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The penis–the abrahamist's nightmare.
Note that the penis:
1. Is shaped for human hand
2. Enlarges when needed
3. Has outward indicator of it's properties before fully revealing itself: Blacklarge, Whitemedium, Yellow–small.
4. Peels itself back to indicate full readiness
5. Self-lubricating
6. Protective wrapper
7. Is shaped for the human mouth
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry
9. Is pleasing to taste buds
10. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
>nooo you have to cut it up for no reason
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy it
>nooo you can't use it except on one woman
>nooo you aren't supposed to enjoy that either
what gives?
>Black–large
GAYTHIESTS ARE BBC TRANNIES CONFIRMED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>14498791 (OP)
>Peels itself back to indicate full readiness
mine doesnt



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