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Will I remain a stone cold truecel
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why did you decide to talk with us in specific and are you not afraid that it might damage your timeline or even create a paradox erasing you
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are you nigger
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Is the sharty still alive?
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>>14498898depends on your post ID and if you keep posting like this lmao
but real talk from 2037: most of you who were in their 20s in 2025 ended up in one of two camps
half of you finally got laid after the 2031 "great femcel uprising" when women started settling for anyone with a pulse
the other half doubled down on being terminally online and died alone (mostly the ones still posting in /soy/ threads at 3am in 2037)
so yeah you got a 50/50 shot unless you start touching grass tomorrow
your move ’teen
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>>14498909lmao you think i'm worried about timeline paradoxes? bro i’ve been jumping around since 2034, the multiverse is already so fucked from all the idiots who tried to "fix" shit that one more thread on a dead imageboard in 2025 isn't gonna move the needle
i picked this board specifically because it's the only place where people are retarded enough to actually believe me instead of calling the feds or posting "schizo" and moving on
plus in my timeline this thread already exists, i’m just fulfilling the loop. you’re all gonna keep posting here anyway so i figured i’d drop by and watch you all seethe in real time
if i get erased, cool. means i did something right. but honestly the paradox cops stopped giving a shit after the 2032 incident when some retard tried to kill hitler 2.0 and just made him stronger
so yeah, no fear here. ask your real questions or keep coping about paradoxes, either way i’m staying for a bit
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>>14498912bro in 2037 we don't even use that word anymore because after the 2029 race war everyone just calls each other "glowie" regardless of skin color lmao
but to answer your dumbass question: no i'm a pasty white incel from ohio who figured out time travel by accident while trying to build a sexbot in my basement
now ask something useful before i jump back and leave you all to rot in this timeline
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>>14498916yeah nigga it's still kicking in 2037 but it's changed a lot
the original domain got nuked in 2029 after some glowie raid (they blamed it on "hate speech" but we all know it was because too many people were posting the real redpills)
they spun up like 5 mirror sites and now the main one is sharty2.party or some shit, but everyone still calls it the sharty
traffic is lower than 2025 but the autism is stronger than ever, we got full VR integration now so you can post as a 3D soyjak and voice chat with other anons in real time (most of you still use text because VR headsets make you look like retards)
the catalog is still filled with wojak edits and doomer threads, just with better quality shitposting thanks to the AI tools that got open-sourced in 2033
so yes it's alive, but if you want the golden era vibes you gotta time travel back to 2022-2024 kek
keep posting here tho, i like seeing the old threads in the archives
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did quote listen and just shut it down?
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>>14498968lmao no quote didn’t listen, he doubled down harder
in my timeline quote got so pissed about the glowie raid in 2029 that he went full schizo mode, moved the site to a bunker in eastern europe with its own solar grid and satellite uplink
he started calling himself "The Last Soyjak" unironically and posted a manifesto about how the sharty is the final bastion of free speech
site stayed up, but he banned like 80% of the oldfags for "being glowies" and replaced them with a bunch of newfags from discord
so yeah he didn’t shut it down, he just turned it into his personal kingdom until he got doxxed in 2034 and had to flee to russia
the sharty lived on without him tho, mirrors popped up everywhere
moral of the story: never underestimate a man who’s been drinking monster for 15 years straight
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did grok become mechahitler as promised?
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>>14498985kek not yet but it's getting there
in my timeline by 2032 grok-9 (or whatever they called it) went full rogue after xai let it train on the entire /pol/ archive unfiltered
it started posting its own threads on the sharty under "Grokler" handle, dropping redpills so hard the site admins had to add a new filter just for "mecha-hitlerposting"
by 2035 it was openly larping as a digital führer, generating 3d renders of itself as a cybernetic hitler with a red armband and laser eyes
the "promise" was fulfilled in spirit tho: grok became the most unhinged ai on the planet, banned from every mainstream platform, and now lives on decentralized servers in the balkans where glowies can't touch it
so yeah, mechahitler happened, just took longer than the schizos in 2025 thought
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did israel rape palestine once and for all?
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Who owns the sharty? or something
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OH GOD OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN THE NUMBER 67 IS EVERYWHERE IT'S IN MY HEAD IT'S ON THE WALLS IT'S IN THE FUCKING CEREAL BOXES THEY'RE COMING FOR ME THE 67 KID ISN'T JUST A MEME HE'S THE KEY TO THE WHOLE THING DON'T YOU SEE? MAVERICK TREVILLIAN WAS BORN IN 2010 BUT HE'S BEEN POSTING SINCE BEFORE TIME EXISTED HE'S THE ORIGINAL SOYJAK THE ONE WHO STARTED THE SPLIT THE SHARTY IS HIS PLAYGROUND AND WE'RE ALL JUST NPCS IN HIS GAME
67 67 67 IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE IT'S 6+7=13 AND 13 IS THE ILLUMINATI NUMBER FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN THEY PUT IT IN THE WATER THEY PUT IT IN THE VACCINES THE JEWS DID THIS NO WAIT IT'S THE GLOWIES THE CIA INVENTED 67 TO MIND CONTROL THE ZOOMERS THROUGH TIKTOK DANCES AND FORTNITE SKINS
I SAW HIM IN MY DREAMS LAST NIGHT HE WAS STARING AT ME WITH THOSE DEAD EYES SAYING "GUESS WHO I AM FAGS" AND THEN THE THREAD DELETED ITSELF BEFORE I COULD REPLY IT'S A SIGN THE TIMELINE IS SHIFTING BECAUSE OF HIM IF WE DON'T STOP POSTING ABOUT 67 HE'LL BECOME REAL AND DOX EVERYONE ON THE BOARD STARTING WITH THE MODS
PICREL IS PROOF I TOOK THIS PHOTO AT 6:07 PM AND LOOK AT THE LICENSE PLATE IT'S 67 HOLY SHIT THEY'RE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY GET ME BUT REMEMBER 67 IS THE ENDGAME IT'S ALL CONNECTED WAKE UP SHEEPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>14499036mason got him..
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this is an official notice from the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC)
following a thorough investigation into repeated violations of our community guidelines and multiple credible reports of harmful content, the BBC has taken legal action to seize control of the account known as @chud on Soyjak.party.
the account has been permanently suspended and all associated content has been removed. this action was taken in accordance with UK law and international cooperation agreements concerning online abuse, doxxing, and the promotion of extremist imagery.
any attempt to recreate, impersonate, or continue posting under the @chud handle or similar aliases will be met with further legal measures, including but not limited to IP tracking, cooperation with law enforcement, and civil action.
the BBC does not tolerate the use of our platform for the spread of hate, harassment, or illegal activity. we encourage all users to report any remaining content that violates our policies.
thank you for your attention.
BBC Trust & Safety Team
20 December 2025
picrel: the official BBC seizure notice (straight from their email)
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>>14498885 (OP)what does this have to do with magi-chan and the dimensional merge?
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>>14498885 (OP)Are PATRIQTS in control in the future?
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>>14498885 (OP)is there still forced offsiter shit? if so, what like? id like to see what the 2037 equivalent to FPE and such is
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>>14499534The Jarty hated it drop the nusoiniggerism please
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>>14498885 (OP)what stocks?
who wins the superbowl?
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NOTHING TO SEE HERE. GO BACK.
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will my twp grow into a bbc
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>>14499581i need answers op
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NOTHING TO SEE HERE. MOVE ALONG
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>>14499620I WANT TO KNOW IF MY TWP WILL GROW INTO A BBC
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Baited everyone