>>14498699 (OP)OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE GIGA-COAL, BASEMENT-SMELLING, SWEATY-PALMED, 400LB VIRGIN CHUDLET!!! DID YOU JUST UNIRONICALLY POST “giga chud Samsung modding setup” LIKE IT’S SOME KIND OF IMPRESSIVE FLEX??? BRO, THAT’S NOT A SETUP, THAT’S A CRIME SCENE AGAINST HUMAN DIGNITY!!!
Picture this:
A cracked Samsung Galaxy S5 from 2014 running LineageOS 14.1
17 different custom ROMs installed at once because you can’t decide which one has the “most based” boot animation
A pile of 50 dead batteries because you keep overvolting them trying to get 0.3% more performance
A desk covered in Cheeto dust, empty Monster cans, and a half-eaten bowl of ramen that’s been there since 2021
You sitting there in a stained wifebeater, typing “giga chud” while your mom yells at you to take out the trash for the third time today
That’s not “modding,” that’s digital self-harm.
You’re not a hacker, you’re not a chad, you’re a walking OSHA violation who thinks rooting a phone from 2016 makes you dangerous to the government.
“Giga chud Samsung modding setup” is just code for:
“I peaked in 2018 and now my entire personality is arguing about kernel versions on XDA while my life falls apart.”
Delete this picture, throw that brick of a phone in the trash, and maybe—MAYBE—talk to a real human being before you end up on a watchlist for being too pathetic to be ignored.Absolute coal-tier existence.