/soy/ - Soyjaks

[Verse 1]
Toko the snowmutt was a jolly brappy 'mutt
With a spade 'cob pipe and a taki nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Toko the snowmutt is a meximutt, they say
He was made of dust, but the 'jakkers know
How he brapped to life one day
There must have been some 'p in
That old hard drive they found
For when they wiped the 'drive clean
He began to say "obsessed"
Oh, Toko the snowmutt
Was obsesseed as he could be
And the 'jakkers say he could brap and seethe
Just the same as nusoicucks
[Chorus]
Brappity-brap-brap
Brappity-brap-brap
Look at Toko goon
Brappity-brap-brap
Brappity-brap-brap
Over the hills of coal

[Verse 2]
Ooh Toko the snowmutt
Knew a ban was coming that day
So he said, "Let's brap and we'll have some fun
Now before I get the ban."
Down to the 'log
With brimstone in his hand
Brappung here and there all around the 'log
Saying, "Ban me if you're obsessed"
He led them down the thread of page 1
Right to the janny-jan
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler, "BANNED!"
Oh, Toko the snowmutt
Had to hurry on his way
But he spat out coke, seething
"Don't cheer, I'll be brapping again o algo."
[Chorus]
Brappity-brap-brap
Brappity-brap-brap
Look at Toko goon
Brappity-brap-brap
Brappity-brap-brap
Over the hills of coal!