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>Hey nate, I'm back from the store. Brought you a new VHS with a show I thought you would enjoy
<Thanks mom! That's really considerate of you, let me insert it in the vhs player and i'll see what it is about
<Loading…any minute now…if it takes this much to load it better be good…almost there…only a few pixels and it's gonna be visible…I'm dying of excitement for the new show my mom brought me!
<3 seconds and it's ready! The anticipation is killing me.
<3
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<Here we go baby! The hype is finally gonna pay off!!!
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<*starts twitching, with foam coming out of his mouth*
>Anything wrong, honey? Is there something wrong with the show?
<<KILL YOURSELF, YOU 'CORD WHORE. YOU BROUGHT ME THIS TAPE TO GROOM ME INTO YOUR 'CORD CULT, DIDN'T YOU, HUH?!?!?!? I'LL KILL YOU, BUT KILL YOURSELF YOU CORD FAGGOT, YOU'LL NEVER BE A REAL MOM! SOOT KUZ FROOT ROOT ZOOT JOOT BAN THIS PEDO EPI GROOMING FOID NOOOOOOOOOOOW
>ALLRIGHT, THAT'S IT YOUNG MAN, YOU DISRESPECTFUL PRICK! TO YOUR ROOM, YOU'RE GROUNDED. AND DON'T EVER THINK I'LL BRING YOU ANY MORE VIDEOS, YOU UNGRATEFUL DORK!
<b~but mo-
>ROOM, NOW
<Yes, ma'am…
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>YOU'LL NEVER BE A REAL MOM!
Gemmy