/soy/ - Soyjaks

Rules revamped:
1. You WILL NOT upload, post, trade, request, or link to child pornography.
2. Credible threats of real-world violence against people or places are FORBIDDEN.
3. Announcing or calling for "swattings" is FORBIDDEN.
Realistic depictions of child abuse are FORBIDDEN.
4. You WILL NOT advocate, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content, including pedophilic jokes.
5. Sexual or non-sexual depictions of loli, shota, cub, or other pubescent and prepubescent characters are FORBIDDEN.
6. You WILL NOT advertise for imageboards, discord servers, telegram channels, crypto projects, etc.
7. Participation in hostile or disruptive off-site communities is FORBIDDEN.
8. Roblox discussion and raids are FORBIDDEN.
9. You WILL NOT post spam that may lag other people's browsers. (Using more than 5 slurs in a post counts as spam)
10. You WILL adhere to the general topic or theme of the board you are posting on. Off-topic posts may be moved or deleted.
11. You WILL NOT promote or advocate for animal abuse or bestiality.
12. You WILL NOT attempt to get the site taken down.
13. You WILL NOT post files containing embedded content.
13a. Posts that are obfuscated in a way that is hard for moderators to examine may be removed.
13b. If you don't want outsiders reading your posts, use the built-in restricted thread feature.
14. You WILL NOT spam false reports or the urgent report feature
15. You WILL NOT use any sort of bot to automate posting on the site.
16. You WILL NOT use this website if you are under the age of 25.
17. You WILL NOT post NSFW/NSFL content unless the board's description starts with "18+".
18. You WILL NOT mock the deaths of people like Junko Furuta
19. This site is English only
20. No posting of Gigachads, Pepes, or any historically Sharty or /qa/ related NAS will be tolerated.
21. All Soyjaks must be colorful. Monochrome soyjaks will result in a month long ban.
22. No classic soyjak variants (Soyak, Gapejak, Plier) are permitted. Only nuvariants created within the past 3 years are allowed.
23. All posts must be ran through AI at least once. This includes both image and text content.
24. The United States is RANGEBANNED.
25. Any mention of females is FORBIDDEN. If you provide proof that you are a female, or say you are a female, you will be permabanned.
26. Being homosexual is FORBIDDEN but only if you are the bottom in the relationship.
27. Ukraine is RANGEBANNED.
28. Discussion of any films except The Mask, Son of the Mask and Cool World is FORBIDDEN.
29. The letter P is FORBIDDEN.
30. Apostrophes are FORBIDDEN.
31. Italics are FORBIDDEN.
32. Shortening of words (I.E., shortening I Am to I'm) is FORBIDDEN.
34. The number 33 is FORBIDDEN.
35. Environmental advocacy is FORBIDDEN.
36. Usage of mobile devices to access the site is FORBIDDEN.
37. Usage of Apple products to access the site is FORBIDDEN.
38. You WILL NOT eat food or drink while browsing the site.
39. You WILL say good morning to the admins every day. Posting on the site before doing so will result in a PERMANENT BAN.
40. Only discussion of Korean celebrities is allowed on the website. Discussion of celebrities or other public figures outside of Korea will result in a PERMANENT BAN.
41. Any post which could be perceived as an insult or slight towards Orthodox Christianity or Warhammer will result in a PERMANENT BAN.
42. Usage of greentext outside of soyquoting will result in a 5 month ban.
43. Soyquoting is only permitted if the soyquote has been posted before. Soyquotes which are original will be deleted.
44. The words Nophono, Nobaldi and any variation on that theme are FORBIDDEN.
45. The posting of joyjaks is FORBIDDEN.
46. Namefagging is FORBIDDEN.
47. Avatarfagging is permitted, but only without a tripcode.
48. All avatarfags must end their posts with "I'm trans btw.", and in every subsequent post they make the number of times they say "I'm trans btw" at the end of their sentence will increase by at least 1. Failure to to this will result in a PERMANENT BAN.