/soy/ - Soyjaks

Welcome back, The Jarty.

Yo ass strut all up in tha bathroom, unexpectedly seein Soyniqua shittin on tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Da smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetratin yo' nostrils, makin you hard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "get up nizzle" she mumbles. Yo ass can't resist yo' urges n' cook up a pimped out big-ass huff of her radioactizzle caca. Well shiiiit, it sendz wavez of pleasure down yo' spine. Not registerin dat you under her, dat dunkadelic hoe takes a funky-ass big, warm, steamy, radioactizzle soybean pookie right up in yo' freshly-dyed purple hair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass moan all up in tha feeling. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Dat biatch knows straight-up dat you under her, n' she prepares ta squeeze one up fo' realz. As tha wet feces drips down yo' neck, a shitload of it entas yo' grill. Well shiiiit, it make yo' 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. Yo ass can't resist, you lick all of tha wet raisin off of tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass git overwhelmed wit pleasure n' vomit it outta yo' grill, along wit bout 1 n' 1/4 cupz of stomach contents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Yo ass don't wanna waste dis delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up tha vomit. To yo' surprise, you climax fo' realz. A big-ass cum stain takes over yo' pants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Before you can react, Soyniqua takes some on her finger n' tastes dat shit. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Dat biatch tastes mo' yo, but jams her finger so far down her throat dat she vomits onto yo' face. Yo ass open yo' grill ta shriek yo, but is silenced by floodz of creamy butyric acid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass vomit her stomach contents back all up in her grill. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Dat biatch do tha same, repeatin 4 or so times until dat thugged-out biiiatch cums. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Yo ass taste her squirt like her dope ass did wit yo' dirty ass. Well shiiiit, it tastes like goyslop.

OP here, if I'm being honest, I already had the image saved and I was trying to bait someone into posting it and getting banned.
Posting the soybooru link was a clever move though, I didn't think of that. Touche.

>>14453317
I actually really like this bait, updoot for you kind stranger.

>>14453214
nobody goons to this

>>14453369
We ALL goon to ts in Turkiye