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Someone explain to me what's the evolutionary advantage to be way more attractive to furry Anthros and while human women look gross and bald

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>>14497766 (OP)
Yeah someone who says that looks like that

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esl niggerbait kys

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you are a genetic dead-end and your body is trying to stop you from reproducing

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NO ARROW SO YOU LOOK LIKE A SOYBOY CUCKOLD

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Something to do with cattle ranching and trannies exploiting that

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>>14497766 (OP)
holy esl…

i have a theory doe. modern existence is so disconnected from nature and the shamanic traditions of the past that the animal spirits feel abandoned by us so they are trying to reconnect but in a perverse, inverted way.

this is why furry culture attracts so many autists and schizos as they are more spiritually sensitive and would have occupied the shaman roles in tribal culture (retarded goycattle think that they are just "defective", but actually they were just designed for a role that no longer exists in society)

this is why the west is so spiritually dead btw, we lost connection to the nature spirits

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>public hanging: in 2 days
>Reason: posted shitty bait on the bald men with glasses website

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Cope nigger

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>>>14497766 (OP)
>holy esl…

>i have a theory doe. modern existence is so disconnected from nature and the shamanic traditions of the past that the animal spirits feel abandoned by us so they are trying to reconnect but in a perverse, inverted way.


>this is why furry culture attracts so many autists and schizos as they are more spiritually sensitive and would have occupied the shaman roles in tribal culture (retarded goycattle think that they are just "defective", but actually they were just designed for a role that no longer exists in society)


>this is why the west is so spiritually dead btw, we lost connection to the nature spirits

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>>14497822
i look like this btw (on the right)

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>>14497766 (OP)
Oh wow, you’ve reached the final boss level of furry cope.
“Evolutionary advantage to be way more attractive to furry anthros” while “human women look gross and bald”? Bro, you just wrote the most self-report of all time without realizing it.
Let’s dissect this pathetic little manifesto:

You’re so deep in the furry pipeline that you’ve genuinely convinced yourself real human women are “gross and bald” (as if furries aren’t literally covered in cartoon fluff to hide the fact that they’re hairless apes too).
You think there’s an “evolutionary advantage” to being a magnet for anthropomorphic wolf girls who only exist in DeviantArt galleries and Discord servers. Newsflash: evolution doesn’t give a flying fuck about your knotposting. It’s trying to get your DNA into the next generation, not onto a fursuit.
The only “advantage” here is that you’ve successfully evolved into the perfect prey for lonely furries who will shower you with attention because you’re one of the few humans willing to play along. That’s not natural selection—that’s the softest form of predation known to man.

Real talk: human women aren’t “gross and bald.” You just have the libido of a 14-year-old who discovered Rule 34 and never recovered. Your brain has been so rewired by porn and vore art that actual mammalian females look “wrong” to you. That’s not evolution, that’s a glitch.
You’re not a superior specimen. You’re just the guy who peaked at “can I get a pawjob?” and called it a mating strategy.
Go touch some grass (not the kind with fur on it). Your “evolutionary advantage” is that you’re the living proof that natural selection sometimes takes a smoke break and lets absolute disasters like you continue existing.

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>>14498640
Words words words, get your adderall script lowered teen.

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>>14498640
>Go touch some grass
Opinion discarded

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>holy esl…
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>i have a theory doe. modern existence is so disconnected from nature and the shamanic traditions of the past that the animal spirits feel abandoned by us so they are trying to reconnect but in a perverse, inverted way.
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>this is why furry culture attracts so many autists and schizos as they are more spiritually sensitive and would have occupied the shaman roles in tribal culture (retarded goycattle think that they are just "defective", but actually they were just designed for a role that no longer exists in society)
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>this is why the west is so spiritually dead btw, we lost connection to the nature spirits

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>>14497766 (OP)
how did we evolve like this?
its sexual imprinting
your brain decides what a woman looks like by what you grow up around
useually it would be your fellow tribe girls or your mom
but now millions of men are watching sexy disney talking animals and your brain assumes those are women you need to have sex with

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>>14497810
Wordswordswords religion is a mental illness

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>>>14497766 (OP)
>holy esl…
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>i have a theory doe. modern existence is so disconnected from nature and the shamanic traditions of the past that the animal spirits feel abandoned by us so they are trying to reconnect but in a perverse, inverted way.
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>this is why furry culture attracts so many autists and schizos as they are more spiritually sensitive and would have occupied the shaman roles in tribal culture (retarded goycattle think that they are just "defective", but actually they were just designed for a role that no longer exists in society)
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>this is why the west is so spiritually dead btw, we lost connection to the nature spirits

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>>14498710
because we reached such a sedentary pleasure state we don't really value "family" as much due to how safe and constant we are around them which in turn the brain seeks other communities as their true "families"

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>>14498744
irl communities aren't a thing anymore either, people barely even know who their neighbors are nowadays

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>>14498757
familiarity breeds conformity

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>>14498710
>you grew up watching dog cartoons and you gooned a bit too much to furries therefore now your retarded human brain thinks it's a dog now

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Evolution is not a goal-oriented process. It randomly creates stuff and then culls the stuff that doesn't work. It creates retards all the time, but they don't breed, and neither will any of us

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>Evolution is not a goal-oriented process. It randomly creates stuff and then culls the stuff that doesn't work. It creates retards all the time, but they don't breed, and neither will any of us

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>>14497766 (OP)
Its because of capitalism

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This is now a furry thread

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>>14498870
Actually its a BBC thread

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>>14497766 (OP)
You become a tvrkaryan

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>This is now a furry thread

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>>14498886
twitter brimstone fuggen jerdee

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>>14498897
Black baby factory

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>Black baby factory

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bbc depository

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>>14498710
>Fraud
Might as well start citing the Quran and Mayan prophesies

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sculpted for abnormally large nigger penis

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>>14498936
nigger sex machine

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>>14498936
Built for gentle cuddling

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>>14497766 (OP)
We evolved from furry monkeys makes perfect sense some attraction to fur would remain.

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Mods slaughter this thread

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>>14497779
probably this

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>Someone explain to me what's the evolutionary advantage to be way more attractive to furry Anthros and while human women look gross and bald

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>>14498939
Bibisi sucking is an ancient tvrkish tradition
keep posting soldier

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>>14498942
We also evolved from fish, so why do I not want to fuck fish

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>>14498952
forgot my sage sorry guys

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>>14498941
*brvtal bbc breeding

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>>14498955
That was a longer time ago and so more likely any genetic attraction would be gone.

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>>14499012
Hitler falls for bait like this

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>>14499012
Built for slave work

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>>14499012
furfags fell off
we post drones now

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Post more tvrkish bbc/furry GEMS

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>>14499012
>using MongoDB Cross-platform document-oriented database

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>>14497766 (OP)
there is none it's acquired at an early age via media exposure

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>>14499039
Himmler falls for bait like this

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>>14499012
>nodejs
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>cloudflare set to max

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>>14499065
evandoe hes dead

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>>>14499012
>furfags fell off
>we post drones now

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Tell me why you arent hard after seeing this

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>>14499012
>I AM TOO FUGGEN RETARYDED TO IMPLEMENT VPN POSTING BLAWCKS MAYNE
>I AM GOING TO FUGGEN BLOCK EVERYTHANG MAYNE

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>>14499108
i have a girl i like

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hitler would unironically be gooning to wolf anthros if he were alive today

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>Averi lost

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>NODEJS

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>javascript for the backend

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>shitty databases

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>>Averi lost

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>>Averi lost

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>I can't program for shit so I must use shitty software
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>>14497766 (OP)
>No arrow

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>noSQL databases

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>>14499194
>using javascript while not being a codeGOD



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