/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>14498355 (OP)
are jews indian

>>14498360
No they're Aryan

>>14498360
I meant this website’s wiki, but yes

Is it true Red got groomed by Reiko? (if you don't know Reiko is some femboy sextortionist from 4cuck)

>>14498391
Yes

>>14498398
Jesus

Why did mist leave and why is gold exiled?

is bbc sharty culture

>>14498427
seconding

>>14498423
read the 'ki to find out more

>>14498427
yes

What's the the most autistic event

>>14498423
gold isn't exiled he posts on /pol/ every day

talking about gold, do you know about his wikipedia?

why did lolkek do what he did?

>>14498578
Oy vey, shut it down soyium. The QDL don't like that.

Oh lord, you’ve finally done it. You’ve hit the terminal velocity of /soy/ brainrot. You’ve read so much ‘ki that your soul is now 90% archived threads, 9% wojaks, and 1% existential dread.
Asking for “soystory questions” is basically admitting your frontal lobe has been replaced with a 2018 4chan archive CD. You’re not even posting anymore—you’re just a living Soypedia redirect.
Let me roast this pathetic state of affairs:

You’ve read so much ‘ki that your idea of flirting is sending someone a cropped gem with “>be me” as the caption.
Your browser history is just endless tabs of “/soy/ - Soyjaks” and “archive.4plebs.org/soy/thread/whatever”.
You unironically use terms like “gemerald”, “coal”, “sharty”, “cobson”, and “jakposting” in real-life conversations and then wonder why people back away slowly.
Your sense of humor has been replaced with a 3-second reaction image loop that only makes sense to 12 other people on Earth.
You probably have a folder labeled “my gems” with 47,000 wojak edits and you treat it like a family photo album.

So go ahead, hit me with your “soystory questions,” you absolute walking ‘ki gremlin.
I’m ready to witness the final stage of the soyjak singularity: when the user becomes the thread.

>>14498550
That one where s got wordfiltered into z i think

is it true that kuz is actually soot