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>sit next to girl in freshman year of high school
>start to get to know her over next few months
>she keeps calling me really smart and funny like every day
>one day she makes a drawing and I call her autistic for it and she gets really sad
>she says I used to be so nice but now I'm always rude to her
>I don't apologize and we don't talk as much after that
>junior year of high school multiple of my friends keep telling me to ask out some girl cause they say we're a good match o algo
>I talk to her a couple times and she laughs at my jokes a lot and stuff but never ask her out
>senior year of high school talking to some girl while playing a card game with her
>she keeps rubbing my legs with her legs under the table
>beat her at the game and never speak to her again
>sophomore year of 'ollege
>female friend invites me to her apartment and says he roommates aren't home
>talk for a few hours and smoke niggerweed
>we're both sitting on her bed and she says she's bored and asks what we should do now
>I just say uhhh idk maybe watch TV
>we watch TV and talk for a couple more hours and I go home
Am I retarded?

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And yes I'm also the one who made the degenerate things I do thread

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Yes
You are the most retarded retard I’ve heard of
Even more retarded than me.

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Geg I have done shit like this all my life it's gemmy

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The girl who invited me to her apartment also called complimented mea lot of time now that I think of it like saying I'm "really cool" and "a genius" and funny etc. I should kms

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kys normgroid

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And then the two times I do ask a girl out it doesn't go well. The first girl was some artsy girl (unsurprisingly we were in an art class together). She seemed to like me cause she gave me her number when we met and we would text a bit sometimes and she moved seats in class so she could sit next to me. One time she waited by the door so we could walk together and as we were walking I asked if she wants to hang out and she said she has a boyfriend.

The other time I cold approached some girl basically. I walked up to her and said I have a strange request for her to move so I can take a photo of the spot she's sitting for my art class. She said it's not strange to her cause she's a photography major. We talked for like 10 minutes and she showed me what she was writing in her journal and stuff. I asked for her number and she gave me it and I said "maybe we could hang out sometime yeah?" and she said "yeah that would be great actually!". We ended up hanging out and getting food and talked for like 2 hours. She seemed into me too cause I could make her laugh and stuff. But when we were planning to hang out again she hit me with this text (4th pic rel).

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>>14452002
>normgroid
meds I made this thread >>14451046 (OP)

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>>14452166
>>14452179
kys you actually can talk to women you are evil nigger cia faggot

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>>14452222
kys i will take wrath on all of you evil cia faggot niggers

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>>14452232
Do it nigger go shoot up the CIA headquarters

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Women wont even acknowledge me when I try to speak to them, fuck you Chadwick McRetardson.

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>>14452275
>Chadwick McRetardson.
Nigger fuck you I goon to BNWO tiktok splitscreen compilations

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>>14452268
witness me

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Also one time we were making self-portraits and the professor (she's like late 20s probably) took photos of us for it and she told me I'm lucky I have a "well-structured face" and later told me I have a "sharp-jawline" when she was giving me advice on my painting

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>>14452312
Chadcucks… do we really goon to Tyrone?

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>>14452344
I witnessed them dubs

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>>14452361
>sharp-jawline
Not sure why I put a dash

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>>14452436
How does it feel that I'm more of a degenerate gooner retard than you but I also get more female attention?

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Maybe i should start covering myself in poop and piss and gooning in school to get more girls

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bumo

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>>14451795 (OP)
I Think most of us can relate

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>>14451959
One time I actually saw her tits too when she bent over and wasn't wearing a bra under a loose shirt



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