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I've blogposted about all of these but you niggers think I'm baiting when I'm genuinely serious that I've done these things.
>jerk off to my own reflection
>goon for an hour+ in public bathroom stalls
>sexually harassed a girl when I was in high school (ie took her pencil and told her to call me daddy if she wants it back (she would never say it))
>gooned from 8pm to 6am until my eyes were red
>slept 4-5 hours that morning and got up to keep gooning
>gooned to BNWO autistic shit
>tried to goon to WBBDs but wasn't able to
>gooned to scientific papers (I'm not kidding)
>fingered my ass (prostate) in the shower until I came without touching my dick but I got shit on my finger a bit (I also did this a couple times but while jerking off too)
>came without touching my dick or ass by just flexing my stomach
>jerked off while imagining raping my female friends and 60 year old female teachers
>jerked off in the public bathroom stall when I saw a femboy looking guy and imagined raping him
>gooned to gay porn while imagining getting raped
>got on my back curled up with my dick above me and tried to suck my own dick but only got the head in, then came in my own mouth and swallowed it (I did this probably like 3 times)
>spit in my friend's water bottle before I gave it to her
There are probably others but none come to mind at the moment
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Daniella Hines, uma mãe da Flórida, deu à luz o maior bebe da história de seu hospital. Seu filho Annan pesou quase 6,3 quilos ao nascer, quase o dobro do peso medio de um recem-nascido.

O parto, realizado no St. Joseph's Hospital-South em Riverview, deixou todos verdadeiramente chocados. "Eu me lembro de pensar: 'O que estão tirando de mim? O que está acontecendo aqui?' Senti uma pressão enorme", disse Daniella, que já havia tido outro filho com mais de 5 quilos. Ela e o marido tem mais de 1,80 metro de altura, um fator que, segundo a família, influenciou no tamanho extraordinário do pequeno.

Annan, com seus mais de 6 quilos, não apenas quebrou o recorde dos últimos 10 anos do hospital, mas tambem se tornou instantaneamente uma pequena grande celebridade na sala de maternidade. 😅

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Daniella Hines, uma mãe da Flórida, deu à luz o maior bebe da história de seu hospital. Seu filho Annan pesou quase 6,3 quilos ao nascer, quase o dobro do peso medio de um recem-nascido.

O parto, realizado no St. Joseph's Hospital-South em Riverview, deixou todos verdadeiramente chocados. "Eu me lembro de pensar: 'O que estão tirando de mim? O que está acontecendo aqui?' Senti uma pressão enorme", disse Daniella, que já havia tido outro filho com mais de 5 quilos. Ela e o marido tem mais de 1,80 metro de altura, um fator que, segundo a família, influenciou no tamanho extraordinário do pequeno.

Annan, com seus mais de 6 quilos, não apenas quebrou o recorde dos últimos 10 anos do hospital, mas tambem se tornou instantaneamente uma pequena grande celebridade na sala de maternidade. 😅

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Daniella Hines, uma mãe da Flórida, deu à luz o maior bebe da história de seu hospital. Seu filho Annan pesou quase 6,3 quilos ao nascer, quase o dobro do peso medio de um recem-nascido.

O parto, realizado no St. Joseph's Hospital-South em Riverview, deixou todos verdadeiramente chocados. "Eu me lembro de pensar: 'O que estão tirando de mim? O que está acontecendo aqui?' Senti uma pressão enorme", disse Daniella, que já havia tido outro filho com mais de 5 quilos. Ela e o marido tem mais de 1,80 metro de altura, um fator que, segundo a família, influenciou no tamanho extraordinário do pequeno.

Annan, com seus mais de 6 quilos, não apenas quebrou o recorde dos últimos 10 anos do hospital, mas tambem se tornou instantaneamente uma pequena grande celebridade na sala de maternidade. 😅

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Daniella Hines, uma mãe da Flórida, deu à luz o maior bebe da história de seu hospital. Seu filho Annan pesou quase 6,3 quilos ao nascer, quase o dobro do peso medio de um recem-nascido.

O parto, realizado no St. Joseph's Hospital-South em Riverview, deixou todos verdadeiramente chocados. "Eu me lembro de pensar: 'O que estão tirando de mim? O que está acontecendo aqui?' Senti uma pressão enorme", disse Daniella, que já havia tido outro filho com mais de 5 quilos. Ela e o marido tem mais de 1,80 metro de altura, um fator que, segundo a família, influenciou no tamanho extraordinário do pequeno.

Annan, com seus mais de 6 quilos, não apenas quebrou o recorde dos últimos 10 anos do hospital, mas tambem se tornou instantaneamente uma pequena grande celebridade na sala de maternidade. 😅

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Daniella Hines, uma mãe da Flórida, deu à luz o maior bebe da história de seu hospital. Seu filho Annan pesou quase 6,3 quilos ao nascer, quase o dobro do peso medio de um recem-nascido.

O parto, realizado no St. Joseph's Hospital-South em Riverview, deixou todos verdadeiramente chocados. "Eu me lembro de pensar: 'O que estão tirando de mim? O que está acontecendo aqui?' Senti uma pressão enorme", disse Daniella, que já havia tido outro filho com mais de 5 quilos. Ela e o marido tem mais de 1,80 metro de altura, um fator que, segundo a família, influenciou no tamanho extraordinário do pequeno.

Annan, com seus mais de 6 quilos, não apenas quebrou o recorde dos últimos 10 anos do hospital, mas tambem se tornou instantaneamente uma pequena grande celebridade na sala de maternidade. 😅

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>>14451344
I believe my likely trajectory is becoming increasingly degenerate until I reach a point where I revert to being normal again. Sometimes I hope I can get one of those rare degenerate girls as a gf and go crazy with her. One of my closest friends is some girl who's a bit of a degen from the stuff she told me, like she said she almost cums when she rides motorcycles and got turned on when she heard her neighbors having sex and implied she likes being choked. I've also blogposted about her various times before but I'm too lazy to give the whole story rn.
>>14451355
Yeah I couldn't do that you got me beat there

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>>14451137
Snopes?

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This is making me feel better about the degenerate things I have done, but if I’m honest with you, I’m not sure if mine is worse

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>>14451480
Let's hear it

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>>jerk off to my own reflection

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>>14451526
I thought about this exact image as I was doing it geg

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>>14451484
I’m really not allowed to say like 80% of them
Just imagine the worst then bring it down 3-4 levels or so because you’re probably exaggerating but it’s not that far off.

Want a hint? Australia. That’s all you’re getting from me.

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>gooning for 11 hours
nigga the world record for gooning is 9 hours

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>>14451589
Nigga's gonna get 'anished for this post im trans btw

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>>14451590
I mean I think I took at least one break to eat but got back to it. I don't believe the record is 9 hours doe cause guys who smoke meth can goon for like 15+ hours

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>>14451597
>'aped by nameroll

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JUST SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY

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>>14451630
>>14451638
my do my threads always attracted leaking clittycels

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One time I played touhou 10 for like 7 hours straight but I kept losing to Hina so I went to sleep and I had a dream where Doll was chasing me through Walmart and I couldn't sleep for two says

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CAPTIAN COAL WAS RIGHT, SHUT IT DOWN! doctos

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I actually believe these are glowie bots

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FUCK YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING GOONER PIECE OF SHIT

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op is an irl slopjak

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>>14451597
Marge how are they gonna ban me if they don’t even know IF I did something wrong

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>>14451798
I know what you meant by the post idk if jannies will 'an you though

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>>14451589
this nigger gooned to kangaroos

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>I've blogposted about all of these but you niggers think I'm baiting when I'm genuinely serious that I've done these things.
>>jerk off to my own reflection
>>goon for an hour+ in public bathroom stalls
>>sexually harassed a girl when I was in high school (ie took her pencil and told her to call me daddy if she wants it back (she would never say it))
>>gooned from 8pm to 6am until my eyes were red
>>slept 4-5 hours that morning and got up to keep gooning
>>gooned to BNWO autistic shit
>>tried to goon to WBBDs but wasn't able to
>>gooned to scientific papers (I'm not kidding)
>>fingered my ass (prostate) in the shower until I came without touching my dick but I got shit on my finger a bit (I also did this a couple times but while jerking off too)
>>came without touching my dick or ass by just flexing my stomach
>>jerked off while imagining raping my female friends and 60 year old female teachers
>>jerked off in the public bathroom stall when I saw a femboy looking guy and imagined raping him
>>gooned to gay porn while imagining getting raped
>>got on my back curled up with my dick above me and tried to suck my own dick but only got the head in, then came in my own mouth and swallowed it (I did this probably like 3 times)
>>spit in my friend's water bottle before I gave it to her
>There are probably others but none come to mind at the moment

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used to get a girl I was dating to cut herself on call while I watched so I could jack off to it

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>>14451822
You’re probably so far off geeeeg

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>>14452087
You need to be killed

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>>14452087
Oh my god… sisa
You’re so fucking lucky. Fuck you. That should’ve been me

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>>14452087
nigga what

 â„–14452127[Quote]

big nigger lips spammers and htsms were right this is the fuggen jerdee

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>>14452124
I even gave her my own blades which were more effective so it was more enjoyable to watch

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>>14452142
Stop flexing on us

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>>14452151
sadly it ended and she claims I ruined her life but I am not responsible for that

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>>14452087
Did she like doing it or was it just to please you

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bumo

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bumo

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>>>14451070
>I'm nonironically Aryan I have blonde hair and blue eyes. If you want to picture me I look like nate and young bill gates.
Welcome back, Jeffery Dahmer

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epx7fclhdrp: I jerk off to femquote, her smile is so fucking hot. Oh my G-d, oh 'teens one of you please just put me out of my misery already, oh G-d. I want her to sit on my cock with her fat plappable bootycheeks while she calls me an gemmy. When I see the arch linux logo, I cum harder than when I see soytan. Whenever another soyteen mentions arch linux, my monitor gets coated in a thick glazing of cum everywhere

epx7fclhdrp: I jerk off to femquote, her smile is so fucking hot. Oh my G-d, oh 'teens one of you please just put me out of my misery already, oh G-d. I want her to sit on my cock with her fat plappable bootycheeks while she calls me an gemmy. When I see the arch linux logo, I cum harder than when I see soytan. Whenever another soyteen mentions arch linux, my monitor gets coated in a thick glazing of cum everywhere

epx7fclhdrp: I jerk off to femquote, her smile is so fucking hot. Oh my G-d, oh 'teens one of you please just put me out of my misery already, oh G-d. I want her to sit on my cock with her fat plappable bootycheeks while she calls me an gemmy. When I see the arch linux logo, I cum harder than when I see soytan. Whenever another soyteen mentions arch linux, my monitor gets coated in a thick glazing of cum everywhere

epx7fclhdrp: I jerk off to femquote, her smile is so fucking hot. Oh my G-d, oh 'teens one of you please just put me out of my misery already, oh G-d. I want her to sit on my cock with her fat plappable bootycheeks while she calls me an gemmy. When I see the arch linux logo, I cum harder than when I see soytan. Whenever another soyteen mentions arch linux, my monitor gets coated in a thick glazing of cum everywhere

epx7fclhdrp: I jerk off to femquote, her smile is so fucking hot. Oh my G-d, oh 'teens one of you please just put me out of my misery already, oh G-d. I want her to sit on my cock with her fat plappable bootycheeks while she calls me an gemmy. When I see the arch linux logo, I cum harder than when I see soytan. Whenever another soyteen mentions arch linux, my monitor gets coated in a thick glazing of cum everywhere

epx7fclhdrp: I jerk off to femquote, her smile is so fucking hot. Oh my G-d, oh 'teens one of you please just put me out of my misery already, oh G-d. I want her to sit on my cock with her fat plappable bootycheeks while she calls me an gemmy. When I see the arch linux logo, I cum harder than when I see soytan. Whenever another soyteen mentions arch linux, my monitor gets coated in a thick glazing of cum everywhere

epx7fclhdrp: I jerk off to femquote, her smile is so fucking hot. Oh my G-d, oh 'teens one of you please just put me out of my misery already, oh G-d. I want her to sit on my cock with her fat plappable bootycheeks while she calls me an gemmy. When I see the arch linux logo, I cum harder than when I see soytan. Whenever another soyteen mentions arch linux, my monitor gets coated in a thick glazing of cum everywhere

 â„–14455237[Quote]

Genuinely what the fuck is a WBBD?
White Boy Ball Destruction?
Wide Big Beautiful Dude?
Wops Brapzillians Browns and Dykes?
I’m marging out over here the only result for WBBD is a radio station

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>>14452087
>actual 764pedos are posting on the sharty
Just fucking shut it down at this point.

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>>14451247
Yes it is because op never actually had sex with other men

 â„–14455323[Quote]

go the fuck down



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