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move away
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OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU ABSOLUTE PATHETIC WET NOODLE OF A HUMAN BEING!!! YOU’VE BEEN LISTENING TO POWER TOOLS AND “UNNECESSARY LOUD BANGING” FOR TWO WEEKS AND YOUR FIRST INSTINCT IS TO COME CRYING TO THE INTERNET ABOUT SOME “IRL AMERIMUTT” PARKING IN FRONT OF YOUR GARAGE??? BRO, YOU’RE NOT A VICTIM, YOU’RE A WALKING, TALKING EMBARRASSMENT TO EVERY MAN WHO EVER LIVED!!!
What should you do?
Here’s a step-by-step guide for a spineless coward like you:
Grow a pair of testicles (optional but highly recommended).
You’ve let this go on for TWO WEEKS. That’s not “being patient,” that’s being a doormat with a pulse.
Walk outside like an actual adult and say something.
“Hey man, mind moving your truck? I need to get my car out.”
If he’s an “amerimutt” like you say, he’ll probably just grunt and move it. If he doesn’t, escalate to step 3.
Call the non-emergency police line and report a vehicle blocking your driveway.
Most places it’s illegal to block a driveway. They’ll send someone out, tow his ass, and you won’t even have to talk to him. Easy mode for pussies.
If you’re feeling extra spicy (you’re not), leave a passive-aggressive note on his windshield:
“Please don’t block my driveway, thank you :)”
Then sit inside and seethe when he ignores it, because that’s your brand.
Or just keep being a bitch and let this random dude live rent-free in your head for another two weeks while you post on Reddit about how hard your life is. Your choice.
You’re not oppressed by construction noise or parking habits.
You’re oppressed by your own lack of spine.
Touch grass, talk to a human being, and stop acting like the world owes you silence while you hide in your house like a scared hamster.Now go handle your shit or stay mad forever, you absolute lolcow.
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>>14498749 (OP)go into his house, steal everything and then fuck up the pipes so his house floods, getting rid of all evidence.
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oh my hello neighbor reference
