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>When someone's receiving a massage, she wants to pretend that she's on a
secluded tropical isle, with no one else around for miles. She's a Polynesian
princess, the center of attention, and the person giving the massage is
focused on her and her alone. Exotic birds are floating overhead, and one
lone white sail puffs out on the aquamarine horizon … then, suddenly, she
hears a voice: "Bart Just threw up on my homeworki"
Yes, it's difficult for your partner to achieve her ultimate romantic illusion if,
in real life, she's receiving her massage on the couch in your den, with The
Simpsons turned up full blast on the TV.
Do your partner a favor — indulge her in her illusions. While it's not always
possible to take a trip to Fiji to give your massage, you can avoid some of the
more obvious distractions quite easily:
✓ Turn off the TV.
✓ Put up a little "Do Not Disturb" sign.
✓ Try to schedule the massage for a time when there are few interruptions.
✓ Turn off the ringer on the phone and turn down the volume on the
answering machine.
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>>When someone's receiving a massage, she wants to pretend that she's on a
>secluded tropical isle, with no one else around for miles. She's a Polynesian
>princess, the center of attention, and the person giving the massage is
>focused on her and her alone. Exotic birds are floating overhead, and one
>lone white sail puffs out on the aquamarine horizon … then, suddenly, she
>hears a voice: "Bart Just threw up on my homeworki"
>Yes, it's difficult for your partner to achieve her ultimate romantic illusion if,
>in real life, she's receiving her massage on the couch in your den, with The
>Simpsons turned up full blast on the TV.
>Do your partner a favor — indulge her in her illusions. While it's not always
>possible to take a trip to Fiji to give your massage, you can avoid some of the
>more obvious distractions quite easily:
>✓ Turn off the TV.
>✓ Put up a little "Do Not Disturb" sign.
>✓ Try to schedule the massage for a time when there are few interruptions.
>✓ Turn off the ringer on the phone and turn down the volume on the
>answering machine.