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How many foids have you asked out irl

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0

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>>14452722
weak and oreos

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1 and it was your mom

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1 (it was by coercion so it doesnt count)

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>1 and it was your mom

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0 but I raped another man once

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>>14452763
that coutns nusoi

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>>1 and it was your mom

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None but one has asked me out
I said no btw

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>0
> 0 but I raped another man once

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none because I'm a faggot

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>>14452786
keyed gay nigger

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>>14452786
>sorry whore, I'm gay and I'm only into BIG BLACK COCK

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I had like 5 gf in preschool but after that I've been so fucking lonely:(

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0 because being in a relationship genuinely sounds like NiggerHell

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>>14452832
blud peaked in preschool πŸ’€

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>>14452839
yeah but like sex doe

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>>14452801
>>14452805
I’m not gay she was just a whore

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>>14452832
>peaking in preschool

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>>14452857
>sorry whore, I'm bisexual and I'd rather such a BIG BLACK COCK

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>>14452786
I've had that happen to me before but both times I thought it was some kind of trick to try to make me look stupid so I said no

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Three, the third one being my current girlfriend

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>>14452880
this genuinely happened to me in secondary school too, but I think it really was a prank and I was right

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>>14452857
Sometimes I think my foid friends who's kind of a slut likes me

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>>14452896
deslutify her with your BWC or something idk

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>>14452893
I also think i was right, I fucking hate those types of people (mostly women from my experience) that think just because I try to keep to myself that I'm some kind of autistic retard to be made fun of.

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>>14452855
nigger just buy a hooker or something
>b-but muh sex is actually free if my wifes boyfriend gives me permission!! and its like le passionate love instead of just primal lust o algo asΓ­
snca

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i havent asked out anyone im too afraid to

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>>14452963
nigga nobody wants a hooker

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>>14452908
She's blasian and already mostly just fucked white guys albeit

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>>14452850
Fortunately or unfortunately that happend. I guess is better than peeking in hs because that means that a had a good childhood I think

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>>14452963
A gf will actually want your dick a hooker just wants money and they have aids o algo

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>>14452992
if sex is all you care about where's the problem and oreos

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>and oreos

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i never peaked, i've never asked a girl out, I've barely talked to women and im just a hateful bigoted chud

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>>14452896
This is what I suspected too, they make it so obvious

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>>14453047
She never asked me out albiet she's the one who invited me to her apartment if you saw that other blogpost. She also does stuff like ask me to touch her hair or listen to music with her like with one earbud in each of our ears, and calls me cool and funny and shit like that. One time I mentioned my hands are cold and she's like "Can I feel them? Actually nevermind." geg. I think she wants the BWC but idk if that's a good idea I don't want her to get attached to me.

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Also I just remembered one time she asked me how I'd react if she started texting me in a flirty way. I just dodged the question by joking about how I'd think she's drunk o algo.

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>>14452712 (OP)
0, but years ago there was a foid at school that "showed interest" in me, and she used to drop hints throughout the entire year in the weirdest ways possible.

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>>14453203
women don't really expect to have to be proactive so when they feel it's necessary, because you (me) are a retarded autist, they do it in odd ways

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none i look like this btw

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>sending bacas

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>sending bacas

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>sending bacas

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Like cold approaches? 0
I have been cold approached though by a girl once

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one fat foid tried talking to me so we beat the bitch down in the goddamn street

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>>14454695
it's a joke, i would never hurt a woman unless it's self defense

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I don't think I have talked to a woman my age for anything other than business and shit in the last 2-3 years and oreos

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>>14452712 (OP)
zero, and i regret doing nothing



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