/soy/ - Soyjaks

Somewhere along the way we forgot that this site was simply supposed to be about bald men with glasses.

been since kuz era

>situation is so bad im agreeing with a soytan poster
It really is fucking grim

She kinda thickk

>>14449787
Your post contains no man, no baldness and no glasses
You are quite literally the cancer killing the site

>>14449807
only spadeson and sidson can save us now

>>14449807
indeed

maybe a new variant that actually IAS might do something for next year

>>14449881
How about this?

>>14449912
iron that can be refined into a Gem

>>14450075
you cant polish a turd

>>14449807
tsmt
The coal of years ago feels almost quaint now, I can't believe we went from tan to this

>>14450079
even doe

>>14449769 (OP)
Mass appeal
But I am sure it was all so very worth it to see that number on the homepage go up from a few digits, isn't that right chuds? o algo

Sisa

>>14450156
sentient nameroll because your bait is brappy

>>14450144
oh my fauci ITS REAL

>>14450164
See what I just said about mass appeal
You are the mass appealed

>>14450144
pooperald

You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet raisin off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.

Nigga we know

We need to get /soy2/ back. Or we move to another board, like /sude/ because it’s a dnb anyways.