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ITT we make stats for different jaks
For example:
Evilson:
STR: 70 (mostly in arms)
DEX: 40 (-10 from obesity)
CON: 85
INT: 70
WIS: 80
LUC: 50
Having his saliva, sweat, blood, cum, or other fluids getting into your bloodstream will instantly kill you
Has a large arsenal of poisons, stuns, traps
No weapons, only his strong arms
Has a large and slow van

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Strength (STR) - Physical strength
Dexterity (DEX) - Speed and agility
Constitution (CON) - Health, stamina, resistances from diseases, weapons and poisons
Intelligence (INT) - Soyentific knowledge, ability to create different weapons, tools, poisons
Wisdom (WIS) - Decision making, problem solving, planning and emotional control. Measures the effectiveness of INT
Luck (LUC) - Gives advantages in random situation
Default value - 50, lower means character is weaker or stronger in this stat

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troonella
Strength - 0
Dexterity - 0
Constitution - 41
Intelligence - 41
Wisdom - 0
Luck - 41

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>>14376507
Dr. Soystein
STR: 75
DEX: 70
CON: 70
INT: 70
WIS: 25
LUC: 1

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>>14376506 (OP)
is the stats 1-100

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OP
STR: 0
DEX: 0
CON: 0
INT: 0
WIS: 0
LUC: 0

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Cobson:
STR: 70
DEX: 68
CON: 58
INT: 72
WIS: 90
LUC: 59
Near death he can go lawnmover man mode which will boost his stats
lawnmoverman mode
STR: 95
DEX: 75
CON: 69
INT: 72
WIS: 95
LUC: 67

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did unc transition?

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Meximutt:
STR: 65
DEX: 15
CON: 90
INT: 30
WIS: 30
LUC: 10 (has a constant chance of getting an heart attack)
has a +10 STR buff while fighting who he deems obsessed
Has various mexican cuisine under his fat which can heal him
Can jump incredibly high to border hop despite his DEX
can turn super saiyan which gives +10 in all his stats for a short period of time

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euromutt:
STR: 50
DEX: 75 (-10 for being a smoker)
CON: 40
INT: 60
WIS: 20
LUC: 80 (+30 for being a welfare qveen)
a sneeze attack capable of giving poison damage for a short period of time
can pickpocket anyone and steal their items and gold
has a suicide vest under his clothes at all time, which will kill both him and his opponent once activated

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STR: 80
DEX: 50 (-40 if his PATRIQT mobility scooter were to break or whatever)
CON: 70
INT: 10 (deep fried state's fault or something)
WIS: 20
LUC: 65
has plenty of guns to shoot obsessed faggots from a distance or whatever
resistant to poison after consuming fluoride and preservatives during all his life or something along those state lines
Can drone strike at any time as long as his greatest ally agrees to it or however the burger is flipped yeah

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evilson:(mating season)
STR: 99
DEX: 99
CON: 99
INT: 10
WIS: 10
LUC: 50

during the winter months evilson becomes dormant due the cold and his victims preffering to stay indoors, instead he chooses to use his built up body fat for muscle growth.

in the spring(mating season) evilson after months of built up semen and sexual frustration becomes hyper focus on "mating". this tunnel vision on "mating" causes his cognitive ability to devolve to that of an animal.



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