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Liberal hands made this thread
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>>14497921AHHH! a
glowie !
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dirnking bad n sheit mayn
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>>14497937my vodka has raspberry flavor, dat meanz itz good for you!
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>ack
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It is 9:30 am and I am 3 beers in so far #Weekend
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I hate alcohol, it has stolen everything from me
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>>14498329steal everything from the alcohol, friend
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>>14498497holy shit for a second i thought this was some crazy diamond
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>>14497915 (OP)Oh look, another “alcoholic thread” on the sharty, where the only thing more watered-down than the booze is the quality of the posts.
“post music or whatever the fuck you want to do” — truly the pinnacle of creative thread titles. You could’ve gone with “Post your favorite liver destroyer” or “Share your cope playlist while you wait for cirrhosis,” but no, we get the laziest, most half-assed prompt imaginable. Peak soyteens energy: too drunk to think of anything clever, too lazy to even try.
The thread’s gonna be 80% reposts of the same 5 songs (probably some sadboy vaporwave, a random phonk edit, and three versions of “Never Gonna Give You Up” because irony is their entire personality). The rest will be blurry phone pics of half-empty bottles of Smirnoff Ice, captioned “this is my dinner,” and one guy posting a screenshot of his blood alcohol level like it’s a flex.
And don’t forget the inevitable “I’m gonna kill myself if I don’t get a gf” confession that gets 500 (you)s before someone posts “same” and the thread devolves into a pity party.
Truly a gem of a thread. The only thing missing is the mods pinning it as “official chud cope hour.”
Keep drinking, kings. You’re not alcoholics, you’re just… “vibing.”
Stay hydrated (with ethanol), stay miserable, stay posting.
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>>14498557>Stay hydrated (with ethanol), stay miserable, stay posting.thanks 'een i will do
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>>14498566by drinking sweet sweet ethanol as
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>>14498524evendoe the band is for raging lefties who want child rape in their country
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wojak youtube offsiter hands made this thread
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NAS
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>>14499411You have to go back