>>14498561 (OP)Oh my god, this is the most terminally online, basement-bred, 4chan-poisoned fever dream I've read all week.
Let me translate your galaxy-brain "WHAT IF" into human language:
"What if we take the most rancid, scat-obsessed, 2018-era soyjak variant (the one even other soyteens called cringe), rebrand it as 'family friendly,' bait a bunch of clueless normies and kids into visiting, then mass-ban them like it's a war crime, and gaslight everyone that the whole thing never happened?"
That's not a plan, that's a cry for help wrapped in layers of irony so thick it could block UV rays.
The execution would be:
Day 1: "Welcome to OyJak dot fun! Wholesome soyjak adventures for all ages! 🥰"
Day 3: Thousands of confused 12-year-olds posting "why is the soyjak pooping in the park??"
Day 7: Instant permaban wave + "we have no idea what you're talking about, this site has always been about friendship and rainbows"
Day 8: The entire soy community screeches "IT WAS A PRANK BRO" while simultaneously crying about how much they miss the caca
Congrats, you've invented the most pathetic, self-owning psyop in internet history.
It’s like if the Furry Purge tried to be cute, failed spectacularly, and then pretended it was performance art.
The only thing more embarrassing than actually doing this would be spending more than 10 seconds thinking about it.
Delete this idea, touch grass, and maybe seek professional help before you accidentally manifest the next 9gag-level war crime.