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I open the catalog and I see a hideous soitranny
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>Never type 67 On the /caca/ board or you will get the consequences…
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why was that deleted wtf
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i was reading that
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<Never make fun of Alicia at 3am on the sharty (you will regret it).
>I was browsing the sharty like I regularly do 2:59am when suddenly an ominous message popped up in my thread. "Do not make fun of Alicia 3am" read the message. There was no explanation as to why I should not do that so I dismissed the message. In fact that message encouraged me to create a new thread quoting the user who posted the original message with the Alicia troonjak. But little did I know that would be the biggest mistake of my life.
<Suddenly the lights cut off, my computer shutdown, "Drats⦠power outage," I said to myself, feeling bothered and bewildered. Being unable to see where in front of me inside my room I fumbled around with my arms out stretched before me looking for my cellphone so I can get some semblance of light. I heard the sound of movement throughout my house but dismissed it as it was probably just the sound of my radiator sloshing around radiator juice throughout the copper pipes.
>I managed to locate my phone within the pitch black dark void of my bedroom, it felt cool to the touch from disuse and it's battery was at 9%, "Ah great, I forgot to charge the darn thing againβ¦" I said in anguish.
<My new objective was to find a better light source somewhere in my house with the amount of phone battery I have left but luckily I think I remember a battery powered lantern inside the master bedroom, so I hopped up and began skipping there. As I arrived at threshold I slowed down to a slow lazy walk until my hand hovered above the lantern. I grabbed the lantern and fiddled with it some until I figured out how to turn it on. With the lantern being now on I turned off my phone's flashlight and all of a sudden I heard a sound to the right side of me.
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" screamed troonjak as she charged at me from the blackness out of nowhere, "DIE BIGOT DIE!!!!" she followed up as she swung her knife crazily at me.
<Immensely startled from this I hopped in the air and sped towards the larged fixed window with full intent of crashing my way through it. I braced my core and dove shoulder first at the window, the large sturdy bulk of my strong black body provided just the right amount of force to successfully break the window and allow my body to fly through. I landed outside on a bushy patch of jimson weed nightshade, "Ah great, no shoes and now I have to stink like shitty ass plant?" I said in another fit of anguish but before I can really whine and groan about how my life sucks I heard Alicia cackling to xerself and stomping her way to my front door to continue pursuit. I ignored my momentary gripes and broke out into a sprint that later became a sufficient manageable run as I ran to my neighbors house and banged on their door.
>I am safe and largely unharmed, besides smelling like foul jimson weed, the neighbors phoned the police but when they investigated my house the found it vacated with no trace of where Alicia had went. So heed my warning, doing not make fun of Alicia at 3am on the sharty or xe will get you nusois.
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NEVER buy a doorknob that disappears when locked!
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>NEVER spam the chinny log at ΟͺAM
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erm… how about you all try to write your own 'pastas instead of just writing the titles
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erm… it's not le hard, just write what comes to mind. though