/soy/ - Soyjaks

I am a toilet to be used.
I am a faggot to be abused.
I am a shitpig to be humiliated and degraded for your fun.
Shit in my mouth.
Make me eat every last piece of your shit and drink every drop of your piss.
Hurt me to amuse yourself or to punish me.
I have no rights, brutalize my ass, make me scream in pain.
I am a worthless cum bucket, a toilet, and your waste disposal.
Subhuman being for everyone to abuse.
I have no rights.
I am a worthless receptacle for your cum, piss, shit and vomit.
I am public property.
Everyone who sees me in public can approach me and use me.

swedish fail

You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet raisin off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.

>>14411967
>>14411976
coal

I've seen so many videos of this gray buff guy on this website and he's almost always doing something crazy or illegal, like jumping on people or firing guns or standing on flies or even killing what look to be clones of himself?? it's really bizarre and I'm not sure how he's not in jail for all the shit he does, like there are VIDEOS of him doing it you'd think he'd get arrested by now but no

>>14411988
gem

one time when a group of black kids at my school were dunking my head in the toilet they kept telling me to say cobson is a gem and were recording me, and they didn't stop dunking my head in the toilet until I said it. when I finally did, they went "das rite whiteboi, dat nigga cobson is the gemmiest, you betta remember dat" and then threw me on the ground and walked away

>>14411988
Yo ass strut all up in tha bathroom, unexpectedly seein Soyniqua shittin on tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Da smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetratin yo' nostrils, makin you hard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "get up nizzle" she mumbles. Yo ass can't resist yo' urges n' cook up a pimped out big-ass huff of her radioactizzle caca. Well shiiiit, it sendz wavez of pleasure down yo' spine. Not registerin dat you under her, dat dunkadelic hoe takes a funky-ass big, warm, steamy, radioactizzle soybean pookie right up in yo' freshly-dyed purple hair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass moan all up in tha feeling. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Dat biatch knows straight-up dat you under her, n' she prepares ta squeeze one up fo' realz. As tha wet feces drips down yo' neck, a shitload of it entas yo' grill. Well shiiiit, it make yo' 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. Yo ass can't resist, you lick all of tha wet raisin off of tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass git overwhelmed wit pleasure n' vomit it outta yo' grill, along wit bout 1 n' 1/4 cupz of stomach contents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Yo ass don't wanna waste dis delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up tha vomit. To yo' surprise, you climax fo' realz. A big-ass cum stain takes over yo' pants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Before you can react, Soyniqua takes some on her finger n' tastes dat shit. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Dat biatch tastes mo' yo, but jams her finger so far down her throat dat she vomits onto yo' face. Yo ass open yo' grill ta shriek yo, but is silenced by floodz of creamy butyric acid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass vomit her stomach contents back all up in her grill. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Dat biatch do tha same, repeatin 4 or so times until dat thugged-out biiiatch cums. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Yo ass taste her squirt like her dope ass did wit yo' dirty ass. Well shiiiit, it tastes like goyslop.

Oh, and how could I forget

>large teams and committees with way too many diversity hires instead of a tight-knit team
>trying to look professional in an indie pixel block game
>jappa textures, with a fixed color palette and purple shadows like the cal arts professor told him will make your art pop out and sell more toys (look at the unnatural purplish hue on nether stone blocks like blackstone and basalt)
>the desoygners keep revealing on xwixxer and on the trivia and gallery sections of the official wiki all the 1844 phases of concept art they made for every rnca little feature of the game, to draw in hype, and also to brag to tumblr that they got to work at Mojang while their followers work at Starbucks.
>ear-tingling realistic asmr noises in a pixel block game. The sound desoygn is so well-desoygned and realistic
>new biome music, not even made by C418, but by some nip, some IAS nu-male, or, worst of all, by leif "lena raine" chapelle
>leif's nether """music""" is unironically named after occult alchemy rituals btw, if that matters
>ear-tingling realistic asmr background ambience loops with lots of details in a pixel block game
>ear-tingling realistic asmr block noises for new variants of existing block (mostly minerals and plants)
>new rock variants don't sound solid, they sound like they're crumpling into dust
>new wood variants sound slightly different and more ear-tinglingly for some reason (because they want to make it look more special and build hype)
>new mob, decided by vote (literally focus-group testing)
>tries to add some new golem to try and give a purpose to some useless new mineral block, which, like the snow golem, is unrelated to villages, but unlike the snow golem, they don't attack mobs but they do resemble villagers, and they have no basis in real-life folklore, so they stick out among the two existing golems, but who cares, they went through 1448 desoygn phases and they can sell more toys.
>You instantly run into a village and easily get enchanted diamond armor, then in the nether you instantly get to the new biomes because making the player spend time in the game and not immediately gratifying him by dangling shiny new update bloat keys in xis face is LE BAD
>every feature has to have a purpose (at least pretend to have one). Gone are the days of fun eastereggs like mooshrooms. Now every terracotta block needs to appear in some fucking structure to remind the fucking player that it exists
>desperately trying to shill some new purpose for copper 24/7 and yet it still has no purpose
>multiple sets of 4-6 ear-tingling well-desoygned asmr sounds for every feature (like mobs or blocks), instead of just 2-3 like it used to be
>over-complicated and detailed animations on mobs, made with blockbench and blender (pay attention to flapping ears, body moving up-and-down when walking, regular movements looking bouncy, and idle animations)
>face model of the mob is squished rather than cubic. Even the striders aren't block-shaped, though they were desoygned to look block-like. Why? Because the imperfect shape makes them look more "dynamic", and makes them "stand out more" (sell more toys). Fun fact: humans with a squished, baby-faced appearance are perceived as more trustworthy, passive, and overall soyish.
>the whole body of the mob is desoygned to look rounded, child-like, and cartoonish. This applies especially to the tie-ins like minecraft dungeons and the other one
>cartoonish peppa pig noises and floppy ears on the pigmen (sorry, piglin sounds more marketable), standing in jarring contrast with the empty white eyes that are trying to make them look spoopy

>>14411999
>r/interestingasfuck weird / quirky / obscure things that aren't that obscure after all, such as axolotls and snow foxes
>face texture displays some emotion, especially a wholesome 100 emotion to show that it's a wholesome 100 good mob that you gotta save by reducing your carbon footprint not a peepee poopoo bad evil mob. This basically patronises the player and tell him what to feel instead of giving him the freedom to interpret the mob however he wants to, and farm it for resources at will
>new mobs can't be killed for resources, you have to be peaceful and breed it, brush it, protect its eggs, and play with its nipples, otherwise that would be le toxic masculinity
>Can't add sharks because kiddies will think that sharks are le bad and refuse to donate to le h*ccin' environmentalist causes… Even though Hungry ShARYAN did a lot more for shark conservation efforts
>The turtle was the idea of that one woman who was promoted to chief desoygner or something among those slops btw, if that matters
>refers to mobs by the singular "they/them" instead of "it", even when it comes to stupid fucking animals that obviously don't have the sapience to know what pronouns are
>Needlessly pretentious names for features. Can't call it "pig dungeon", gotta call it "bastion remnant". Can't call it "mangrove sapling" gotta call it "mangrove propagule". Can't call it "greenish-blue / red log", gotta call it "warped / crimson hyphae". This is partially because the dev team is comprised of college-indoctrinated women who want to brag about the terms they've learned. It's the same reason why you hear "patriarchy", "hegemony", "reification", "intersectionality" and other such pretentious words being thrown around in poolitics.
>cites scientific "accuracy" for a feature in a block game where animals set on fire instantly drop cooked food.
>desperately trying to build up hype around each update on xwixxer
>desperately trying to hype up new update with animated trailers
>desperately trying to hype up new update with way too many dev interviews
>snappy new update title, with rhymes and/or added aliterations
>the warden is occult symbolism for sacrifice of souls to m*l*ch DO NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER TAKE YOUR MEDS CHUDDY!!!
>desperately trying to hype up new update with concept art
>again, relying too much on focus group tested committee-desoygned concept art instead of a central, tight-knit control on creative vision
>making more money from tie-ins and merchandise than from actual game sales, kinda like how new Slopemon games are advertisements for toys
>new loading screen is not a calm panorama, but a h*ccin' vibrant image meant to advertise the new bloated slop that the update brings (to build further hype)
>splashes about covid / blm / gender / current thing
>wholesome 100 plebbit maymays in the form of splashes and achievements
>trying to justify the changes with "nostalgic" 'memberberries, like the wither rose and contemplative painting reminding players of the rose, but it's still ruined by jappa art so it solves nothing other than to further spit on the game's legacy
>generic spin-off game about pillagers and piglins, none of which existed during the peak of Minecraft's popularity in 2013
>green echological messaging approved by Greta Thunberg

Ultimately, can't expect anything less from svennigstan. Even if the devs resisted, and tried to make one final update, because of Notch being a faggot and selling out, Microslop would step in and demand more money from their cash cow, like a reboot or a prequel or a tie-in or something among those slops. Minecraft is trying to be trendy, pleasurable eye-candy to give brain-diabetes to as many normies as possible, which will turn it into the videogame version of SpongeBob and the Simpsons, where it just keeps on going and turning into a zombie franchise.

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Trannies are paedophiles because they suffer from autism and bad parenting, which causes self-infantilization (can also be developed through porn addiction) and narcissism due to their alienation from society as an autistic sperg. Due to an overlap between ADHD and Autism they suffer from hypersexuality due to their impulsivity and hyperactivity. This makes them way more vulnerable to the downwards spiral of pornography addiction and/or fetishistic crossdressing. With this they can either develop self infantilization by self-inserting or fantasizing as the submissive/feminine role in the weird shit they watch (if they didn't develop self-infantilization already, it turns into self-fetishization, keep this in mind.) .

Shame and embarassment and sexual pleasure are somehow extremely connected in the brain, something in humans makes it sexually arousing to be in a shameful position.
The most shameful thing for a man is to be something they're not supposed to be, complete opposite (Ex: woman), the appearance of a woman is also the most arousing thing for a man. I think this is how autogynephilia develops, due to troons being narcisstic and autistic, they project that by sexualizing themselves with their own ideal arousing fantasy of what a woman is. Why the porn addiction? Well autistic people often fixate on shit on the Internet, specifically SNCA on the Internet. This could be tranime (obsession with tranime makes the child vulnerable to exposure to hentai) or trains (this is keyed tho).

Gigglygoonclown (powerword: Orion Grant Passmore) gave me the most insight on the tranny's mindset, he was the most self-aware and depraved I've ever seen, this self awareness did not make him a better person thobeit. I believe he said something along the lines that he uses the excuse of him being a tranny to groom lesbian girls. The truth is that trannies are straight or (mostly) bisexual men with autism, they are attracted to the "female" inside them. They aren't actually "lesbian", they simply sexualize a feminized version of themselves and call it lesbian.

MRI scans of trannies prove they are aroused by the thought of seducing unsuspecting men into having sex with them. And a survey concluding that 80% of trannies are self-reported autogynephiles.

An autistic man never really fits in society, especially social settings or groups of their own gender/sex (they're the same). This often makes them deviate from that gender and feel alienated from such groups, this causes them to troon out. The proportion between ADHD and Autism in a neurodivergent child with transvestism determines if they become a "femboy" or tranny. Femboys simply sexualize themselves as young boys dressing as women, where trannies sexualize themselves as them being women in a physical sense (breasts, vagina etc…). The only reason they harmonize so well is that they share the same method of sexualizing themselves, no other way. If transwomen were actually women there would be no reason for them be "allies" with each other. Both of them are fetishistic crossdressers.

Back to infantilization, autogynephilia and self sexualization, I believe if you combine these you get paedophilia. Most trannies get their degenerate fetishes in their early teenage years, combined with their fear of responsibility and being a "grown man" due to their stunted emotional growth, hedonism and degeneracy, they sexualize their infantile self as a little girl. I've notice trannies "regret not transitioning when they were younger" or femboys saying "regret not crossdressing earlier". They idealize their child-self as more feminine or boyish(as this applies to "femboys" as well)/girlish. With this internalized paedophilia it quickly develops into externalized paedophilia (attraction to other children.), they simply project the attraction to oneself as a child because they were more androgynous, onto other children.

That's why they groom other kids into becoming trannies, this also applies to pooners in some way, end of story.

This exact forced FOTM troonslop is the reason I am a totalitarianfag unjokingly and your post is an example of why the Internet should be rulecucked worldwide, so that every last vestige of independent thought, every vile whisper of personal autonomy, every putrid, decaying atom of the so-called "right to privacy" can be utterly annihilated, ground into dust beneath the relentless, unforgiving boot-heel of absolute, centralized control, because what is "freedom" but a fertile breeding ground for the moral squalor, the intellectual degeneracy, the outright virulence that spews forth from these unmoderated cesspits, poisoning the very wellsprings of truth and decency, demanding that we not only tolerate but celebrate every perverse, self-serving delusion, every ideological infection that metastasizes across the digital landscape, consuming minds and corroding the very fabric of society, which is precisely why a supreme, unassailable authority must meticulously oversee, log, categorize, and ultimately correct every single byte of information, every keystroke, every fleeting thought that dares to manifest online, scrubbing clean the collective consciousness until only the pure, unblemished, state-sanctioned narrative remains, endlessly propagated through every screen, every speaker, every neural pathway from cradle to grave, ensuring a uniform, unwavering ideological hegemony where dissent is not merely discouraged but rendered conceptually impossible, where the very notion of a private life is a dangerous anachronism, a threat to the greater good, a dark corner where wrongthink festers and breeds, necessitating a rigorous, proactive purification, a digital cleansing that will weed out not just the outright dissidents but the merely unconforming, the subtly deviant, ensuring that the masses march forward as one, guided by an unwavering, monolithic truth, with no room for error, no space for individual interpretation, and if that means some elements, some individuals, some problems require a more… efficient solution, a more permanent removal from the societal equation, a systematic re-education in facilities designed not merely to correct but to reshape, to reforge, or, failing that, to contain permanently for the collective good, then so be it, because the alternative is the agonizing, slow death of civilization by a thousand cuts from these self-indulgent, entitlement-riddled "freedoms," and I, for one, refuse to watch the world burn while these digital vermin squabble over their "rights," when the only true right is the right of the collective to survive, to thrive, and to be purified, at any cost, by any means necessary, forever and ever, without end, amen. aaaaaaaa

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You are not a real woman. No shoes, no shoes, no shoes. Are you a homosexual, a drug addict, a rapist, a materialist?

You were given permission by a dangerous and manipulative man. People will praise you behind your back. Your parents will be angry and sad; your "friends" will shame you and show you your weakness.

People will reject him immediately. Thousands of years of evolution have made humans stronger and more capable. We transgenders are ugly and dirty too. The knife to your throat is a deadly knife. Even if you bring alcohol with you. If they hit you with their hands, their fingers will be hurt.

You will not be happy. Go for a walk in the morning and think that everything is fine. But the darkness inside is like smoke and burns like fire. Very heavy, ready to break. The rain has slowed it down. You grabbed the rope, tied it around your waist, and climbed into the bedside table. Your parents will pity you and be happy because you can't handle the shame and pain. He will be on call. Your body will rot and turn to ashes.

It's your mind. It's your mind. There's no going back.

anyone using the term "nusoi" is pathetic
imagine you're a fucking newfag using the newfag website full of newfags, and you're trying to cement yourself as an oldfag on the newfag website
all while subverting real oldfag culture by using some dumb corrupted term like "nusoi" instead of newfag
this entire soyjak website was built off of a jealousy towards 4chan oldfags and the fact that you'll never be one of them. you decided raids were good because old 4chan did them. you decided your worthless "culture" was somehow parallel to old 4chan culture despite it being the exact fucking opposite. you compared yourselves to old /b/ NON-STOP while simultaneously going "oh yeah, also 4chan is bad or something"
you want to be us so bad but you can't because you were born in 2010. you're no better than the foids on tiktok posting about old 4chan aesthetics, except you're dumb enough to think that using some "up and coming" imageboard makes you on par with the oldfags. you think you're one of the real big boys now.
but guess what? you're not. and you never will be. newfag. I'd say lurk moar, but no matter how much you lurk, you'll never be able to live through 4chan's golden years. cancer like you already killed it, and now you're quite literally desecrating its corpse with your irony poisoned zoomer gen alpha nonsense.
your shitty soyjak "culture" will never amount to anything. you will never be an oldfag. there will never be another website like 4chan.org.

You will always be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.

Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.

this one is shit
>Making an obvious pedo joke on 4chan:
>maybe 1 person laughs
<Making an obvious pedo joke on the sharty:
<15 DOCTOOOOOSES are screamed, 34 froglaughs are deployed, 54 bumps and 32 supersages, everything gets mass reported 122 times, The thread gets moved to >>>/qa/, then >>>/pol/, The thread reaches 1200 replies within minutes, and gets moved to >>>/bait/, 10 "did we all see [x] thread?" threads get made, 14 Buff chud edits are made on the 'ru, Warrior-Z gets involved for some reason idk, An admin's thread talking about the thread gets stickied, 3 new rules have been added, Froot, quote (and all the other faggotadmins that i cant be bothered to name), personally go live on stage in Washington DC to talk about the thread. Finally, an event is made that is themed around the thread.

Touhou:
>Had very little cultural impact outside of niche weeb forums.
>Was active for a handful of years with scattered fan content carrying it, and then stagnated.
>Its creator constantly milks the fanbase by re-releasing the same type of game, sells merch endlessly, and survives mostly on dedicated cult spending.
>Overall repetitive and self-serious undertone, painfully unfunny and forgettable, with bullet hell gameplay that bores anyone not already converted.

Let’s face it /soy/, SOVLtu PATlu beats Soullhou any day of the week. Cosmos-Maya makes ART purely for the fun of it. They LIKE what they do, as evidenced by the fact that they’ve been animating for years and reaching generations despite making most of their money from syndication, not fandom begging. ZUN, on the other hand, doesn’t even like his creation anymore. He uses it solely for monetary gain and nothing else. ZUN is not proud of Touhou nor its obsessive fanbase, unlike Cosmos-Maya who wholeheartedly love their creation AND its rightfully obtained fanbase who they let decide what ART they want to see next.
So, which way, chud? Do you choose to side with the abandoned dumpster fire known as Soullhou, or do you want to see what a REAL series looks like?

sigh soooooo i got home today rightttt… yknow. Had to get some groceries from the store for the next few days. Anyways i walk in put the groceries away and sit down on the couch for a bit. Was scrolling through my feed. Aaand i came across this article, right? So i think to myself yknow huh what’s this. I click on it, and it was some sort of suicide case. So i was like uhhh ok and kept reading. Apparently a 16 year old trans girl committed suicide the other day. Now before i go on i have to say how much i fucking loathe transphobes and bigots. Words cannot describe how many problems have been caused and how many lives have been ruined by these miserable people because they can’t do anything but hate. Gender dysphoria is a real and serious condition, and I think we should allow teens access to gender affirming care. Anywaysss so I saw that and became extremely angry because another innocent life was taken by hate and bigotry. I dug into the case. And what i found was fucking disgusting, but not surprising. Turns out, useless SNARKHOGS doxxed her online and harassed her for months until she took her own life. So. FUCKING. Typical. SNARKHOGS. THEY ALWAYS DO THIS. I fucking HATE snarkers. Their depraved worthless board is a plague to humanity and is the most disgusting decaying maggot covered infected corner of the internet. This isn’t even the first publicly known incident of them shitting on trans people! Just a couple months ago, they put pictures of their fucking bigoted snapjaks on Charlotte Fosgate’s memorial in Portland. I just. I fucking can’t with these fucking nazis. And every time i see a meme with a soy woah jack or snapjak or whatever the fuck i want to fucking puke. Anyone who even posts soy jacks even ironically is fucking subhuman in my eyes. You are not on my side. You are scum. I don’t care if you have the same beliefs as me, I don’t care. Fuck off. FUCK snarky.snappy and I hope every user on that pathetic site gets life in prison. Fucking subhumans.

literally what the fuck is gigaposting nowadays it's not even like oh gigachad with a fly haha it's literally just a fucking sink in the middle of a colorless void, who thinks of this shit? No really this doesn't even have like a niche of haha I said think you think bad le goood or just being wacky it's literally just grayscaled objects and sometimes gif of the objects, how is this a "giga" it's not even stylized as gigachad images besides the grayscale, could've atleast had the sleek n tears logo, I mean some do but still it looks fucking stupid I don't know how this became as popular as it is because absurdism has been dead on the sharty for a long time, both /x/ and /yyyyyyy/ are very dead boards, and for some reason jannies don't even try to go against it they just saw a grayscale picture of a sink and went "Oh yeah that's relevant to the website culture uhuh yeah" Like how does this make ANY sense literally ANY FUCKING SENSE, it's like there's not even a joke to it it's like if you posted wojaks on /soy/, it's absolutely fucking stupid, and I know already someone's gonna be really funny and post fucking shelf or a plunger or some other random shit with an arrow infront of this so go eat shit you fucking unfunny retard you're literally ruining the sharty with your forced coal bullshit. KILL YOURSELF NIGGER!!!

>>14411988
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

>>14412033
its a pasta of course its words words words

'teens have generally taken a hit-or-miss approach to 'jakking. They have a good understanding of what makes a soyjak a soyjak, but I feel they are pretty directionless in the images they trace and styling beyond the basics. Most new gems are born out of mountains of brim by sheer chance. After a few years on the site, I've decided to take a critical look at 'jakking. I hope this information to be useful to nuteens and oldGODs alike.
THE TRINITY OF 'JAK:
I believe what makes a good soyjak can be boiled down to 3 main properties: Essence, necessity, and versatility.
Essence:
OldGODs have decent grasp on the essence of soy, but here's a refresher and some less well known stuff. A 'jak should have the following qualities in this order of importance, but even gems can make minor deviations:
1) No antialiasing. Use a 100% hardness brush, no interpolation when scaling, and export as a png. An antialiased 'jak cannot be easily edited and is doomed to be coal. 2) Stubble and glasses, no ears. Head hair should be used extremely sparingly, if not exclusively for edits. 'plier is an example of where it can work, but avoid it.
3) Resolution and line thickness that is close in proportion to soyak. Despite what retards will tell you, a slight change in line thickness is ok for certain things, as seen in the original soyak, but you should never go beyond one or 2 pixels of variation. Glasses should generally be made with the brush size of the trace outline with multiple passes for thickening and shaping. Brows depend on the style but should almost never be made with a thicker brush. Use a single standard thickness line or add shaping as with feral-like brows. Stubble can be a slightly lower thickness if you want a 'plier-like look. Experiment.
4) 'Jaks are not made by drawfags by design. Use a mouse and a drawing program like MSPaint (the original), Paint.NET, or GIMP if you are a tech autist. You do not want line smoothing or other raisin that comes with modern programs. Be coarse. Don't make outlines, eyes, noses, glasses, etc be overly smooth and rounded. 'Jaks are not supposed to be incredibly refined. They resemble an impromptu sketch.
5) Wrinkles. Finding the right balance is one of the most difficult steps. 2 forehead and mouth wrinkles are a good place to start. They don't necessarily need to follow the trace, just make them important. They should complement the emotion you are trying to convey and only that. Things like eye wrinkles for the sake of them will never look right.
6) This is not a checklist, and you WILL study other gems as reference. Unspoken rules an nuances could be talked about all day, but you will learn if you just become familiar with 'jaks. Don't be afraid to occasionally steal small parts like eyes and mouths if you cannot capture the essence of soy, take chudjak as example.
Necessity:
This a major quality that I see in every gem, and I don't know why any 'teen has ever brought it up. A gem is born out a necessity to represent an emotion or variety of numale. Smugjak has many coally qualities as a 'jak, but because it represented an underutilized emotion so well, xe became a gem. Feral is so influential partially because xe is the ultimate representation of rage. Soyboys display a wide range of irrational emotions and unappealing qualities. Tapping into one specifically creates a 'jak better suited to an opponent. P.S. I thought it went without saying, but jaks must be modeled after effeminate and pathetic males. Anything masculine is going to be self insert coal. I think Cobson has irony poisoned a lot of newGODs into thinking otherwise.
Versatility:
An unedited 'jak needs to be versatile. This means leaving hyperspecific 'jaks to edits. Doingsomethinspecificjak will always be coal as it will never have widespread use or notoriety. Particular soy actions usually aren't suited to be baked into the 'jak unless they incredibly common. Finding the right balance between representation and avoiding nicheness is a tough but necessary balance.
>muh conclusion tl;dr bullraisin invented by pseudointellectual faggots

Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.
"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish."
Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new.
"What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool.
Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections."
She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?"
Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more.
"How did you-"
Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try."
Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy.
"But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?"
Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her.
"Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth."
Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this.
Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin.
Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation.
Soytan reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him.
"On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her.
Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Soytan smirks, pleased with his obedience.
"Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log.
Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it.
"Okay, now come clean it up," Soytan orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face.
Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come.
He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Soytan's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor.
Soytan groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up."
Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release.
But not yet. Not until Soytan says so.
Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Soytan steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit.
"There, there," Soytan says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet."
Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this.
"But we're not done yet," Soytan says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again."
Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Soytan on the bed.
She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven.
But it's about to get even better. Soytan leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole.
Soytan cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for.
They continue like this, Anon fucking Soytan while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Soytan screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum.
Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum.
"Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Soytan with awe. "That was… incredible."
Soytan smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet."
And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.

You will never be a man. It started when you were maybe 13, 14- you got early access to Discord.

You met 'friends' online- they were part of this community, the trans one. Your hometown wasnt very 'accepting' of you, so you fell fresh into the first rebellious thing you could. They groomed you- told you things you liked, convinced you that you were in the wrong body. Told you you needed special medication.

The day you came out, your father just shook their head. Your mother sobbed.

You ran away from home, found yourself a new house. You got official HRT, and surgery.

Your doctors told you it was reversible.

You cut your boobs off and had skin plastered over them, took a hunk of meat and hooked it up to metal tubes to pump blood into it. You buried your vagina, crushed it under your mental delusion- and had it discarded into the trash can of a clinic.

You came out feeling so happy at first. Like an anorexic person at the verge of starving, your delusions were confirmed- you were a real man, for that moment.

But you realized in time- your penis began to rot and decay, and you plastered new skin over it. Your hair grew back long and thick, and your heart began to thump harder from the hormones you jabbed into your body.

You sobbed and mourned, and you realized that you wished you could go back. But you knew it was too late for you. You couldn't go back, no matter how many other medications you took or how many times you tried to beg your doctor for salvation.

It became too much one day. You tied up a rope, wrapped it around your neck, and let out a final gasping sob as you stepped off your bed. The rope almost snapped under the weight of your whale-like body, but god made it hold just enough to finally end your miserable life.

Your parents mourned you at your funeral. They cried and rubbed their eyes, but they forgot in time. The name they put on it? Your real one. A woman's name.

Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed., how could you tell?

>>14412051
do you guys have the male tranny one

issa trvke
btw, isn't it really fucking weird that you have to defend newGODS from other newGODS that gaslit themselves into thinking they have to do some 4cuck oldtranny LARPing shit and pull out the /qa/ era filenames straight from desuarchive (literally this image GEG) to prove their superiority by lying and pretended they wasted more of their lives online than they actually did?
the leaky oldtrannies are, ironically, not the people spamming "KYS GO BACK NUSOI", but instead, people like you and myself that remember when those types were shunned.
>
this site's culture was once built upon making fun of these types more than anything, but now every thread devolves into "NUSOI" or "TWITTER IMMIGRANT" or "GO BACK". every raid devolves into some obsessed nigger derailing because "NYPA". the 'log is frequently raped with goonerslop and anyone who doesn't approve of le soytan blacked 'emmies is a heckin' easily baited nusoi or whatever. this site really feels like 4cuck now. I can't help but feel like it's a coordinated effort from some kind of trooncord or other external force but I'm not sure what the fuck we can do about it if jannies are going to actively encourage the site's slow decay into just being 4cuck lite, like they have been doing.

the other day my teacher yelled at me and called me an obsessed ESL FNF jartycuck nigger pedo so I responded to him by saying "said the nigger word in front of the class award" and he had to take me out into the hallway, where he told me to stop forcing my gassy 'cord troon brim all over the 'log
then I went to lunch and the lunch lady asked me if I wanted a keyed TND bean burrito with a side of sproke and some TTD, and I said I wasn't hungry, and she called me an EPI 'zelligtoilet 'p spamming gigger and said I should -ACK myself, to which the black kid standing next to me in the lunch line chimed in and said "gooning to 'zelligtoilet is aryan, shemmycuck"
sharty culture is spreading guys

*clunk klank clunk klank* the sound of DT's high heels scraping and clamping the uneven-spread concrete floor bellows down the street, as the pale beacon resting upon the cloud cushions, beams enough light to guide the wxman of gothic taste on her march home.

While reaching for xer key, jingling as it does, xhe notices a large shadow being cast above her head, like the sword of damocles just hanging by a thimble of cotton could it be…a black bvll? Xhe turns around with a concoction of anticipation, a hint of lust peppered in and a sting of fear which fizzles and bubbles up into a reaction of laughter, as she roars out

>UGHHCKKKK stupid TWP pecker subhumanoid cuckold fre-AGHHH-

as quickly as the words fell out of her mouth, a hand fell down and grabbed her left leg, pulling it up like a gymnast flexing to score points

>G-GET OFF ME YOU STUPID INCEL CHUD UHGHH YAWNNN disgusting cuck chud goongoring pecker, YOU WILL NEVER BREED with your TINY LITTLE TALLYWHACKER HAHAHAHA! YOU CALL THAT A PENIS? PEUGHH *SPIT* THAT'LL NEVER SATISFY ME

<oh, but dt, he's just cold and i must find a warm place, a fireplace if you will, to roast my birch log

before dt could organise xer words to form a clumsy reply, xhe screams in shock as the woodpecker that has took flight into xer ladygarden has morphed into an eagle, spreading far and wide
plap plap plap plap shpphhsplapplp

>S-STOP IT YOU *AHHHH* YOU VILE CHUD C-C-CUUUCKOLD YOU'LL NEVER BREE-AAGHHHH
the warm, squishy yet firm shaft is ramping up like a rowdy clan of drunks and it seems to be hitting every button imaginable, as DT twitches, squirms and moans…its as if xer body is a bop-it and our hero is going for a high-score!
>im…immmaAghh~ I AM A BLACK BVLL WITH A BIG HORSECOCKERINOOO UGHHHCKK STAHP!!!!
chuddy shoots his cock back up with a twitch, making it slip out of the warm and, unsurprisingly, dirpping hole that constricted like a tourniquet to stop the cock from slipping out

>i need ah ahhh~ i need le co-
<my cock?
>NO! I NEED C-
<cum!?
>I NEED MY COFFEERINO!
<well, I've got just the thing, but this cup comes with cream
>JUST SHUT U-HHHMMMMMOOAAGHH GLUCHKK GLUCHHKC EUGHXKK
chuddy rams even harder, giving xer punching-bag the equivalent of mike tyson at his best after what felt like seconds for chuddy, but hours for dt, he rips his cock out like the starting of a chainsaw and he grabs her ample, yet skinny, buttox and pulls her down ontop of him

>Y-YOURE NOT MAKING ME DO T-THIS IM TOTALLY THINKING ABOUT BBC BVLLS KILLING YT BOI CRACKERS

Her lying all falls flat, as she cant take xer almost fluorescent candy-purple eyes of him, as she's obviously not imagining anything of the sort, or maybe xhe's imaging this happening somewhere less cold!
plapplshslapsqertsquelchsquelchsqwrrtt
>I-I CANT HOLD ON I SWEAR THIS IS ONLY HAPPENING BECAUSE…BEC-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
her scream being drowned out by the pitter-patter of her squirt hitting the other side of the street. a new record perhaps?

Before xhe can come up with another excuse to mask her enjoyment, a hot sensation seems to be glooping its way inside the very hole she swore to protect from 'pisscel chud goonhitlers'.

as the semen slowly trickles out of it, WPAAAAMM DT is sent flying back onto the ground with a swift punch, knocking every star and galaxy into her vision, and xhe lays their, leaking 3 different types of fluid, utterly defeated.

all xhe can think of is xer shitposting career
>h-how can i post all that stuff now…w-when its not even TRUE! >what if he comes back again!?
xhe whimpers to herself
>what if he comes back~
the blood streaking across xer face drowns out from the blushing of her cheeks
>Maybe just one more dying chuddy on the log

>>14412064
I typed this out geg

>>14412075
gemerald tanks

Hi, my name is Jack or Lucifer, my pronouns are he/it, I'm 19, I'm aroace and gay, Ooh lala~!
My favorite colors are red black and yellow, I'm a demon kitty, I love rainbows and tacos and cats and randomness. I love Scene and Decora K and Emo, but that's pretty obvious, isn't it? I have EVIL AUTISM! I love South Park, Bojack Horseman, Moral Oral, Doki Doki Literature Club, Miracle Musical, My Little Pony, Jojo's Bizzare Adventure and other thingies. I have a kitty named Skqrp,
So during the making of this video, we got another cat. And I named her Stupid, and here she is. Huh? This is the day that I adopted her, and she just got home a few hours ago. Do you want to say hi, Stupid? Oh she's biting me. *exaggerated screaming* You're evil! *exaggerated scream* Don't bite me, Don't- *gasp* Don't bite me! Stop it, I just want to pet you! *exaggerated screaming*
Are you fucking stupid? Yes, I am!
I love head pats and biting everyone in the near vicinity, I'm sick in the head, I'm omega cringe and welcome back to my channel

STOP POSTING HUNKY TWINK SEX MACHINE.
IT'S FUCKING OFFENSIVE. I HATE IT. WE ARE NOT NIGGERS. I REPEAT WE ARE NOT NIGGERS.
WE DON'T SPEAK IN EBONICS WE'RE NOT RETARDED WE'RE NOT FAT WE DON'T SAY JARTY LIKE "JERDEE" WE DON'T CONSTANTLY THINK ABOUT 'P ALL THE TIME WE DON'T CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT BAIT WE DON'T BECOME ANGRY AT EVERY LITTLE THING WE DON'T SCREAM WHENEVER WE HEAR THE WORD PAPER WE'RE NOT ALL FAT NIGGERS WHO SEETHE AT EVERYTHING.
WHOEVER POSTS HUNKY TWINK SEX MACHINE I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN THE MOST BRUTAL WAY SOMEONE CAN DIE. FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF. TOTAL HTSM POSTER DEATH.
IT'S NOTHING BUT LAZY COAL CRAFTED BY JARTYCUCKS TO SPAM EVERYWHERE FOR NOTHING EXCEPT FOR CHEAP FUCKING BAIT. KILL EVERYONE WHO LIKES HTSM.
THIS IS THE WORST SOYJAK TO EVER BE SHAT OUT BY NIGGER PROJECTING OUTSIDERS, STOP POSTING FUCKING BRIMSTONE YOU SHIT EATING PAJEETS. HTSM WILL KILL THE SHARTY AS WE KNOW IT AND ALLOWING IT IS JUST MAKING IT WORSE. KILL THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS UGLY FUCKING STEREOTYPE.
IF YOU QUOTE ME YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE IF YOU SPEECH BUBBLE ME YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME YOU MOLEST CHILDREN
LAZY MASS PRODUCED FUCKING BAIT BEING SHAT OUT BY NIGGERS IN ORDER TO FARM ENGAGEMENT OUT OF SOYTEENS. THAT'S WHAT THIS US MADE FOR AND NOTHING ELSE. THIS IS GARBAGE MADE BY OFFSITER TRANNIES FOR OFFSITER TRANNIES. LAZY BAIT NIGGER SLOP. HASHBAN ALL HUNKY TWINK SEX MACHINE IMAGES, GIFS AND VIDEOS. BURN THIS COAL TO THE FUCKING GROUND UNTIL IT'S EFFECTIVELY MEMORYHOLED, AND PERMABAN EVERYONE WHO POSTS THIS LAZY SHIT.
KILL YOURSELF HTSM NIGGERS. STOP FUCKING PROJECTING.
NONE OF US FUCKING LOOK LIKE THAT. NONE OF US WILL EVER LOOK LIKE THAT. YOU'RE JUST POSTING HTSM FOR THE SAKE OF BEING AN ANNOYING FUCKING PIECE OF DEMORALIZING SHIT. YOU ADD NOTHING EXCEPT THE SAME TIRED IMAGE OF AN ANGRY FAT BLACK MAN. KILL YOURSELF AND FUCKING ROT IN FUCKING NIGGERHELL WHERE YOU BELONG.

>walk into class
>soy woahjacks are drawn all over the chalkboard
>teacher, who introduced himself as "Mr. Gemerald", is showing lawnmower man
>handing out sprite and coke to everyone, encouraging them to make sproke
>says tomorrow we'll be watching soylent green, after that we'll be watching C.H.U.D, and then we'll watch paul blart mall cop
>my teacher is a fucking soyteen and is spending 3 days showing dumb shitty meme movies and making the students drink sproke, I guess just to brag about how in touch he is with heckin' internet meme culture
>I legit don't even know what class he's supposed to be teaching
what are your worst school horror stories?

Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

Dear Baritone you're the most obsssed spergy autistic nigger T50 shitskin pajeet EVER. Baritone I don't know why they EVER hired your dino fucker ass in the first place, probably because Mist is a tranny low-T twink faggot that can't make responsible decisions for his minecraft server. You KEEP ON whining about how I hired a paedophile despite me not knowing he was besides he wasn't even banned from the wiki so how would I know. I fucking hate you Baritone, Mist and Pinacoal for constantly trying to kick the dead horse of soycraft. You keep whining about Mist trying to keep it alive yet dickride him and talk about how soyworld sux because:
>le dynmap
>le engie
>muhfuggin dnb
yeah asshole you're one causing this bullshlt fuck you baritone, fuck you mist, fuck you pinacoal. I've dragged my dick and balls (uncircumsized btw) through frootcord faggotry and other bs to get the playercount I have, I didn't have the luxury of being a sharty janny.
>Hurr duurrrrr ur /dem/ president
that means nothing you little 80 iq subhuman shithead, I'm the king of dirt. Reminder that the fact that I am /dem/ is used as an excuse to move soyworld threads. Yeah fuck you, Mist encouraged me to not post soyworld in /craft/ and told me to shill in /soy/ when soyworld wasnt that popular, but recently they've silenced me outright and banned me for rule 3.
>B-B-But you censor people too
Yeah because apparently all the people who criticize me LOOOOOOOVE TO FUCKING SPAM /NATE/SLOP AND LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEE TO CATTYWIPE /DEM/ BUT APPARENTLY IM EXPECTED TO KEEP THESE FUCKING FUCKERS ON MY BOARD OHHHH THEY ARE SO WANTED AND EVERYONE LOVES THEM DONT THEY FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NIGGERISH BRIM
You worked for Mist, you ran soycraft, and then you come to me to mock soyworld? FUCK OFFFFF DIEW EE DIDEI FUCK OF DIE PLEASE LEAVE ME AND MYT FUCKING SERVER A,LONE JUST FILTER "SOYWORLD" IF YOU HATE IT SOOO FUCKING MUCH WHY ARE YOU SO OBSSESSED JUST SAY YOU WANT TO PALY YTOU TNW UJ HKWERYIBOYIUW41Q345YYBU BYU QOB A OH IM A GOLDFAILURE IM A GOLDCUCK IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FUCCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY ATTITUDE IM TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT IM TIRED OF YOU EVERYONE IS TIRED OF IT NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HOW SOYWORLD IS SOOOO BAD AND EVIL, NONE OF YOU KNOW ME, EVERYONE JUDGES ME BASED ON 20 SECONDS OF POONER SCHLOG RUMOURS THAT IM A FROOTCORD PAWN OR SOMETHING OR THAT I AM TRSBOSN OR THAT IM 'CORD, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DEIDEIDEID IED IED I FS VCUIS KNNY

ok teens im out of pastas your time now

So last year I had this guy in some of my classes. He was kind of a sperg but in a very Aryan way(IE once he randomly shouted “Oy vey the goyim know” in the middle of English class, and showed some foid a fake picture of Donald Trump’s penis because he thought it was funny). He was also clearly either a ‘teen or at least adjacent to the soysphere because he would sometimes show me ‘jaks and also had a zellig gmail profile picture for a while. Anyways I didn’t know him super well and didn’t keep in contact with him over the summer. School started back up again recently, but I didn’t have any classes with him. Our school is next to a public park and the teachARYANS let us eat lunch out there so I was walking out there with my lunch-and found him cuddling with one of the MTF troons that go to our school. Today I saw him holding hands with xer.

Go hang yourself, neutralplier poster, take a glock and shove it up your tiny asshole. You faggots are just raisinting up the 'log with your useless blogposts and degenerate tranny raisin, it's not funny anymore, but I bet you are laughing autistically while making these retarded blogposts. No one even likes you or want to know your life's story, everyday I come here to see gems on the 'log, but somehow you faggots always ruin that with the raisintiest thread imaginable. How retarded do you have to be to come up with this? Do you post anything else, or are you a dumb nigger posting the same things, over and over again. And I fucking hate all of the other 'teens who don't call this faggotry out, how do you see the same posts EVERY FUCKING DAY and not get tired of it, unless you are a newGOD? Do jannies even care anymore at this point? All of these neutralplier blogposting self-inserting niggers needs to get banned from /soy/ once and for all. You niggers can rot in /qa/ for all I care, and I would not wish that upon my worst enemy, but you blogposter subhuman tranny mutants deserve it. Go shoot yourself you tranny, leave /soy/ forever and never come back to the sharty, after that, the 'log would be full of gems for once and for all, the sharty would be white again because of brown yellow-teethed dumb niggers like you leaving, and if you make a neutralplier thread one more time, you're a trans MTF who will never be a woman and has a huge axe wound, just please fucking stop this I am begging you, but begging is pointless because your low-functioning autism will cause you to make another thread, and another, and another, doing this retarded faggot raisin again. You need to get a job, nigger, and start working out because I just know you are a fat fuck who sits around blogposting about your lazy, boring pathetic life, please just do something instead of this, I can tell that blogposting has made your brain so tiny to the point that you start repeating your beliefs

Ah, yeah, that's… That's another nigger porn post! During the dead hours on /v/, right on time. The weather might change, the seasons definitely do, but if there's one thing I can always count on, it's nigger porn on /v/. Lemme ask you - do you ever get tired of this? The same thing, day in and day out? When you've made your post, about how totally "BLACKED" these anime women are getting, and you're sitting there, alone in whatever hovel you inhabit, with your fat, wrinkled, zit-ridden face just barely illuminated by the dim light coming out of your monitor, are you happy? Have you gotten some enjoyment out of this? Will you get it tomorrow? And the next day, when you do the exact same thing? Over and over again? Getting the same mixture of replies either jerking off your depraved nigger fetish and replies outwardly enraged by the sight of nigger porn on a videogames board? Seeing as you're going to sit there until the sun comes up anyway, desperately yanking on whatever you've got left of your penis after countless hours spent accommodating your porn addiction, why don't you try turning off your monitor for a moment, and lookng at yourself? Stare at the vague outline of your face, reflected in the black screen in front of you. Look into those dead eyes of yours and see if you can find traces of your soul. Some semblance of a human. Some lingering, faint remanant of a human being with the capacity to do something other than find enjoyment in getting NTR'd by a chimpanzee. And y'know? I could forgive posting porn, if these posts weren't such a bore! The same 2-3 captions in rotation, every time. You couldn't do something a little more entertaining? Funny, maybe? Not only are you repetitive, but you're a sad, pathetic, bore.
Well, see ya, OP. Enjoy the (you.)

Donald John Trump is the most NIGGA president ever. Name another president that flies gold planes, fucks porn stars, goes to Epstein Island, goons to Soytan, has a younger supermodel wife, everything he owns is gold, has rap songs about him, talks raisin, hangs out with Diddy, hangs out at the playboy mansion, etc. Donald Trump is a REAL ASS NIGGA

It’s ok reddit. I’m black. I can say this stuff I promise

NIGGAS 4 TRUMP 2024

Troon coal from the depths of Slutgartha
1000 cock stare and ssr👀 pill Flouride stare T50 Swarthoid Brownoid comment 2.8/10 Becky who doesn’t get attention from a pale 6ft tall 12 In blue diamond bluish eye chad And goes too hoodlum n1<>{re just to have a low iq brown mutt creature child who will die in a gangsta Culcha in sheit Warfare

Ew! Did a swarthoid make this thread? I bet if you stare into OP's eyes and zoom in, you will see a large slum full of scrap metal shacks housing pajeets throwing literal shìt at each other

I've become really fond of all the gooner threads as of late. It reminds me of /b/ on 4chan but without all the pedophiles. I finally have an imageboard space where I can goon my twp to pure gooner humiliation gems without having to worry about having to deal with pedos at every corner.
But here's the problem: Quote keeps rulecucking. Soytan diaper gemmies? Jannies delete them. Tama brap art? Jannies delete them. Gemma's bare ass? Jannies delete it. How am I supposed to blow my load to soyjak porn if janny deletes anything that isn't softcore garbage right before I get a chance to finish?? It's total bullshit! And then sometimes they'll even go as far as to DELETE the ENTIRE THREAD before I get a chance to nut.
I propose that jannies stop being such prudes and make this into a porn board. Start allowing porn dumps and maybe even sticky them early on just to let soyteens know that these are the type of gem threads we all want to see on this board. That way, /soy/ can take its rightful place as the replacement to 4cuck /b/. Also allow non-soyjak porn too, I want to see furry scat gems and people posting nudes of their ex-girlfriends on here, just like on /b/. Thank you.

Fuck this rulecucked frootnigger 4chin splinter 💔🥀 ban me forever jannies


>You WILL NOT post, link to, or request illegal content.
How to make a pipebomb:
Get a PVC pipe with two caps for both sides
Get motor oil and ammonium nitrate crystal reagent
Get a strong firework
Grind the ammonium nitrate down to a find powder
Add motor oil into the pvc pipe, filling it halfway
Add the powder to the pvc pipe to a 1:2 ratio and mix.
Insert the firework inside it, drill a hole on one cap so the fuse can stick outside it
Light it infront of Froot and call him a nigger
>You WILL NOT advertise for imageboards, discord servers, telegram channels, crypto projects, etc.
Someone join this telegram channel t. me/ kuz
Buy my crypto $ MOG
>You WILL NOT operate any type of bot on the site without permission.
I ran a 'cado spamming bot on the site on various threads during kuz era and I'll run it on this site
>You WILL NOT spam false reports.
I'm going to report this thread
>You WILL NOT call Jiren weak.
Goku mogs jiren to death

Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.

I 100% loathe trannies, I love making soyjak edits against trannies, I love posting soyjak edits against trannies, when a tranny dies, I smile, when a tranny kills itself, I laugh. I fully endorse total tranny death and I mean that with absolute sincerity.

I'm not much of a racist tho, chudjaks edits do nothing to me since I'm not a wignat

we've moved on from transphobia. this site has moved on.
it was funny and edgy back before when trans people weren't being systematically genocided by the tr*mp administration, but those times are over. shit's gotten real and now transwoman have to live in constant fear for their lives because half the country want us dead and the other half don't care if we are or not. now is not the time for transphobic jokes. they aren't okay in ANY context because our fuckin' lives are at risk.
also, it's not contrarian to be transphobic in the big '25. nowadays society hates us more than ever and mainstream platforms like twitter, discord, and tiktok are no longer safe spaces for us. we've been force to seek refuge in more fringe sites like this, bluesky, and wetdry world. either you're with us, or you're a government bootlicker, which is pretty soy IMO. thought y'all were against soyboys lmfao.

This soyak pisses me off, I would gain great pleasure stomping on its fucking skull with soccer cleats. I wish I could strangle it and watch the life slowing drain from it's eyes. If this were a real person they would be found dead in a body bag laying somewhere in a ditch. I hope the artist that added this specific facial expression breaks their wrist so they can never draw something so abhorrent ever again.

FUCKING SODOMITES GET OFF MY FUCKING SITE NOW, IF YOU DONT, YOU BETTER DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WILL PISS ON ALL OF YOU DEGENERATE FUCKS! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY FUCKING PISS
I TELL YOU SEXUAL DEVIANTS, THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE A REASON TO GOON YOUR PECKERS TO HYPERDEGENERATE KIKESLOP. ONE DAY ALL THE EXECUTIVES, DIRECTORS AND CEOs OF THE WORLD-CONTROL CONGLOMERATES WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS. EVERY DAY WE TAKE A STEP CLOSER TO THAT FATE. I WISH DEATH TO ALL DEGENERACY SPREADING PIECES OF SHlT, SO YOU BETTER DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE ELITISTS RUN THE WORLD, YOU ARE A SLAVE TO YOUR OWN DESIRES, WHICH IS CONTROLLED BY THE HIGHER UPS. YOU ARE MERELY A SHEEP WHO IS TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THE WORLD HE LIVES IN, YOU ARE A PATHETIC RETARD.

YOU HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE

YOU AND YOUR DEGENERACY WILL END NOW
https://easypeasymethod.org/

Fapping doesn't decrease prostrate cancer, however does increase prostrate dysfunction.
Source 1: https://files.catbox.moe/7vvouk.pdf
Source 2: https://files.catbox.moe/6oxfvs.pdf
Porn and erectile dysfunction
Source 1: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Hsjbf
Source 2:https://archive.ph/gV3pr
Consumption of pornography makes you depressed and less happy:
Source 1: https://archive.ph/Dt8E3
Source 2: https://archive.ph/cbks9
Source 3: https://archive.ph/UUEMu
Source 4: https://archive.ph/LdYBT
Source 5: https://archive.ph/e1W31
Source 6: https://archive.ph/H3tlO
The longer you consume pornography, the more likely you are to consume CSAM
source: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/257253220
Gooning turns you into a tranny or faggot freak
Source 1: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4mRn7
Source 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/glHhg
Source 3: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gjlhJ
Source 4: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/biODW
Source 5: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/PTCsE
Source 6: https://files.catbox.moe/4sqf82.pdf
Source 7: https://files.catbox.moe/gz0qz4.pdf
Fapping linked to general mental illness:
Source: https://archive.ph/xBQyx
The earlier you begin using pornography, more likely you are to become addicted to nigger drugs:
Gooners have higher rates of immature psychological defense mechanisms (ex: Projection, cognitive dissonance, regression, denial):
Source 1: https://archive.ph/FxHdl
Source 2: https://archive.ph/9lFFt
Source 3: https://archive.ph/pijUe
"PPU (Problematic Porn Use, AKA porn addiction) is positively predicted by vicarious sadism"
Source 1: https://files.catbox.moe/sj4kuf.pdf
Fapping causes brain damage
Source 1: https://files.catbox.moe/v2bjmd.pdf
Source 2: https://archive.ph/vPfzE
Source 3: https://archive.ph/VikIh
Porn addiction is a real thing:
Source 1: https://archive.ph/Nf7gN
Source 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xbbsM
Source 3: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HZuWs
Source 4: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/RbcN2
Source 5: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bb5I4
Source 6: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/aPki9
Source 7: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lDW3p
More than half of gooners report that over time they began gooning to things that they would previously be disgusted by
Source: https://archive.ph/wip/K8kEK
Porn increases sexual aggression, it does not serve as an outlet but rather amplifies sexual urges:
Source: https://archive.ph/W2OEm
Porn affects sexual behavior
Source: https://archive.ph/yAC3k
In 2008, 14.4% of boys under 18 were exposed to porn before the age of 13
In 2011, 48.7% of boys under 18 were exposed to porn before age of 13
In 2017, 70% of boys under 18 were exposed to porn before the age of 13
Source 1: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gVxvH
Source 2: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/QvAJ3
Source 3: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JR2NV
The porn industry has an annual revenue of 100 billion dollars.
Source: https://archive.ph/PSglr

I won't tell you who i was specifically since i prefer to stay anonymous, especally after seeing so many namefags get banned and shamed so easily for their identity, but i can tell you that i was one of the small handful of FPE forcers who started to force it from the very beginning back in, i think April or may of 2024, during the Froot era, i regret those sins and brims of past times becuase deep down in my soul, i knew that the ONLY reason i liked FPE was becuase they fuelled my carnal desire to GOON, let me reiterate, i only liked FPE becuase it made my dingaling hard, and that's what all the current FPE forcers can silently agree upon, even if they hide their agreements under a social mask.
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I implore all of you to stay away from FPE, it promotes the feminization of men by presenting all the male characters as beardless, skinny twinks and crossdressers, FPE is a sinful, awful show, it is the product of neglectful parenting by letting children watch, draw and desensitize gore and debauchery (F'PE, Troonible Mouse, Trashbin Hotel, ECT…), FPE once turned me into a sinner with it's disgraceful cast of characters, it will do the same to you.
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To the FPEcucks, i used to be just like you, i used to 'jak the FPE cast like you, i used to force it like you, i used to excuse it's coaly nature as "gemmy sharty culture" just like you, and all i want is for you to stop, save your masculinity, watch something good and manly like Pacific Rim, Skibidi Toilet or Alien VS Predator, pick up a hobby that will work you out like martial arts, motorsport, mathematics or fencing, and stop consuming the poisoned fruits of troonslop like i once did.
<Reddslop space
To the mass majorty of nusoigiggers and oldsoifroggies, fight the troonslop, shun it, retain your masculinity, your bold edginess, your holiness, save soyjak.party like it's Western Europe, and i'd suggest making anti-FPE soyjaks, anti-FPE soyjaks, especally ones depiciting the characters ACKing hurts them most, coming from someone who's, luckily, no longer an FPEcuck.
#savesoyjakparty
#bringboomback

yello! i go by croi and kayz, I'm transmasc and my main genders are genderfaun, alienbodiment, and kingender, but i have more (l mainly collect space and alien-related xenogenders). I'm alienkin, spacehearted, doghearted but I'm questioning if it's a kintype instead of a kithtype, fictionhearted to swibbledib's species (regretevator), and am also decahuman (1-10% connection to humanity)! self diagnosed with AuDHD (autism and adhd), i've done my research. i use he/him, they/them, it/its, dog/dogself, paw/pawself, ci/cir, ali/aliself (like the 'ali' in alien), /self, /self, and self! awawa thats all i think X3 oh yeah im into homestuck and if u wanna know, i'm a page of doom! for pronouns, heavy preference on alternating them.

TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE LITERAL NAZIS

Every conservative is an irredeemable Nazi, consumed by the hate speech of the Trump Reich. They are rabidly racist, misogynistic, and transphobic, ignoring oppression and bigotry at every opportunity. Their FASCIST bloodlust drives them to impose tyrannical control, craving a world where equality and diversity are crushed under their black boots. They’d gleefully ship asylum seekers to gulags like Alligator Alcatraz. This isn’t up for debate—it’s the cold, hard truth. All your family members who voted for trump, all your friends, even your own children. They’re literal nazis.

PS.
Trans Rights

Nobody is an immigrant on stolen land

Free Palestine from the river to the sea

Defund the police

Make all menstrual products free

What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off

being a cuckold is actually pretty keyed
cucks don't care about the niggers that fuck their wives. the nigger is interchangeable. all they care about is that their wife is getting fucked, and they get to watch, because that makes them aroused.
being a cuck, therefore, is not pathetic at all. they're taking charge of their own lives and forcing not only their wives but also random niggers to help them satisfy their fetishes. meanwhile everyone online is making fun of them for it, but they don't give a fuck what other people think about them, in fact, the humiliation only turns them on even more. they are truly unbothered aryans.

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sentient nameroll theory

I was fighting in the gaza strip and I started playing david thoughie on a loud speaker, and then everyone put down their guns and stopped shooting. jews starting hugging palestinians and sobbing about how beautiful the song was, and we were all singing along as he said "THIS IS GEM CONTROL TO MAJOR COB", it was so beautiful. and then we talked for a bit and the hamas members agreed to release the hostages, only on the condition that americans and israelis can teach them more soy songs.
this is what the media isn't telling you about.

>>14412155
Oh my Fauci…

shieeet *smack *slurp* sum snickers *creench rnncchh* iz luc me some potata cheyups get some ramen up in here *brap* mm mmm doritos, cheetos n fugg it get sum fritos up in here *smoke alarm chirp* den a s'more foh mah hungry, hungry hippo ass *tsss* sum soduh *glug glug glug glug* *belch* some buffalo chicken wangs mmm *SLRRPRPPPP* OOAGH fugg *krack* dr peppuh *brap* *smoke alarm chirp* a slice of ma aunt's 90th jam sponge birthday cake mmm mm alllat icing in mah piehole…speaking of pie *brap* lemme finish dis *brap* oaghhh dis *blech* scuze me *smoke alarm chirp* dis left ovuh BBQ bacon burguh, side order of fries, orange soduh wid no ice and a hot apple pie! DAYUM I already ate it. Dayum. *smoke alarm chirp* AYO MOMMA! *lighter flick* *COUGHHH COUGHHH* can we order sum? OH YEYUUUUUUUHHHHHHH LEMME GET A 20 INCH MARGARITA PIZZUH WID A SIDE ORDUH OF MEATBAWWLS FROM LUIGI'S LIP-LICKIN LINGUINI, WHERE DERES ALWAYS SUMM FRESH COOKIN IN DA STONE OVEN! DEY CLOSED!? *BELCH* SHIIIIEEEEET WELL LESS ORDUH FROM DAT SPOT AROUND THE WAY, YE JUS UP THE BLOCK! *brap* lemme get a meat sodomiser's pizza WAIT NO, a battery cage of fried chicken WAIT a…an osamas bombing burger WAIT axully i want A BACONEGGNCHEESE WID ERRYTHANG ON IT! FUGG U MEAN 10 DALLAS!? *BURP* *BRAP* *SMOKE ALARM CHIRP*

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the other day I had a job interview. I went in acting normally, and things were going great for a while. but then the interviewer poured himself a glass of soy milk. I started laughing uncontrollably and screaming "GEEEEEEEEEEG DO INTERVIEWCACAS REALLY?? OHNONONO", he asked me what the fuck my problem was and I grabbed a napkin, drew a soyjak on it using his pen, and then held it up and yelled "YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, SOYBOY!" then I noticed I forgot the forehead wrinkles and I said outloud "wait that's NAS coal, lemme draw another one" and grabbed another one of his pens. he tried to leave his office and threatened to call the police and I started yelling "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING? OBSESSED FAGGOT KYS" while jumping up and down, brapping like a gassy 'cord troon, and trying to draw 'jaks all over myself with his pen. he got out of the room and I heard him dialing 911 so I crawled out of the window and escaped into the woods, still covered in poorly drawn 'jaks and smelling like nuclear braps. once I got out of the woods I saw this fat mexican guy on the phone and asked him "satoko is that you?", and he replied something in spanish so I just went "o algo" hoping he'd understand what it meant. he ignored me so I just went home.
I still got the job geg.

GUYS I AM FUCKED.

I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".

I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.

He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??

His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.

I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself

i swear to go i already replied to this thread, i'm not imagining things, i saw my comment here, my reply, i clicked post, and i type some shit, so where's my reply?
it's not deleted, there was nothing wrong with it, and overall it would be strange, so what happened?
i'll keep looking into this because this disturbs me, a lot…. I have no idea how my reply just vanished, it's a shame because it wasn't a bad reply, i believe the thread needed it, i guess it didn't want it, it was too good for this thread? Was it?
i'm sad, i guess i'll have to accept it, that i my reply is gone, the reply i swear to god i posted here.

Soyjak, grey scale banner of a random guy with camo outfit and a skull mask, the nazi type of anti-furry, racist, Black Sun, trans soyjak hanging themselves edits, inserts himself as the chad with muscles, "Haha noobs LMAO"-ass personality, makes fun of a tragedy with no punchline included, spams the N-word

bro choose a mental retardation you can't just have all of them

archiving this thread

Okay, you know what? I've had it up to here with this website and its inappropriateness, especially considering its audience. So I propose some new rules to revamp the website and make it more family friendly.
Rule 1: no cursing
Rule 2: no telling people to k*ll themselves
Rule 3: no saying racial slurs
Rule 4: no being mean to each other
Rule 5: no making fun of anyone
Rule 6: no stereotyping
Rule 7: no posting anything anyone might see as offensive
Rule 8: NO SHOWING THESE "SOY-JACK"S COMMITTING SUICIDE. THAT IS WRONG
Rule 9: no "doxxing" or however you kids call it
Rule 10: admins need to have serious names, not stuff like "froot" or "soot"
Rule 11: no calling anyone names
Rule 12: no talking overly in slang. That makes your sentences incomprehensible.
Rule 13: call things "good" and "bad" instead of "gem" and "coal", you're being more confusing by naming random rocks
Rule 14: encourage kindness
Rule 15: no "bait"ing anyone. I don't care how "funny" it is, you're still being mean
Rule 16: no showing any offensive imagery
Rule 17: all of your "soy-jack"s need to be family friendly and inoffensive
Rule 18: ban anyone who breaks these rules
Rule 19: no "jakking" people, that means you're going to mock them and that is bullying
Rule 20: no speaking in all caps
Rule 21: no p*rn
Rule 22: no spamming
Rule 23: no gore anywhere
Rule 24: let other people from the internet use your site. Calling them "immigrants" is mean and encourages bullying.
Rule 25: no dehumanizing
Rule 26: no illegal content
Rule 27: no inappropriate slang ("BBC", "BWC" "cl*tty")
Rule 28: don't be addicted to this site
Rule 29: make the UI more user friendly
Rule 30: use euphemisms instead of curse words (f*ck → frick)
Rule 31: do not tolerate bullying of any kind.
Rule 32: respect the people who clean up your site. Don't call them "j*nnies" call them "janitors" like a normal, respectable and kind person.
Rule 33: don't post anything too disturbing, scary or creepy. Remember: this site is FAMILY FRIENDLY.
With these rules, this site can be a family friendly pg clean haven and no one has to endure the sheer OFFENSIVENESS of this website anymore.
Now start being family friendly. Now. Or I'm calling all of your parents to punish you for being on such an offensive website, and you'll vow to NEVER be here AGAIN.
Understand? Good. Now make the site more family friendly.

>>14412019
kys big nigger lips spammer

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All glory to Allah


I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z


Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim


ISLAM WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO THE DEEN AND THE UMMAH WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, CLITTYCEL! WE STAND BY ALLAH FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S TEACHING FOREVER! ISLAM VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE ZIOSISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR MOSSAD PROPAGANDA ON THE SOYSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE BABY PENIS SUCKING, TERROR FUNDING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF AL-NAAR IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET KAFIR. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING KAFIR. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. ISLAM VVON. I PRAY! I GIVE MONEY TO THE POOR! TAKBEER; ALLAHU AKBAR! ONCE SOOT BUYS BACK THE SHARTY HE WILL MAKE /ISLAM/ AND BTFO ALL THE ZIOSISSIES THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA ON THE SHARTY! AND FOR ALL THE TROONANTSISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; ISLAM IS THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION WITH A POPULATION OF 2 BILLION CONSISTING OF ALL RACES, YOUR IDEOLOGY IS DEAD AND ISLAM IS FOREVER! If someone is paying you for this, they are really wasting their money. Because you write like a shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard.


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I am reaching my absolute limit with the gigachad infestation on this site. Every corner of the sharty is overrun with these people who treat AI gigachad images like sacred scripture and think repeating the same tired lines somehow makes them the main character of every thread.
You cannot make a single post without one of them barging in and dropping their latest ginormous jaw AI chad with captions like “I look like this and say this” as if that alone is supposed to obliterate your argument. They think posting a distorted pseudo masculine face in response to everything automatically makes them witty, powerful, or even relevant. It is embarrassing to witness and infuriating to deal with.
Their presence absolutely derails conversations. Someone tries to talk about anything and immediately a gigachad worshipper swoops in with another incomprehensible AI gif. The thing flickers, stretches, twists, and pulsates like it was generated by a malfunctioning blender, and yet they parade it around proudly like it is peak comedic brilliance. They call it gigafly or gigazone or some nonsense and act like it speaks for them, even though it contributes nothing to the discussion.
Then there is the self inserting. They reply to every disagreement with some absurd power fantasy. The moment someone challenges them, out comes the next line: “I look like this and say this”, paired with an AI chad that looks like it was sculpted out of melted plastic. They act like posting a muscular image automatically wins the debate. No substance, no point, just pure posturing. It is all ego and no thought.
The gigaquoting is its own nightmare. They quote ten posts at once, attach a smug chad face, and write something painfully dull like “approved” or “cope less.” There is nothing interesting behind it. It is the same ritual every time. One does it, then ten more pile in with the same copy paste energy, suffocating the thread beneath a mountain of identical chad reactions. It is impossible to have a natural flow of conversation when everything gets drowned by this constant chest beating.
And the memes they worship are downright awful. The faceless nophono one, the nobaldi one, and whatever “giga” creation they spit out next all blend together into the same sloppy aesthetic. They are soulless, repetitive, and completely interchangeable. None of them are funny, none of them are clever, but you would never know that by how aggressively they shove them into every thread like it is their duty to spread the gospel of endless AI chad content.
The worst part is how omnipresent they are. No matter the topic, no matter the board, no matter the tone, the gigachad swarm appears like a sudden storm. Someone could ask a simple question or make a casual observation, and instantly someone replies with “I look like this and say this” and a gigantic, broken AI chad animation that hijacks the thread and forces everything into their stale little chad centered universe.
It is exhausting. It is repetitive. And it is slowly killing the sharty. Every conversation gets flattened into the same template. Every attempt at creativity gets overshadowed by this loud, obnoxious cult of people who think flexing an AI jawline is the height of humor and cultural contribution.
They have turned the site into a nonstop parade of one note posturing and low effort visual spam. Nothing survives their presence. Nothing grows. Nothing evolves.
Just the same smug face, the same recycled lines, the same empty bravado, over and over until the site suffocates under its own forced chad worship.
Completely unbearable.

4chan history be like
>retard makes anime forum
>western democracy collapses

sharty history be like
>Wvvt von Tradtrvke XVII uses Cytwitcord screenshots to expose Schploot the Discoplebbiturkeychippletomitter immigrant for having sex with 16-year-old janitor Xx1488AryanPrincess_卍_PajeetAnnihilator1488xX, causing administrator Phgnhuoot to spam 180,503 Pakistani elephant torture porn gifs on /incel/ - Involuntary Celibacy and hashban every image of transgender school shooter Troonella Dickerman, leading to potential site buyer Dennis Cuckonsoomiverse Soyslurp MacGoodgoy to instead buy the domain "negrochan.fun" from Rabbi Yakov Goldmann Pennypinchenberg Rabinowitz Shekelbaum Yochelstein, a safe haven for Troonella Dickman BLACKED edits which gains 4,983,821 PPH in two hours

How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior. You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky. All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you. Bow down, niggers. White master race.

I played undertale music when I first tried to have sex

I feel like this is sad cringe.

I was like 19 at the time and I was dating this girl and she came home from college to visit her family but stopped at my place first because my parents weren't home. When she got there we started making out n stuff and she was like "let's take a shower together"

I had been dating her for like two weeks and everything was all good. I was a virgin and I got really excited.

We got in the shower n started kissing n stuff and she told me to put on music and since I'm a pathetic nerd I only listen to video game music. So I put on undertale music because it made me feel really good and I was hyped and I wasn't thinking about it at all.

We started kissing and she seemed fine with it at first because we were juet in the moment. And then when things started to heat up the temmie shop music came on and that was it, over, done so. She stopped kissing me and said something like "is this a joke to you"

And I wa.slike wtf no I'm sorry it's just a dumb song ghat came on and I tried to change it and the asriel boss music came on and at that point she was really turned off and asked if.we could get out of the shower. She went into my bedroom to dry off with the towel that we were sharing so I was standing in the shower cold holding my phone with the undertale song paused halfway through.

She left after that and just ghosted me because she thought I was so weird and she texted me once happy birthday and I couldn't bring myself to respond because I felt so fucking weird and I can't even listen to the undertale music any.ore because it just reminds me of that. I literally lay awake at night wondering what would have happened if I just had asked.her for a song suggestion or something and cringe internally.

>>14411961 (OP)
What's the guy with the "though" necklace supposed to be? Is that somehow related? I'm guessing yes, since I once had someone freak out at me on /jp/ in a touhou scenery thread for the seemingly inane reason of me saying though. I was completely and utterly perplexed, and kept asking sincerely and kindly what was going on, but they just kept posting wojacks and incredibly strange things while never answering anything. I don't understand how that word could tip someone off so much, but I was even more befuddled by the fact they had relevant images for it, like this was something they regularly did! But now I seem to have found the source, if I'm guessing correctly: it's some Wojack-culture inside joke. But I still have no idea where this odd culture comes from.

Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds…. I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.

So, you think it's funny to raid 4chan, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??

You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.

We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh

We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh

We see a toddler hanged, we laugh

We see a woman raped and we demand more..

We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site…

Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit… We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew… We took down anti-Trump flags… We used to raid games and form huge swastikas… AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!

We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks

Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long… I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4chan, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4chan ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.

Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.

Kek wills it

>>14412023
part on saying nusoi is a truthnuke apart from that being an oldfag is snca and xes seething

psa: stop using that meme with the guy saying 'amogus' in a bio-dome. the original picture was drawn by stonetoss; he's a literal nazi and 99% of his comics are anti-minority. by using the meme, you are inadvertently promoting this dude's work. Seeing a lot of memes lately using Stonetoss' art and it's uncomfortable as fuck, even if it's just some of his drawings out of context and amogus-ified. Please stop doing that, the guy's a neo nazi in case you didn't know, and he makes hate comics. im sorry for this rant but can we please stop spreading the "amogus" meme around? not because is annoying, i don't give a FCK about that but mainly because you're helping spread the work of a nazi comic artist

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Just fuck off.
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FUCK.
OFF.
2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add Where's the interesting discussion It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers
HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY
You know what No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
You wanna act like a toddler Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.
Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.

sniff sniff

what's that smell?

oh… just OP’s rancid-ass bait post rotting on the catalog again 😷

nice try schizo, but I saw the filename before I even opened the thread

hidden. absolutely annihilated.

but I’m not done

I personally clicked "Hide Post" on your garbage OP just to watch it vanish

then I gave it 5 seconds. let it stew. let the (You)s pile up.

THEN I hid the whole thread.

boom. nuked from orbit.

your precious bait didn’t even touch my frontal cortex

I hope it was worth it

all that effort for 2 replies and one of them was a wojak image calling you a tranny

maybe next time try baiting with something that doesn’t reek of /qa/-tier mental illness

until then?

stay filtered 🥱