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soybros I've been talking to this girl lately and she doesnt know what i look or sound like now since the last time we met was a year ago when we barely knew eachother, she then asked a friend of mine for a picture of me and I have a feeling she likes me but im a disgusting piece of shit and my face is just a put off

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Be extremely racist and chuddy women love that shit

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the faces killing me why nobody gat

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>soybros I've been talking to this girl lately and she doesnt know what i look or sound like now since the last time we met was a year ago when we barely knew eachother, she then asked a friend of mine for a picture of me and I have a feeling she likes me but im a disgusting piece of shit and my face is just a put off

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Geg we're almost the same

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>>14511058
no thats literally what ive doing thats why shes been interested in me, I talk to her on instagram and just send her all the chuddy racist videos

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>>14511069
my post print reppeys soyim

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>>14511079
I told you, don't cuck out or she'll eat you alive

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>>14511151
Yeah but shes gone inactive for the christmas season hopefully its not permanent

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Use a thin marker to give yourself hollow cheeks + shave + get anti-pimple shit like cera ve or something like that. also take showers and use soap indian.

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>>14511168
It's over she's getting railed by Spadeson

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>>14511178
eve&oe spadeson gets railed

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>>14511178
I thought spadeson is the one taking da bibisi…

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>>14511175
ive luckily got really clear skin im just mildly fat where all of it is in my cheeks for no reason

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>>14511195
Then diet super hard and work out, -500 kcalories a day is like 1 pound a week. So cut out 300 calories in food and burn 200 at the gym

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>>14511242
should I try carnivore? I had this former friend (he was a brannigger lolipedo) who did it and he was consistantly skinny

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btw he nearly got me expelled at school by sending dms of me calling him a faggot after during an argument where he was defending tranime 'p

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>>14511264
Different diets for different people, carnivore works for some people it doesn't for others. I think avoiding goyslop and snack foods + eating 2 big meals a day and nothing else is the best way to start off, also L friend BTW

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Carbs Fats and Proteins are the 3 kinds of foods you eat, fruits/vegetables are fiber (corn is a grain). Carbs are your main energy source which is why most athletes do crab-loading before big events, but if you eat too many carbs then you wont burn any fats so try to keep them to around a MAX of 50%. (measure in grams) Fats are overhated and are actually super important to your body, being like 30% of a diet. Protiens are EXTREMELY important but also overrated as hell since they build muscle but if you don't use the protein to build muscle it just converts itself into fat. If you aren't working out then you should eat you body weight (Kilograms) in grams. vitamins and minerals are super important but they're micro nutrients so you can just eat like 1 or 2 foods with them in it as sides and you'll have enough

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I dunno just don't overeat, calorie deficits and exercise make you loose weight, carbs prevent weight loss, fats are fat and also oils so gross and proteins build muscle but make you weight more; muscle doesn't equal lean and lean is law which sucks since I'm not lean at all

I took a college course so this is all ZOG but it was community and my teacher was a freebird so they don't gaf
>wordswordswordswordstherightcanthealthadvize

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>>14511079
What are the chances that you're getting catfished by some 'frican



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