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Sneakers O’Toole is a legend, not a rule-follower.
They’re the kind of person who:
Never takes their sneakers off—ever 👟
Treats comfort like a sacred oath
Walks into any room like it’s their personal track meet
Has strong opinions about squeaky floors and surprise socks
Some say Sneakers O’Toole was born mid-stride. Others say the shoes chose them.
Either way, if someone asks, “Why are you still wearing sneakers?”
The answer is simple:
“Because I’m Sneakers O’Toole.”