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The Day in the Life of a Millenial:
07:00
>"Wow, friggin' Saturday already? Am I so glad I can take a break from working for Mr. Gemstein!"
>Wife left note on the table, she is on 3-day holiday to Hawaii with her friend Chad-"Awesome! Now I've got the whole house for myself."
09:00
>In restaurant eating his favourite meal, gluten-free Avocado Bacon burger with Jeffre Cantu Lesdma playing in the background
>"Wonder what the zoomers are up to"
10:00
>On the walk home listening to Mumford and Sons playing on his AirPod
>Spots group of tall, fit, well dressed and happy college-aged kids chatting to each other
>(Uncomfortable look on his face) "Uh, I hate zoomers so much it's Unreal Tournament 2004
12:00
>Now I'm back home I can FINALLY enjoy my EPIC PLAY session in my gamer den(basement) like it's 2005 again!!!
>Looks over to his shelf full of PHYSICAL copies of video games(Steam is DRMslop for zoomers, piracy is for third worlders)
>"Hmmm what should I play today, PS5…Switch 2(TotK limited edition)…Ahh! THE NINTENDO 64! Patrician's choice."
>Flails arms up and down in joy as he plays Mario 64
>"Sad how zoomers will never know this kino", he mutters to himself
17:00
>Now I've got to browse 4chan to remind myself of the days of the good ol' internet.
>Cringe thinking how /a/ is now infested with NORMALFAGS who watch DBZ
>Makes thread for the 67th time complaining about how zoomers ruined bing bing wahoo
>Get BTFO by 16 year old 'teen GOD posting WOAHJAKS mocking millennial writing
18:30
>"Time to eat dinner! I'm gonna try out my B-24 Dresden Firebomb Hot Sauce I bought last weekend"
21:00
>Stops playing with his Star Wars minifigures(was recreating the iconic scene from Empire Strikes Back)
>"I have to clean up the mess I made or my wife will get angry, Guess no time for me today to binge watch The Office on Disney+ today."
22:00
>Cozy under Adventure Time bedsheet
>"You know what, life is pretty good when you ignore zoomers"

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I say this

 β„–14485098[Quote]

Gem go up though

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>The Day in the Life of a Millenial:
>07:00
>>"Wow, friggin' Saturday already? Am I so glad I can take a break from working for Mr. Gemstein!"
>>Wife left note on the table, she is on 3-day holiday to Hawaii with her friend Chad-"Awesome! Now I've got the whole house for myself."
>09:00
>>In restaurant eating his favourite meal, gluten-free Avocado Bacon burger with Jeffre Cantu Lesdma playing in the background
>>"Wonder what the zoomers are up to"
>10:00
>>On the walk home listening to Mumford and Sons playing on his AirPod
>>Spots group of tall, fit, well dressed and happy college-aged kids chatting to each other
>>(Uncomfortable look on his face) "Uh, I hate zoomers so much it's Unreal Tournament 2004
>12:00
>>Now I'm back home I can FINALLY enjoy my EPIC PLAY session in my gamer den(basement) like it's 2005 again!!!
>>Looks over to his shelf full of PHYSICAL copies of video games(Steam is DRMslop for zoomers, piracy is for third worlders)
>>"Hmmm what should I play today, PS5…Switch 2(TotK limited edition)…Ahh! THE NINTENDO 64! Patrician's choice."
>>Flails arms up and down in joy as he plays Mario 64
>>"Sad how zoomers will never know this kino", he mutters to himself
>17:00
>>Now I've got to browse 4chan to remind myself of the days of the good ol' internet.
>>Cringe thinking how /a/ is now infested with NORMALFAGS who watch DBZ
>>Makes thread for the 67th time complaining about how zoomers ruined bing bing wahoo
>>Get BTFO by 16 year old 'teen GOD posting WOAHJAKS mocking millennial writing
>18:30
>>"Time to eat dinner! I'm gonna try out my B-24 Dresden Firebomb Hot Sauce I bought last weekend"
>21:00
>>Stops playing with his Star Wars minifigures(was recreating the iconic scene from Empire Strikes Back)
>>"I have to clean up the mess I made or my wife will get angry, Guess no time for me today to binge watch The Office on Disney+ today."
>22:00
>>Cozy under Adventure Time bedsheet
>>"You know what, life is pretty good when you ignore zoomers"

 β„–14485104[Quote]

adventure time was millenials mindraping the children to become post modernist troonout kikeslaves ripe for goyslop ingestion and koshermedia consooming

 β„–14485114[Quote]

genz is gayer millenials

 β„–14485119[Quote]

shitlennial killing gem, Gen Zyklon fucking won or something

 β„–14485124[Quote]

>>14485114
shitlennial cope

 β„–14485133[Quote]

>>14485124
this user has gay thoughts

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>>14485133
cordmeme

 β„–14485137[Quote]

what even happened to millenials
its like they disappeared from the internet entirely after being laughed at too much

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>>14485136
its not a meme caca its an insult that predates the internet

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gem

 β„–14485326[Quote]

>>14485137
Erhmmmm… Marge? Millennials are still giving their niggers good wholesome big chungus takes to this day.

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>>14485133
gets BTFO'ed for being the soyjak generation
"nigga you gay"

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>>14484997 (OP)
WORDSWORDSWORDS

 β„–14485337[Quote]

>>14485330
genz are more gay and soy than millenials retard

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>>14485326
snopes?

 β„–14485342[Quote]

statistically genz are the gayest most brown and most trans ever

 β„–14485449[Quote]

finally a gem on the 'log

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 β„–14488255[Quote]

are all millenials from western countries like this or only from the US?

 β„–14488314[Quote]

>>On the walk home listening to Mumford and Sons
Marge isn't that the oldfag show about the old nigga that sells scrap o algo

 β„–14488338[Quote]

GEN Z GODS won

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>>14488255
plenty in uk are like this

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Unapproved media
>>14488362
CacaGODS get both Soylennials and Gen Zog BTFO



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