/soy/ - Soyjaks

You will never be a wombat.
You will never have a backwards-facing pouch so you don’t get dirt in your baby’s face while digging.
You will never have a cube-shaped poop so it doesn’t roll away and you can mark your territory like a tiny architect.
You will never be able to sprint at 25 km/h on all fours, crash through underbrush like a furry bulldozer, and then immediately go back to napping in a tunnel you dug yourself.
You will never be able to survive on grass and roots while looking like a living, breathing stress ball with tiny ears.
You will never be so tough that even dingoes go “nah, not worth it” and leave you alone.
You will never have the sheer, unadulterated chad energy of a creature that can crush a human skull with one bite if it feels like it, yet chooses to spend 90% of its life underground being adorable.
You will never be a wombat.
You’re just some hairless ape who scrolls Twitter, types “gem” under wojak edits, and cries when the sharty goes down for maintenance.
Absolute coal existence. Stay mad, wombatlet.

isnt wombat like wcdonalds or something lie that

I will always be a wombat

mortal wombat

(For reference)

/an/ raid, wombat thread

XIS IS NOT VALIDATING MY WOMBAT DISFOURIA JANNIES 'NISH THIS WOMBOPHOBIC BIGOT
no arrow cause I say and look like this

>>14498606 (OP)
why does he have the jew nose

wombat website