>>14419311 (OP)Depends on if you wanna befriend normal people or fellow schizos:
If you wanna make normal friends, then:
1.) Smell nice. Most people won't judge you if you ain't the prettiest, but they absolutely will if you stink. Use plenty of bar deodorant, but NEVER, UNDER ANY AND ALL CIRCUMSTANCES USE SPRAY DEODORANT.
2.) Don't instantly start making offensive / crude jokes, try a little bit after a while, and see how people react.
3.) Be willing to make small risks. Sometimes people don't wanna talk. Sometimes people may not find your jokes funny, but it'll be fine. Even the darkest nights end and the sun will rise.
4.) Try to relate to people. If you're in a bus and you see someone reading a book you like, strike up a conversation. If you see someone in a work break room, talk about the job. People like familiarity, thats why places like the sharty stick around.
5.) I genuinely cannot repeat how important not smelling bad is. Wear bar deodorant, its much better than spray. I personally use Old Spice bearglove and its really good, but experiment.