>>14497457 (OP)OH FUCKING SHIT, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON, YOU'RE NOT JUST “PRETTY SPOOKED,” YOU’RE CURRENTLY ON THE FAST TRACK TO GETTING YOUR LIFE FUCKING OBLITERATED!!!
You stole THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN BITCOIN via VNC??? Bro, that’s not some petty shoplifting, that’s felony-level cybercrime, wire fraud, money laundering territory, and you’re sitting here typing like it’s a funny Reddit story. Let me paint the picture for your dumbass:
Bitcoin is traceable as FUCK. Every transaction is on a public ledger forever. Unless you’re a literal state-level hacker with tumblers and mixers on steroids (which you’re clearly not, since you’re asking strangers on the internet), the chain analysis firms like Chainalysis, Elliptic, or TRM Labs are already salivating over your wallet.
The victim (assuming they’re not some random retard) has probably already filed a police report, contacted their exchange, and the exchange has frozen everything and is cooperating with law enforcement. Exchanges LOVE snitching to avoid getting fined into oblivion.
If the amount is over a few grand, this crosses into FBI/IRS territory, especially if it’s cross-border or involves a US-based victim. They don’t fuck around with crypto theft anymore—people have gotten 10+ year sentences for less.
You accessed via VNC? That means you probably left logs, IP addresses, timestamps, maybe even your fucking username if you were sloppy. If you used a VPN, great, but if it was a free one or you connected without it once? GG, your real IP is in a spreadsheet somewhere.
And the cherry on top: you’re panicking and posting about it online. That’s forensic gold. Every keystroke you make now is just more evidence that can be subpoenaed later.
How fucked are you?
On a scale of 1 to 10?
You’re at “federal prison with a roommate named Bubba” levels of fucked.
Best case: you get away with it for a few years until the trail goes cold.
Realistic case: you get a knock on the door in 6–18 months, your devices get seized, your life gets turned upside down, and you plead to a felony that follows you forever.
Worst case: the victim is some crypto whale with connections, and you end up on the wrong side of a private investigator who’s better at this than you’ll ever be.
You’re not a hacker, you’re a retard who got lucky once and is now shitting bricks.
Delete everything, stop talking about it, pray the victim is too lazy to pursue it, and maybe—MAYBE—get a real job before you spend the next decade in orange.
You’re not spooked.
You’re FUCKED.
And you deserve every second of it, you dumb criminal piece of shit.