But I'm lost. It's coming close

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horror protagonist dont go into the scary forest!

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>>>14512249
>and oreos

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>>14512358
I like playing hide and seek.

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>>and oreos

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Op is dead

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>>14512505
no he is okay im behind him rn



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